tom: i have lured you into my elaborate trap today to try out the deadliest of games...
harry: (nodding solemnly) knife monopoly
tom: i was actually going to hunt you for sport but now iâm really interested in whatever knife monopoly is
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tom: i have lured you into my elaborate trap today to try out the deadliest of games...
harry: (nodding solemnly) knife monopoly
tom: i was actually going to hunt you for sport but now iâm really interested in whatever knife monopoly is
ââHarry,â Draco murmured, and Harry started, wondering if the impossible had happened, and Draco had finally seen through his disguise. âIt was Harry who found me.â Harry sighed and nodded, unsure whether to feel crushed that Draco hadnât recognised him or relieved. The moment had passed, and he was Ned Noodginton once again. Draco smiled. âHe promised he would,â he said, his voice happy and sleepy. âAnd he promised that when he did âŠâ â⊠that he would tell the world that he loved Draco Malfoy and fuck them if they couldnât handle it.â Draco nodded, his eyes closed. âHow do you know that?â âBecause it was front page news in The Prophet.ââ
â The Logic of Dreams by FrayachÂ
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Malfoy locates Harryâs laptop on the counter next to the fridge, mutters something about small mercies when he finds it isnât password-protected, and then opens Facetime and locates Hermioneâs contact information with a startling degree of efficiency.
The dichotomy of itâMalfoyâs wrist leant against the edge of the MacBook, one long, pale, pure-blooded finger sliding confidently against the trackpadâ is sort of baffling.
Even dressed in his muggle work clothes, even thin and drawn and completely without magic, Malfoy still feels other to Harry. More. A living, breathing, anachronism with sharp elbows and an even sharper tongue.
Hermione answers on the third ring, the screen filled with a close-up view of her chin and a few spiral curls.
âHarry? Is everything okay? Iâm late for work, soââ
She drops the phone with a shriek and then Harry gets a brief flash of freckles and Ronâs thumb blocking the camera. âHey mate, she dropped you. âMione what are youâoh fuck.â
And then theyâre looking at the ceiling again.
âMalfoy?â Ron says.
âYes, hello,â Malfoy says stiffly. âWeasley. Granger.â
âWhat have you done to Harry?â Ron snarls at the same moment that Hermione says, âI knew it! I knew he had someone helping him. Of course it was you, it all makes sense, now! Ron, get your finger off theââ
âWhat?â Ron says.
âWait,â Hermione says. âDid it not work? Draco, did you make a mistake? Is Harry okay? Oh for heavenâs sake, Ron, give me theââ
âHeâs fine,â Malfoy says, even more stiffly, as Ron and Hermioneâs faces come back into view. âAnd of course it worked. My potion was impeccable. The problem is. Well. Heâs fine,â Malfoy reiterates. âPerfectly healthy. Heâs just.â
Harry puts his front feet up on the counter and leans toward the screen.
âOh,â Hermione says faintly. âWell, thatâs. Unexpected.â
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My favorite headcanon is Ron teaching Harry to shave with some sort of charm that all the boys are taught growing up by their dadâs. But of course Harry never got to have that, so when heâs like 13 and hair starts forming on his face, Ron being the sweetheart that he is offers to do it for him.
I LOVE this idea. I can see Ron helping him out and Seamus wandering into the bathroom and giving them shit and Ron being all âPiss offâ and just continuing to carefully shave Harryâs face all the while sharing horror stories of all the crap his brothers tried to pull on him the last summer when he first started shaving. âStop laughing, Harry, or Iâm gonna accidentally charm off your whole sodding chin!â
Omg and then Neville sidles in and is hovering because his dad couldnât teach him either. And Ron finally noticing and doing some quick connections in his head and then just saying, âyou next!â
WAIT A MINUTE. Dean doesnât have his (magical) dad around either. What are you doing to meeeeeee.
Is Ron the only Gryffindor boy their year with a magical dad that is not dead, missing, or hospitalized? JKR WHY?!?
(Though it actually makes sense, considering when they were all born and what was happening. But STILL)
And in that moment Ron instantly accepted the role of Gryffindor Dad
This is why Ronâs a prefect lol
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FIC CLAIM !
