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OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?
I JUST
GUAM?
IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM
KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST
“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID
12/27, 8:37PM CT
ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM
12/28, 12:18PM CT
THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***
12/28, 10:22PM CT
THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY
GO COOKIES GO
@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper @homebeccer GET READY
lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and
12/30, 12:39AM CT
@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper
holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE
The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season
THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP
COOKIES ACQUIRED
THE THRILLING CONCLUSION
also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey
how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes
SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????
AND
IT’S
IT’S
IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-
I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED
Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks
Its not even an in-game feature
Oh my god it’s back
H O W
I’ve had this sort of thing happen.
At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.
I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”
No one said “hey let’s stop missending things to Nepal” they just said “let’s make a stamp for this” and called it a day.
I’m gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration.
:) More Behind the GIFs.
This…I actually…really needed this. Like.For real legit thank you.
this is lovely thank you
@komamocha
@matzahball
For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones
great poast every one👍
I have drawn him.... The High Geologist
A Guide To Exploring Abandoned Churches
If you go alone, don’t bring a flashlight. You’ll see things you don’t want to.
Don’t bring groups bigger than 12.
Bring water and some snacks, but no wine.
If you have to sleep there, sleep in the sanctuary, but not on a pew.
If you try to read the hymnal, the words won’t be english anymore.
The Bibles will be blank until you confess.
Don’t go into the confession booth. The man talking to you is not the priest, and you don’t want to know what he really is.
The cross on the wall changes locations, don’t look at it for too long.
If you see someone praying at the altar, don’t approach them. If they approach you, don’t talk to them. Leave immediately.
If you hear the organ playing while you’re in the basement, know that your time is running out.
If it plays while you’re in the sanctuary, your time is up.
Take whatever you want, but if you find that one of your possesions is missing, don’t look for it. Let them have it. It’s not worth your life.
If you find a rosary, don’t put it on. It won’t help.
The water isn’t holy anymore. Throwing it on the demons in the shadows won’t work.
Drink the wine if you wish to never leave.
Don’t get seperated from your friends.
If you spend the night, leave at sunrise otherwise you’ll enter another plane of reality with no way back.
If you don’t spend the night, leave through the doors you came in.
You might look behind you after leaving and see that the church isn’t there anymore. It means that they took what they wanted.
Never enter the same abandoned church twice. Even (especially) if you forgot something inside. That’s a lure. On your second tour through, they will know enough about you to keep you there.
Unmute !
IT IS VITALLY IMPORTANT THAT YOU UNMUTE!!!!
How to make a green pumpkin 紫砂壶 zishahu (Chinese boccaro teapot/ Yixing clay teapot)
cr: 利休手作
Ok I know this guy is like, a master craftsman, but i -lost it- when he added the tiny snail
me watching the level of detail get more intricate
What is dat *aggressively scuttles*
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I still contend that this is, in fact, the best video on the internet, period. The sheer comedic timing. The knowledge that it cannot possibly have been constructed. The very human expression Pallas cats’ round pupils give them. And the backstory that this was literally the first footage captured by this camera in this placement, that this is the cat immediately noticing his environment has been changed and investigating with all the suspicion of a grumpy old gardener whose gnomes have been moved again…. *chef’s kiss*
Listen up!
You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled
Hit that.
Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern
Yes.
Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in
Tumblr will follow up and help them.
Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!
This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.
YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.
And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.
You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.
This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.
I can tell that my professor doesn’t have ADHD.
I just told my dad and brother about this and my dad said “But you do control your own motivation?” and my brother recoiled in horror so you can probably guess which one of them has ADHD
Motivation is a rare and passing favour granted by the stars. An elusive wind that comes and goes in its own time
Who…who controls their own motivation??
Neurotypicals, allegedly.
Wait.. people can control their motivation???
Allegedly.
@ neurotypicals: IS THIS TRUE???????? CAN YOU JUST LIKE…. TURN IT ON AND OFF?????????????????
Wow
that’s the kind of thing I like to see
he’s not even mad he just sits back down
The Husbands dressing up as each other for Halloween 🎃
Aziraphale did not appreciate his clothes being swapped and Crowley found his little switcharoo hilarious especially since it took Aziraphale a few moments before he realized something was amiss 😂😂😂
reblogging for the thicc locomotive fireman-
Self betrayal
I’ve noticed, the last few days as the temperature has steadily dropped that my appetite is kicking into Cold Weather Mode.
Warm weather appetite; “Ahh, a salad would be nice, maybe a bit of fish and fruit.”
Cold weather appetite; “Okay, brain, we’re cranking up the metabolism because it’s cold out, so tell the stomach that we want STARCH and BUTTER and we want it RIGHT NOW.”
Warm weather appetite; Ehh, don’t really feel like dessert, but maybe a cookie or something.
Cold weather appetite; Brownies. All of them. Now.
Yes! Cold weather makes our bodies work harder to stay warm, and burns through calories a lot faster. This is why a lot of cultures who live in cold climates eat a lot of rich foods and have traditions like butter tea. You need the calories to stay warm.
If this is your first time in colder weather, your body is having to adapt real fast, and so you’re burning food energy like tinder to keep the ol’ warm blooded system revved up. If you don’t get the food energy your body is demanding, it’ll save energy other places to keep the heat cranked up, and you’ll find yourself becoming really lethargic and tired.
Have some extra peanut butter toast (so long as you aren’t allergic to peanuts, of course) and make some chili.
Also learn the non-physical signs of hunger!
Did u kno ur first “I’m hungry” signal is when your thoughts keep turning to food? If you’re thinking about food, and your brain keeps wandering back to food- you’re hungry. Have a snack. Or a meal, if it’s meal time!
Making cupcakes and taking one, two, ten secret tastes of frosting? You’re in a calorie deficit and the bank is here to COLLECT. Eat something!
(I reccomend going at the frosting with a spoon, which also serves as an impromptu lesson on the body self regulating- it Will Taste Bad once you’ve had your fill, and despite what media tells you, it will probably be closer to two big ol bites, not like… all of it.)
Tired, lethargic, kinda cranky? You’re hungry!
Irrationally angry? Try a snack.
Cold, even when you should logically be warm? Food.
Overwhelmingly stressed by things you’re normally OK with? It’s tortilla time!
If you don’t eat when you’re hungry your winter experience is going to be a miserable back and forth between Too Full and Fucking Starving
(Why yes, most American women live in a perpetual calorie deficit, why do you ask?)
Welcome to the Midwest!
I know my body is gearing up for winter when it starts insisting on me buying hard candies. Like, don’t get me wrong, I like candy in general, but when it fixates on hard candy, I know it wants more calories
TIme for this post again as the cool weather returns! I have, the last couple days, been wanting All Of The Bread.
11 years in Wisconsin and you’d think id *notice* when my brain starts absolutely insisting on chili and soups but noooo
I just picked up turnips and parsnips for chicken noodle soup, because as SOON as a frost hit my body was like “We demand soup and we demand it NOW”
I have literally been dreaming about biscuits and sausage gravy. So I got up and made them last night at midnight. It was the best thing I have ever eaten, so I guess I was kinda hungry.
re-creation of one of my favorite audio posts (which is now broken)
“I said No.” [complete silence from the vocals for the rest of the song]