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[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[datasoong47]

[pukicho]

Hoping to find special candy soon

[sonechka-in-limbo]

I hope you find it and i hope it gives you cavities

[jfksonlyhusband]

All I see you do is hate on this poor creature.

[pukicho]

yeah, leave him alone

[xx-theblack-vixen-xx]

Quiet, thing

[pukicho]

Okay !

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s so frustrating dealing with someone who will only address an issue when you embarrass them by bringing it up in front of someone else.

Like okay so you’re making me choose between being brushed off all the time and never communicating or airing out our private matters in front of someone else. Thanks I guess.

[vintagewildlife]

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, being spent on species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

[pukicho]

Legitimately just had one of the worst meals of my entire life. I am still sitting here, trying to come to terms with what I just put inside my body. The orange chicken was drenched in what I can only call a carcinogenic slime. It tasted like how bug spray smells. I felt myself actively eroding the more I ate, but shit, it was $16 bucks. I kept going in spite of myself. I should've known better. The chlorinated sauce seeped into every pore of the chicken's squishy exterior. Despite the uncooked batter bathing in liquid cum, the chicken itself was a dry, chewy muskrat texture, one that forced you to choke up even the smallest pieces you dared to swallow. The honey sesame chicken was an ice-cold cat's tongue texture, and the associated veg was mildewy and wilted. If you could cook the flavor of rot into something, then that is what they managed to do to this food. I am not even joking, the chow mein tasted like a cigarette. I imagine they dumped an entire fucking bottle of liquid smoke into the noodle, with the intention of hurting and hopefully killing me. I can't imagine good, conscientious people making food like this. Everyone there was a hateful person. Maybe they weren't even people.

The only good thing I can say about this experience is that I learned something: a terrible lesson. Thank you, Panda Express.

[lostxanadu]

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

[poetrylesbian]

[yahoo201027]

Day in Fandom History: July 28…

Steven and Greg go out for a day at the ocean and bring Lapis along for the ride, but while Steven and Greg are having fun, Lapis begins to have some worries, mostly when it comes to a certain individual “Alone at Sea” premiered on this day, 9 Years Ago.

[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[foxglovedforest]

The kids are aight

[catchinghammers]

#those workers are not being paid enough to enforce this and it was a slightly funnier day at work

[this-is-trans-joy]

I didn’t realise this had to be said until I came across a reel of someone in hospital but dear GOD if you’re in London during this heatwave do not swim in the fucking Thames PLEASE do not even touch the Thames I can name like five different ways you will be violently killed just off the top of my head STAY AWAY FROM THE THAMES and for that matter stay away from lakes/rivers in general and stick to safe, supervised areas of water such as swimming pools because the heat isn’t worth the risk of drowning, strong currents, harmful microbes, cardiac arrest with no help in sight etc. etc. PLEASE stay safe in this weather, especially if you’re not used to it!!

[nlkco-deactivated20260128]

[reggiemess]

Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."

I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Feels like a bad idea maybe

[rpmemes-galore]

⚠️small safety PSA⚠️:

lately, there's been a huge influx of blogs with urls like "staff28572" tagging people in posts, and telling them things like "security notice / need to verify your blog ", etc. And they'll direct you to click on a link.

Don't click it. It's a phishing scam. Block and report the blog if you get tagged by them. Tumblr staff will never tag you in a post like that... and they don't have a million side staff blogs. The only real tumblr staff blogs are @staff and @support.

Stay safe out there, y'all

[jenny-the-internet-surfer]

@mariposa26879 beware so you don’t get scammed

[mariposa26879]

Thanks for the heads up. I'm forwarding this to my fellow moots.

@embermoonsworld @bad-but-sad-boi @jelly-on-toast @sincerelyaly @hellotiredimdad @herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @thesajafamily @whiskersfelinefine @stories-i-guess @mcchill-16

[hellotiredimdad]

Well fuck. Gotta get the world out.

@theplaguebeast @garnetislovegarnetislife @the-hellion-collective @tigerwolfdemon21 @paladin-sioni @grayce-ful

i really don’t have many mutuals so… random bullshit go

[garnetislovegarnetislife]

oh yeah no ive gotten a few of those and blocked and reported all of em