Title: Love, Harry
Written for the âLight Camera Drarryâ fest, 2019
Inspired by the films âLove, Simonâ and âAlex Strangeloveâ
Author: @big-draco-energyâ Â [Zzzara on AO3]
Rating: Explicit
Word Count:Â 26.348
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Tags: Letters, Epistolary,Slow Burn, Falling In Love, Secret Identity, Secret Identity Fail, Reveal, Disguise, Closeted Character, Coming Out, Outing, Pining, Hogwarts Eighth Year,  Angst, Friendship, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, idiots to lovers, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Boys In Love, Explicit Sexual Content, First times. Happy Ending
A/N:
I loved âLove, Simonâ to pieces, and as soon as I had watched it, I knew that I wanted to write a Drarry story based on it. I came across âAlex Strangeloveâ accidentally, and honestly didnât think Iâd love it that much. However, for all its cheesiness and certain moments that made me cringe, there were scenes that impressed me, made me laugh, made me cry and stayed with me. As soon as the LCDrarry fest had been announced, I instantly knew that I would be writing a combination of both films. Creating this story was endless fun, and I hope youâll enjoy reading it as much as I loved writing it.
Summary:Â
Harry Potter keeps a huge secret: that scary thing he canât tell anyone about. Until a mysterious penfriend changes his life, because he keeps a secret, too.
Excerpt:
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âI am mostly fine these days. As fine as anyone after the war can be. We all cope as best as we can, some of us doing better than others, some pretending to. But thereâs this thing about me which I canât talk about with my family or friends - this huge secret I donât have the guts to share. Nobody knows Iâm gay.
Noirâ
I read and reread the note pinned to the board near the staircase, my lips repeating the last sentence, stumbling over that tiny word again and again: Nobody knows Iâm gay. Nobody knows Iâm gay. Iâm gay.
Iâm gay.
Gay
Gay
GAY
This morning on my way out, I brushed past it, not paying any attention. Not having the tiniest clue that the piece of parchment was already there, waiting patiently for me to discover it. Black lines written in elegant hand. Staring, I felt as though falling deep into the entire new world hidden beneath the parchment-flat surface.
It was meant for me; and though the person who wrote these words has no idea - the message was meant for ME, and I have received it. He reached out, as though offering me his hand - a gesture of friendship, an invitation to honesty - and I am taking it, confirming this secret bond between us. I am no longer alone.
Noir.
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Eternally grateful  to my wonderful betas: @keyflight790 and @the-prince-of-tides  for your help, advice and support. Working with you was the greatest joy and fun! <3
Many thanks to our dear mods Tami ( @llap115 ) and Suzi ( @erin-riwen ) - for the enormous work you had put into this fest, for making it come true in such a bright, creative and joyful way, thank you!
For the three sentence fic... Drarry and soulmate AU â€ïž
Hiya! Ahahaha I so cheated, I SO cheated, no sentence should ever be this long omfg but !!! here goes this monstrosity.
Itâs very early on a Tuesday the day Draco Malfoy walks into Harryâs office and says, âI found your motherâs ring,â sending Harryâs world spiraling with his words, because yes, it is his motherâs ring, but no, it never belonged to Lily Potter.
Itâs that night that Harry falls asleep with the ring clutched between his fingers and dreams of her, of Cynthia, his mother of another lifetime, her ring, her giving it to him in their house by the sea when heâd told her he was in love and ready to propose; and heâs heard of this kind of thing, he has, souls finding each other lifetime after lifetime, and even though he would never have imagined that it had anything to do with him, anything to do with Malfoy, it is undeniable now, when the ring evokes memories of himself down on one knee, in front of a man who might have had a different name, but whose grey eyes and hair so pale it was nearly white were unmistakable.
Itâs a few hours later when Harry stands at Malfoyâs door in the pouring rain and says, âI loved you,â says, âI loved you and you loved me, and we promised to find each other again,â with his voice breaking but his heart full as he watches Malfoy, the recognition he finds in his expression, the fact that he knows the exact look in those eyes when heâs happy and angry and tired, aroused, grieving, half-awake and half asleep, the ache inside himself that he now recognizes as centuries-old longing, âand we did.â
Shoutout to @tepre because it is her fault that I canât get reincarnation AUs out of my head.
