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[darkfager]

─── DR FAGER ─── DARK MIRAGE ───

Profile Cards for my uma ocs. This entire blog in general will be dedicated to those two bc I am obsessed. DarkFag are so cool and so in love and you all must cheer and clap for them.

Any interactions would be appreciated, our uma ocs can be friends and such ФwФc

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Dr Fag • 35 • she/he

« Tearing a hole in the wind no matter the burden,the fastest uma that ever lived »

birthday - April 6th • height - 168 cm

weight - no fluctuation • shoe size - 25.0 cm

“My name is Dr Fager. My glory days are well in the past by now... But still no uma was able to catch the Doctor!”

A runner, now working as a sport physician. World record holder for the mile on dirt, Uma Of The Year on the fourth year of her career, winning 18 times with two second-place finishes and one show out of 22 starters - Dr Fag achieved it all and left her mark in history. In his daily life, he is sensitive and gentle, but Veteran umas still remember him as a headstrong force of nature on the track.

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Dark Mirage • 34 • she/her

« Tiny Tigress with a huge presence, defying expectations »

birthday - March 6th • height - 153 cm

weight - slightly decreased • shoe size - 22.5 cm

“I’m Dark Mirage. If you think you can look down on me, prepare to be humbled. My spirit only grows stronger with each year!”

A retired racer, small in everything except the one thing that counts – ability. Dark Mirage mastered the art of turning her disadvantages into strengths. An injury has cut her career short, but she keeps her head raised high, passing on her skills and knowledge to aspiring runners as an uma trainer. But be prepared - if you want the expertise of the first Triple Tiara winner, you have to be able to handle her fiery temper.

[infectiouspiss]

dj physical therapist wants you to put your hands in the air !!!! now slowly lower them !!!!! now repeat 8-10 times !!!!! stretch those muscles !!!!

[machinot]

aww it sucks you stubbed your toe. if you were a horse they’d kill you right now

[ddeerlybeloved]

ample time? no no no you misheard me. i said apple time. 🍎🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍏🍏🍏🍎🍏🍏🍎🍏🍎🍎🍏🍎🍏🍏🍏🍎🍏🍏🍏🍎🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍏🍎🍏🍏🍎🍏🍏🍎🍎🍏🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎

[princess--bongwater]

me and @darkfager s ocs . I made a joke ab how they should be roommates and now I like, take that stupid seriously its kinda funny. Anyways the sore losers club

[darkfager]

THEY ARE SOOO!!!!! CHEERING AND CLAPPING

[darkfager]

Dr Fag's Secret No. 2

Did you know? She is prone to speeding when driving

[darkfager]

DarkFag & Kids relationship chart! huge if true!

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Dr Fager -> Dark Mirage

my peanut ❤️

Dark Mirage -> Dr Fager

apple of my eye 💙

Dr Fager -> Dr Patches

i care about you, but i don't want to overstep

Dr Patches -> Dr Fager

we were never close, but now i need your guidance

Dr Fager -> Fappiano

your facade doesn't fool me. i wish you weren't scared to try hard

Fappiano -> Dr Fager

booo lamee i dont want to talk about my feeeelings.. but thank you for caring

Dr Fager -> Dearly Precious

you remind me of dark mirage, but in the end you are special the way you are!

Dearly Precious -> Dr Fager

you are always so kind to me ^w^

Dark Mirage -> Dearly Precious

i'm so proud of you! you don't need to follow in my footsteps, you have great future of your own

Dearly Precious -> Dark Mirage

i look up to you so much! thank you for giving me courage!

Dark Mirage -> Fappiano

I won't let you bury your talent in the ground

Fappiano -> Dark Mirage

You make me put in effort and believe in me even when I myself don't...

Dark Mirage -> Dr Patches

It's funny how neither of you realize just how similar u two are

Dr Patches -> Dark Mirage

Cool and intimidating.. But it's still less awkward to talk to you

Fappiano -> Dearly Precious

You are so sweet and understanding.. I lowkey have a crush on you im afraid.. Please don't worry about not reciprocating!!

Dearly Precious -> Fappiano

I love spending time with you :D Everyone's expectations power me to go forward but it's nice to chill out for once

Fappiano -> Dr Patches

its too fun and easy to tease u!! you are my best friend but i will die before i say it

Dr Patches -> Fappiano

I am a Victim of an Evil and Intimidating Horse Activities. Okay, our banter is actually fun

Dr Patches -> Dearly Precious

You are the only normal person around. I admire your mental strength

Dearly Precious -> Dr Patches

You're so cute ^w^. Its a bit embarrassing to be admired it turns out

[darkfager]

[dearly precious - dr patches - fappiano]

moodboards for the kids :D

[darkfager]

Fappiano's Secret No. 1

Did you know? She runs a sport news blog

[darkfager]

Dearly Precious' Secret No. 1

Did you know? Dancing comes naturally to her

[darkfager]

Dr Patches' Secret No. 1

Did you know? He loves collecting shoes and shoelaces

[polishkurapika]

[sacred-portal]

[darkfager]

more darkfag & co text post memes

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3

[halcyonbequest]

me and my wife made each other bracelets as a last minute activity before she leaves. it was so funny an arts and crafts guy & trained in surgical stitching gal struggling to tie a single knot for half an hour

[darkfager]

darkfag & co text post memes

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3

[darkfager]

darkfag text post memes :3

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3