what now?

[berserking]

opening the tumblr app to do my dailies (blocking and reporting the bots) then closing it again

[lena-zorel]

I have three (3) brain cells and one is dedicated to loving women, the other one gets excited when it sees dogs and shiny rocks and the third is just there for a laugh

[catchymemes]

Illustration by Rosie Payne

Tumblr: @itsbyrosie

[wizard0rb]

november is the thursday of months

[wizard0rb]

november is like if you took october and december but instead of adding them together you subtracted them from each other

[trans-peridot]

I have no idea what this means but I know it’s true on a gut level

[lakemichiganbaby-deactivated202]

good friendships are honestly the most healing and light things in the entire world

[ourlovelsgod]

he is right and he should say it

[schittscreekgifs]

[oatbee]

existing is exhausting 

[8-bitstories-deactivated2020062]

[linestickeroftheday]

(x)

[valtsv]

fucked up that we don't make belts with loops for holding blades or pouches for storing coins and bunches of dried herbs anymore

[valtsv]

since when did THIS

become sexier than THIS?

[skrambled]

half of those are fanny packs

[valtsv]

while both are an example of bags worn on the waist, a leather pouch is NOT the same thing as a fanny pack and i will die on this hill

[valtsv]

[sword-mlm]

WHO is going to have a subtextually homoerotic swordfight with me that stems from our major unresolved sexual tension

[charlesoberonn]

The World Health Organization is going to do what?!

[tender8-deactivated20230104]

how to draw a horse

[farragoofwires]

#oh oh please click thru to the full comic #it’s so tender and true #also her eyebrows…

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

if ……. if a demon wore heelies on consecrated ground, would it still burn them

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

imagine a demon heelying down a church aisle drunk on power like “smite THIS, god!!!!” right before plowing fullspeed into the communion table.

[ashesandampersands]

COMMUNION TABLE

[pukicho]

I hope everyone is having a fucking day

[pukicho]

[losferwords]

[d-exclamation]

Every time I see this, I am reminded that it is the single greatest joke in the history of the written or spoken word.

[luxwing]

I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living

[succulentbud]

shout out to all the brave and very sexy individuals who are still here with us despite life being tough. that's extremely voluptuous and your meat is huge