heckin puritans bewarb!

a blog dedicated to people way too old to be throwing tantrums on the internet.

[darkantishipper]

howdy!

call me rita. I made this account to mess with proshippers and their diaper-wearing-basement-dwelling friends. while traversing my account, keep this is mind:

i am neutral in the proship discourse I just think proshippers are dorks

i am black I will be saying "nigga" a lot so like dont freak out about it

i don't care about harassment or fiction so don't use that as a fighting point lol

i have no dni and I wont respect yours

also my pronouns are they/it or whatever

if you want to be friends just hmu and we can chat :3 I implore you to join the mentality of dark-antishipping. its fun! follow meeeeeeeeee

[darkantishipper]

HELLOOOO MAGICAL JUSTICE SAVIOR RITA-CHAN!!! Your blog is so cute 💗

( @antiship-gaymer )

HEHEHEH HELLO ANON CHAN ^u^ don't make me blush.... >/////>

[darkantishipper]

not you using alt right terminology. fork found in kitchen

oh fuck.... I'm so sorry, I'll punish myself for this terrible offense. Jarvis, set my vibrator to full power for 20 minutes

[darkantishipper]

someone tried to send me strobe gifs to make me seize lol another low for the Epstein fan club

[darkantishipper]

hey chroma.

how's it going?

oh no I'm not chroma I'm Rita but they are my inspiration thaaaaaaank you!

[darkantishipper]

https://www.tumblr.com/infinite-proship-choco/800375752553037824/httpswwwtumblrcomdarkantishipper800331912658?source=share

Warning you that you ended up on their radar. And i saw you reblogged from ciel-rants, they are actually mutuals with the person above. Take care.

thank u for teh warnings anon chan ^W^

[darkantishipper]

oh noes its le heckin saw movie! soooooo friggen spooky and scary! did u know u just did a violence on a minor????? ams gonna die now :(

[darkantishipper]

omg another fellow black person im in heaven

(there's only like 3 of us to my knowledge)

HHEHEHE HIIII SMOOCHES >3>

[antiproship-lizzie]

Reinforcing the perfect victim act of course by a proshipper

[antiproship-lizzie]

is it just me who doesn't really care if proshippers/lolishos get harassed? I'm not saying we should encourage harassment or anything nor do I think we should harass people, but I genuinely don't feel bad when it happens to them at all. I don't know how to explain it besides I just don't care when it happens to them.

[ouchiemyspine]

'cop' is new tumblr buzzword. not everyone u disagree with is a cop. u cant make a 'terf' variation for every group that excludes anyone. words have meaning. the world doesnt revolve around u

[d3l1r10us-b0wzzz]

What if I laughed

Constipation folks

[ciel-rants-moved-deactivated202]

For the record I absolutely do think I'm better than any proshipper idc.

[cake-n]

why is the topic even rising again??

[laikapartyy]

and now, we take a look at the ‘proshipper and/or radqueer’…

[the-sides-dimension]

Me being against proship is not : "censor, take down, no one should be allowed to talk about this"

Me being against proship is: "people aren't going to like you if you romanticize pedophilia. I am allowed to not want to be around you, cut you out of my life, whatever, because you romanticize disgusting, serious, awful things that happen to real people. And I'm not the only one who will"

[darkantishipper]

niggas out here saying they're "anti harassment"... is 'harassment' the name of your parole officer