Cats Are Love, Cats Are Life .--.

Hi my name is Kayla and I'm Deadpool trash 😁

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*wants body to look a certain way* *eats 3 cookies, mac n cheese, kitchen sink, and small neighbor child*

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Text Me

DEADPOOL x READER

@deadpools-babe: Another request.. (sorryyy ><) DP texting/chatting his girl while doing his (very dangerous) mission. Or a group chat with DP, reader and the Avengers.

Warning: Swearing and implied smut.

A/N: Crazy life, crazy week but I am working on prompts gradually- be patient with me lovelies.

Deadpool: Hey baby

You: Hi sexy, what`s up?

Deadpool: Just killing some assholes, the usual

You:  Are you on a mission now?

Deadpool: We are on the way, I`m with Capsicle and the moody metal arm dude

You: Tell Steve I said hi

Deadpool: No

You: Why not?

Deadpool: You aren`t allowed to say hi to anyone but me

You could almost picture him sulking

You: Baby, you know it`s not like that

Deadpool: Prove it

You: I will when you get home safe

Deadpool: I can`t wait to show you who you belong to

You: Just focus on being safe

Deadpool: Baby, I can`t be tamed

You: Focus

Deadpool: I cannot wait to get home and bend you over

You: Steve and Bucky won`t appreciate your distraction

Deadpool: Fuck them 

You: Don`t be jealous, I belong to you, you know that.

Deadpool: I am going to fuck you so hard when I get home. I`m going to-

“Deadpool, please focus and stop messaging your girlfriend. We need to complete this mission and then you can go home and ‘fuck her so hard” huffed Steve

“Fucking language Captain. Jesus fucking Christ do you curse that often. Motherfucking potty mouth” Deadpool waved his arms around and turned to look at the nosey old fucker.

He couldn’t wait to get home.

[enjollras]

[nionbell]

@phobosapollo  I can’t believe I made a thing. This was part of a slightly bigger fates video I was making, but I found better quality clips and wound up remaking a tiny Azura piece instead.

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when your mom comes home and you haven't done anything she asked you to do....

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FUCKING NASA

I’m fucking pissing myself. You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs? Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter. You know what the craft is called?

JUNO.

Who’s Juno?

JUPITER’S WIFE.

NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.

FUCKING NASA

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tattoos -

[brucee-waynee]

Don’t you just love hearing your favorite songs in person, like, half deaf from the speakers, everyone going nuts around you? No. 

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[porkchopextreme]

i want to know the stories behind all of these

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Tag yourselves I’m no tap dancing

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No Floating Sentient Glow Cubes

[leewach]

goodmorning sunshine

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OKAY LISTEN my favorite thing about this is that in the short time they’ve known each other Rey has grown to trust Finn enough that she is absentmindedly reaching back for him after he grabs her. On Jakku she told him to stop holding her hand and in this gifset shes motioning with her hand for him to take it o h m y g o d

[xprincessrey]

I never notice it till now . You see her reach for him . She motioning “ take my hand “

[tittytron]

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

[chavvesty]

“i don’t care,” i say, caringly, as i care deeply

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[blahblahlakdf-deactivated202206]

i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg

[thebootydiaries]

what are femails