Mental Masturbation

Author. Blogger. Photographer. Known as Anja Absinthe & Daniel Pancakes. Modified Human. Sarcastic & Genderbent Malteses are life, come taste me. I blog about my life, share hideous stories and whip up some delectable nom-noms from time to time. Buy my work on Amazon.co.uk / Blurb.co.uk / Kindle Store

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I’M SCREAMING

[straightboyfriend]

pls dont make fun of trans people’s heights… that can be such a huge source of dysphoria for both trans girls & boys & also nonbinary people & i feel like height dysphoria isnt really talked about

not every trans person has it obviously, but play it safe & just. dont do it

[upknorth]

[halloweenskellington]

[awitchhaunted-deactivated202303]

Missing Halloween. Cannot wait to decorate my space this October! 

[queenofbraces]

Shout out to people who didn’t go to any pride celebrations this month for any reason:

-No proper transportation/ it was too far away

-Work or social responsibilities prevented you

-You’re not out for any number of reasons

-It was discouraged by family

-A chronic illness or disability prevented you

-Generally inaccessibility of celebrations

-You wouldn’t feel comfortable due to part of your identity (could be race or where you fit into the LGBTQ umbrella or other)

-You wouldn’t feel safe for the above reasons or any other

-You didn’t want to/couldn’t for any other reason

-Hell, you were just too lazy

You’re no less valid! Going to a pride celebration is not a requirement of being LGBTQ. Let’s continue spreading the love and acceptance I keep seeing on Tumblr no matter the month!

[megssssssssssssssb-deactivated2]

[peacefulautumnleaves]

Autumn Vibes <3

[lsleofskye]

Lauterbrunnen, Switzerland | emmett_sparling

[hall0weenqueen]

It’s happening 😏 At Home 6/28/18

[rainbowloliofjustice]

Gay and same-sex couples can have messy breakups. 

LGBT people can be in messy relationships where there is screaming, crying, and angry nights. 

LGBT people can hate their exes and be in toxic and/or abusive relationships. 

LGBT people are people. 

Having a messy breakup, hating your ex, etc. isn’t some “hetero bullshit uwu”. It’s people bullshit. People can get angry, petty, jealous, etc. and LGBT people are no different. 

We are human. We make mistakes. Our lives aren’t perfect. Our relationships are not always perfect. 

And there is nothing wrong with that. 

[rainbowloliofjustice]

Cause it’s pride month this is relevant.

Leave abusive, toxic, etc. relationships. It isn’t “heterosexual bullshit” to leave a toxic relationship or have a messy breakup. If a relationship ain’t working don’t make yourself stay because ya gay. 

[anras-blog]

[im-awkwardly-here]

we need to talk about shrek more

[aliencreaturex]

[whitepeopletwitter]

When one of your customers spanks your ass

[surprisebitch]

i thought it was about working in retail omg

[staff]

Two icons were lost this week to suicide, but their contributions to the world will never be forgotten. Kate Spade made the fashionably unattainable attainable and @anthonybourdain’s exploration of culture through food opened our eyes to the world. Both will be sorely missed.

Remember, no matter what you are going through, you don’t have to go through it alone. There are resources available to help you.

Please don’t hesitate to reach out if you need it, Tumblr.

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: Available 24/7 at 1-800-273-TALK (8255).

NAMI (@namiorg): Dedicated to improving the lives of anyone living with mental illness. Free to chat at 1-800-950-6264. Free support 24/7 Text NAMI to 741741

The Trevor Project (@thetrevorproject): Confidential suicide hotline for LGBTQ+ young people. Available 24/7 at 1-866-488-7386.

[decalexas]

all we need is ONE filthy rich lesbian to buy an island and we can get Lesbos 2.0 started

[trainerliya]

Looking at you Ellen Degeneres

[shencomix]

[witchoncampus]

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING