Don't trust the mushrooms

Hi I'm Viktor [he/they/neos] '06 (adult) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇿 | Was the prophecy fun? | taggigng my sins against the gods as #my stuff

[knighthearts]

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw

[ninjasmudge]

ive been in here so long........

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*asks a question* *gets an answer* “im not reading that”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love that it’s a carefully worded, well-written, non-inflammatory answer too. which asker wouldn’t know because they won’t read it. i love website

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you are not going to believe what they did with Books

[panel2princess]

little miss echolalia would like to repeat what u just said

[flurgehbla]

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said

[c3rvida3]

Nobody in Weezer even has asthma. I just looked it up. On the information super highway.

[c3rvida3]

But with your help, we can change this. #GiveWeezerAsthma

[this-is-trans-joy]

I’m trying to look for synonyms of sneer and i’m fucking dying

yeah that looks normal… yeah these are all— um. hold on. hang on.

what

[the-ravens-king]

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[victusinveritas]

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[rongzhi]

Paying 5 yuan for hot gossip

English added by me :)

[jeffsatyr]

[phoneticsubstance]

I love the integrity of paying her more he did not expect the motherlode but he was NOT about to lose it

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

yall NEED to know the currency conversion means he's handing her 69 cents (USD) at a time

[amandla]

[teaboot]

I just need to confirm though, would you be for translives as well, and be loud about it?

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[noshamehustle]

[formerglory25]

reblog if you too are bi and confused or support others’ right to be bi and confused

[hymnism]

[queerpyracy]

genuinely irritated about the prevalence of brother-sister character designs where the brother has a huge nose and the sister has a tiny nose. 1) why are you a coward who hates the joy and beauty of women with big noses 2) have you looked at any real human siblings lately 3) why do you appear to think the nose is a secondary sex characteristic

[queerpyracy]

wishing all women with big noses a beautiful day i hope you get everything you want forever and i'm sorry about the rank cowardice of general society you deserve better

[cernadusestudakova]

čeština je mýtus který vymyslel Josef Jungmann aby se mu lépe prodával slovník