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Sydney. "To wish you were someone else, is to waste the person you are."

[notapotsmoker666-deactivated201]

[darkcarnivalbro]

I'm in love with you <3

How do you know?

[leigh-fae]

this guy knows whats up

[slutteen]

BO BURNHAM IS MY FAVE FOR LIFE

[kvothe-kingkiller]

some other lyrics from this song you might enjoy:

you make my life a living hell,

i sent gays to fix overpopulation.

boy did that go well.

the books you think i wrote are way too thick

who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldnt be a dick

and i dont watch you when you sleep

surprisingly i dont use my omnipitence to be a fucking creep

you shouldnt abstain from pork just cause you think that i want you too

you can eat pork

cause why the fuck would i give a shit?

i created the universe think i’m drawing the line at the fucking deli aisle?

[1rarity]

[micdotcom]

Watch: Poet G Yamazawa nails what it’s like to grow up in the U.S. as the child of immigrants.

[brown-nena]

“Maybe Asians are known to be good at math because that’s the only homework our parents could help us with.” 😭

[sugarcoatedagony]

This is one of my favorite childhood stories.

[alwaysalyvia]

WHAT THE FUCK

[amburdoll-deactivated20151121]

I loved these books

[mydemisee]

[julias-stars]

[darkcarnivalbro]

Who have you fucked?

Ur mom

[darkcarnivalbro]

Would you ever have a threesome?

Yeah and I have

[oyeayer]

[darkcarnivalbro]

Somebody help me. Anybody? Please.

[transientgrip]

[thereal1990s]

Freaks and Geeks (1999)

[sxpecial]

[ianference-deactivated20250902]

[swarnpert]

[mastersofthe80s]

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)