Fic: Instinct [R]
Todayâs H/D Mpreg fest submission has an eighth year veela!Draco and his mate Harry .
Title:Â Instinct
Author: Anonymous Prompt: #3 for smirkingcat. A long forgotten creature inheritance suddenly awakes and story ensures. Word Count: 16,109 Rating: R Contains (Highlight to view): Temporary character death. Egg pregnancy. General ridiculousness Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended. Epilogue compliant?: No. Who is pregnant?: Draco Notes: Much thanks to bblgumbby for taking the time out of her life to beta this ridiculously long story. It is so very appreciated. Summary: Draco was midway through afternoon tea with his parents when Potter tumbled out of the floo. âI can fertilize you?â Draco flushed crimson. âAbsolutely not!â His parents watched, nonplussed, as the two proceeded with an indecipherable shouting match of the most weird nature, and it couldnât even be resolved with makeup sex. Draco made to storm off when Potter caught his arm. Instinct
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slytherin culture is rocking the laidback grunge look day to day but surprising everyone by absolutely killing formal wear
With this spellbinding project, insanely talented artist @littlechmuraâ wanted to create a self-contained moment for each of these beloved Harry Potter charactersâa single scene that gives a glimpse into their own magical worlds. Sheâs calling the series âOne Breath Eachâ, and weâre calling it GORGEOUS AF.
2019.03
Top 10 longest fics posted on AO3 this month
1. Among Those Killed by motleygrrrl [M, 228k]
â¶ Three years after the war, Auror Harry Potter arrives on Draco Malfoyâs doorstep with terrible news. It seems that somebody is hunting down all the Slytherins in their year one-by-one to exact bloody vengeanceâwill Draco be next? Or will Harry be able to stop whoever is behind the attacks?
2. Little Rays Of Sunshine by @mrsfelfoy [M, 91k]
â¶ Draco is adjusting to life after the poisoning which robbed him of his magic. Between his anxiety, Teddy leaving for his first year at Hogwarts, and moving back in with Harry, it hasnât been an easy transition. Luckily for Draco, working at the magical orphanage Harry recently opened has been keeping him occupied while he learns to practice magic again. For the first time in a while, it seems like things are finally going well for Draco. He should know, however, that life with children is about as unpredictable as can be. Sequel to I Open At The Close
3. Save Myself by psychotic_fangirl369 [T, 69k]
â¶ Harry Potter is trying to get on with his life, despite living in the shadow of the war. But 8th year doesnât go quite as he expects. What with midnight rendezvous in the 8th year common room, drunken confessions and seeing dead people everywhere he turns, Harryâs school year is turning out to be just as bizarre as the previous ones. Oh, and there is the fact that he has been pining over someone for years. And that person had to be Draco Malfoy.
4. War Stories by Chaz_1789 [E, 67k]
â¶ The war is over, but the daily struggles for Harry simply continue. After attending the last of the Death Eater trials Harry gets a surprising visit.
5. A Bright Pair of Eyes by @professordrarry [E, 44k]
â¶ Harry fought in a war. And Draco knows that he did. But what if the knowing is not enough to save each other? What if Harry is simply too broken to be saved?
6. Control by @queer-coffee [T, 27k]
â¶ Harry is done with suffering, preferring to move forward after the war. So, when he discovers Draco Malfoy is still suffering, fighting an invisible war of his own, can anyone blame Harry if he wants to help?
7. Home Is Where The Heart Is by hazel_lannister [E, 22k]
â¶ Draco has been kicked out for being homosexual in a family with old fashioned values and falls upon drugs and homelessness. Ostracized by his family and friends, he has nowhere to go once he has served his time. Enter Harry, owner of a well-known tech company who works too much for his own good and struggles to form relationships with people. In helping Draco get back on his feet, Harry inevitably falls for the other man, even though it is clear he will never return his feelings.
8. Trouble, My Old Friend by @tepre [E, 21k]
â¶ Harry goes rogue investigating an illegal potion and ends up at Draco Malfoyâs dodgy lab â HP Kinkfest 2019
9. Treacle Tarts and Yule Logs by Akranes [M, 19k]
â¶ Post-Hogwarts, Harry and Draco have, against all odds, found friendship. Followed by a relationship. Followed by Harry getting too big for his jeans.
