𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖆𝖒𝖎

[onegianthand]

A message from the pope

[dinsintegration]

[numbtotherhythm]

in my notifications

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[neechees]

[tattooed-disappointment]

How big is your cock????

Ask someone who’s seen it

[g0dammit-deactivated20160616]

You have never seen your own penis

[tattooed-disappointment]

No thats gay

[bifacts]

Fact: A lot of people are confused about what bisexuality is or what it means to be bi. To clarify: “bi” is short for the word “bike” which in itself is actually short for “bichael”. We hope this clears things up.

[dark-in-shinigami]

hope you all know now

[transfemininomenon]

honestly "social distancing" is super fucking neurotypical lmao like sorry i have depression and get super sad if im not around people?? it's genuinely not on me to give my emotional labor to people to make sure THEY don't get sick and im just fucking with you guys could you imagine

[karnalesbian]

[dark-in-shinigami]

#they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

[rorytelling]

Every uQuiz quiz:

Choose a lyric from an artist you've never listened to

Choose one of these 5 things you've never heard of

The only answer you relate to at all is really aggressively worded for some reason?

What's your sign

All these answers make sense but they're worded in a way that reminds you of your rawr phase.

Pick a color. Chartreuse is an option but blue isn't.

[dark-in-shinigami]

LITERALLY

[manbiteshog]

stop putting pop culture references in online quizzes i don’t know what anything is

[tlirsgender]

Biggest failing of the internet is that in order to be vibing with my friends I have to actually be talking to them. I socialize like a cat I just show affection by sitting next to you. Ily but sometimes I have Nothing to say. Not a damn thing going on in my head

[tlirsgender]

I don't want to "have" a "conversation" I want to peel an orange and share it with you

[tlirsgender]

Do straight people fall in love with their best friends or is that just a gay people thing. Like isn't the whole process just a completely different ordeal for straight people

[dark-in-shinigami]

but do bi people fall in love with their girl best friend AND boy best friend or is it just me tho

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

I play the same 25 songs everyday and them mfs hit every time

[pangur-and-grim]

please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

[arsnof]

Why would you limit yourself to drawing Canadians?

[pangur-and-grim]

everyone else unfollow me I want to be alone with arsnof

[coughloop]

[colachampagnedad]

is this a whole foods review

[gummiehz]

i fucking love this so muchn 

[dorfs]

Sometimes I find falling asleep with my phone in my hand kind of romantic

[dark-in-shinigami]

until you realise you didn't charge it overnight

[celestiamoved-deactivated201701]

i like boys who dress like icecreams and ignore me for video games and get food all over their face so i can wipe it off and spoon feed and baby them esp when they are mean to me it’s garbage i know but i can’t help it

[illness-deactivated20180325]

boys who dress like ice creams still haunts me. even more than the rest of this which is objectively worse.

[dark-in-shinigami]

how do you even dress like ice creams

[sunsetquotes]

“Come and kiss me and let’s forget.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

[lucylied]

[drwgs]

im just trying to understand my feelings still