dark miku returns

i'm baaaaaack juh

[dark-miku]

hey folks! you may have known me as juh-wasnt-deactivated19691231 over the last couple of years, which ended recently due to concerns that weren't tumblr's fault. but i was born to poast, and i cannot deny my destiny any longer—so i'm back, with an identity that's, uh, less traceable to linkedin. i'll be embarking on the traditional pilgrimage to reconnect with my mutuals! thank you for your patronage, and we hope to see you again.

i think you can keep calling me juh though. i should display that somewhere prominent.

[the-supernatural-atheist]

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

[the-supernatural-atheist]

thats right folks. my peonis? cold and made of metal as fuuuuuck

[catbountry]

It's that time of year again...

[foolcrum57]

found this pic on facebook marketplace thats unintentionally up my alley

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[segamascott]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting, red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting, red mackerel tabby

[ghostopossumlives]

What about the two at the bottom?

[whatcoloristhatcat]

cab 👍🦀

[dragon-in-a-fez]

love the suggestion that Noah would have had crabs on the ark. like if everything flooded I think they would be fine actually

[stupid-twink-girl]

[maidslime]

No more waiting, no more debating, go get your hrt. "I don't know if I'm really trans!" You are. Now go. "I'm scared!" We all were. Now go. "There's a long wait to be seen!" Go get your name on the list then. DIY if you need. "What if my friends don't accept me?" They weren't really your friends. Now go. "What if my spouse doesn't accept me?" Get a divorce. Now go. You do not need to continue to live in agony and depression to pretend to be someone else. Go get your hrt.

[pissvortex]

[smoke-in-the-winds]

“Wow, yeah, I’ve never heard of that, it sounds really fucked up. Bet those perverts south of here would do it though”

[stupid-twink-girl]

[orteil42]

happy pride! you know what that means

[xyzee2323]

[sherlocking-out-loud]

I haven't seen this circulating here on Tumblr, so I decided to make my own post.

last saturday, in Porto, there was a pride parade going down the street and this old man was standing there, by his front door, waving the portuguese flag. most people on the parade probably thought the same: old person waving the national flag? he's probably protesting against the parade, he's a nationalist of some sort.

then the old man called for that person to come near him. the whole parade stopped. everyone just.. stopped moving. they didn't know what to expect, and most expected the worst. and that person decided to give him the benefit of the doubt and approached the old man. and then... they traded flags, he hugged the person and then he waved the pride flag happily. everyone cheered him.

such a wholesome moment. 🥹❤️🌈

(edited to add the link to the video, in case the twitter post gets deleted or smth)

[sherlocking-out-loud]

i just saw this on twitter.. such a lovely drawing, I just had to add it to this post 🥰

[small-witch-big-hat]

I just

look, just LOOK at that photo, look at the emotions on his face

I am just immediately crying

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[virtualgirladvance]

BE LOUD

MAKE THEM KNOW YOU'LL RIOT IF YOU HAVE TO

[alwinfy]

"magic circle but the writer ran out of space" will never not be funny

[alwinfy]

[gallus-rising]

[correctopinionhaver]

[dark-miku]

i need to sleep in a sandwich press

[dark-miku]

doing alright there friend