10. The uknown spy by EonaSPN [M, 19k]
â¶ When Harry finds the reports of a spy in Voldemortâs ranks who no one knew about, he wants to find the person who is behind the codename. That death eater saved countless lifes and could be in prison now. Thatâs something Harry canât leave like that. And while at it can he free Draco Malfoy from his undeserved punishment?
â» Fics from the on-going HP Consent Fest 2019Â are listed elsewhere. â other months
Almost 40 years later Harry wakes up in the dead of the night, apparates into Ronâs home and shakes him awake.
Ron: Dude, blimey, whatâs wrong!
Harry: We couldâve gone together!! We couldâve gone to the yule ball together and it wouldâve been fine!! We couldâve done that!
Ron: *dawning realization followed by deep-rooted regret that they were both very dumb teenagers*
Hermione (face pressed into her pillow): And I could have married Viktor Krum
Iâve just come to the realisation that Hermione Granger probably memory charmed her parents and packed them off to Australia long before she told Harry and Ron sheâd done it at the beginning of Deathly Hallows.
She literally never goes home from Goblet of Fire onwards, spending her summers with the boys instead. In GoF sheâs remarkably blase about her teeth, something her dentist parents would have noticed and felt hurt about.Â
If I were to guess, Iâd say she probably did it after the wizarding world cup when sheâd seen exactly how the wizarding world treats muggles and decided not to let that happen to her folks. Hermione knows which way the wind is blowing and gets in early. Sheâd be more than capable of doing it.Â
âŠOh my God.
hermione is fucking ruthless and i will fight anyone who tells me otherwise that was her ânegativeâ gryffindor trait was she incredibly brave and courageous and loyal? yes but she was also vicious and violent and trapped a woman as a beetle in a jar for over a year because she pissed her off
hermione granger looked at the world, and looked at her magic, and looked at everyone elseâs magic, and seemed to come to the conclusion that reality had better shut the fuck up and behave itself or sheâd make it.Â
of all the kids, i think sheâs dumbledoreâs successor, not harry.Â
See this is why I donât like it when people try and pass her off as this flawless pure sweet angel. Like no, sheâs emotional, loud, angry, brash, and vindictive, and sheâs absolutely awesome just like that. Donât woobify her.
YES
Like she went from âoooh, we canât do that, we could get expelledâ (which was already pretty metal, tbh, because she said that was worse than death) to straight up LIGHTING A TEACHER ON FIRE
She went from crying when Ron said something mean about her to punching Draco right in the face
She went from stressing about the Rules to brewing illegal potions in an abandoned, haunted wash room!!!
Harry and Ron only ever taught Hermione Granger one lesson and that was to forget about rules.
Please, let me help you.
hp meme  2â7  characters â¶ sirius black
âBelieve me,â croaked Black. âBelieve me, Harry. I never betrayed James and Lily. I would have d i e d before i betrayed them.â
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The room was dark, stale and there was a lingering stench of something, but it was comforting in a way that Draco couldnât pinpoint.
âThis is somehow your fault.â
Well, it would have been comforting if it wasnât for Potter.
âI can barely hear the music from that God awful band the Ministry hired. Which means they canât hear us.â
âI think you mean you,â Draco grumbled as he threw his cloak on the ground and sat on top of it.
Potterâs hands were on his hips as he turned around to glare. âAnd why is that, may I ask? Why am I the only one trying to get us out of this dingy closet?â
âDingy, perhaps but this is not quite a closet.â
âIââ Potter frowned so harshly Draco wondered how anyone found him attractive. âWhat does that matter?â
Draco shrugged as he placed his hands behind his head and leaned back towards the wall. âExaggerations are addictive and hide the truth.â
He could feel Potterâs stare, but he wasnât sure he cared.
âI didnât exactly lie.â
âNever said you did.â
The confusion in Potterâs voice caused Dracoâs lips to twitch. It really had been a long time since heâd had a decent conversation.
âYou are weirder than I remember.â
Draco closed his eyes as he chuckled lowly. âI promise you, I am nothing like you remember.â
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