Nothing Wrong With Being A Slut

Just a sweet slutty little kitten looking for a master to rp with 😙😙 You can find me on telegram. If you wanna talk or roleplay ;) just shoot me a message and I'll happily give it to you so we can talk. I'm a gay cunt boy feline just so you know studs hehe

[foxefuel]

Good morning

[halftimelazer]

A moment of silence for all those people who confused Hamtaro and Ebichu and got the shock of their lives.

[swarnpert]

[tlffanypollard]

this is what happens when you make a horror movie with an all gay cast

[lepreax-deactivated20181220]

“my wig!!!”

HER WIG…UH”

[fireblenders]

are they screaming my wig like the my leg guy from spongebob

[levourdalak]

[skyybridge]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[great-tweets]

AHH

[dankmemesx420]

[pharmage]

he died

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[vibinwitch]

It has 3 million notes

[everythingisinabag-deactivated2]

Oh my god

This is so old

How did I find it

[callme-geek]

Oh 2013….

[todorokiprotectionsquad]

now that it’s the first month of Christmas, i will be referring to todoroki as The Peppermint Prince indefinitely and no one can stop me

[allaboutshouto]

I see Peppermint Prince and I raise you Christmas Tree Floof Izuku.

[haiku-robot]

i see peppermint prince and i raise you christmas tree floof izuku

^Haiku^bot^0.5. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? | Contact | Beep-boop!

[todorokiprotectionsquad]

ASDFGHJKL;ALSJDH;;;&JDJDNEKFGL

[allaboutshouto]

Christmas Floof

[todorokiprotectionsquad]

THIS POST IS TOO POWERFUL

[allaboutshouto]

brilliant idea, @yanderesenpaiiii

Make way for Tinsel King

(anyone has suggestions for class 1a xmas edition?)

[allaboutshouto]

Every king needs an escort, amirite?

Ready when you are!

[allaboutshouto]

alright fam it’s December, let’s bring this back.

ref

[todorokiprotectionsquad]

can’t finish decorating the tree without a shining yellow star on top!!!

submitted by @petiteolive18​!!!!!!

[allaboutshouto]

Nothing screams ‘Christmas’ better than Gingerbread Ochako I must say @the-lady-vanora, @bubblybikerides, @lolitanora23

[todorokiprotectionsquad]

because you can never have too many christmas trees…. (notice aoyoma lmao)

submitted by @kawaii-girl-101!!!!!!

[allaboutshouto]

welp, we sure as hell predicted future

source

[allaboutshouto]

@talesofidiocy your friend and I have the same idea

HAPPY HOLIDAY Y’ALL!!

[awkwardshinsou]

My amazing creation

[adorabletoga-blog]

I love this

[awkwardserohanta]

XMAS TAPE SEROOOO

[plus-ultra-ua-academy]

Three words for you, my friends:

SANTA ALL MIGHT

[thatguyagain101]

Fav part from buddy thunderstruck

[chazkuangshi]

“I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.”

-Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut

[ephemeral-lightning]

Why is this a real thing that happened in the real world what’s the meaning of this

[chazkuangshi]

I’m just gonna copy paste the story here from discord because honestly the whole story is worth hearing

so lady comes through drive thru. “Hi what can I get for you?” “A sesame bagel with extra cream cheese.” “A sesame bagel with extra cream cheese, sure no problem, can I get you anything else today?” “No” “Alright, you can pull up” and I just hear this quiet disgrunted “ ‘Please’ ?” I’m like uhhhhh, was that even directed at me, I don’t know, I don’t know how to respond to that so I just ignore it like I didn’t hear it. I go up to the window and see this woman, which she honestly looked like a tomato with messy gray hair. Before I have the window halfway open I see her roll her eyes at me so I’m like oh boy here we go, time to put on the stupid sweet customer voice “Hi how are you today?” She hands me the money for her bagel and goes “Just a tip. It’s ‘Please pull up to the window.’ not ‘pull up.’ I found that incredibly rude.” I go “I’m sorry about that, I didn’t intend for that to be rude, I just meant that it was okay to pull up to the window now.” “I know what you meant. But it was rude.” “Well, I apologize. Here’s your bagel, have a great day.” She goes “I’m a MYSTERY SHOPPER.” (If you don’t have Mystery shoppers where you are, it’s kind of like undercover boss where the store owner hires someone through the Mystery shopper program and they place a regular order just to make sure people are following policy) I’m like “… ok” So I’m about to tell my boss and coworker what just happened when she comes in. And I jump to the front counter because no way I’m letting her talk to my boss before I do. “Hi, can I help you?” “Yes. This bagel was supposed to be NOT toasted. You toasted it.” “Ohh, I’m so sorry about that! I didn’t hear that. I’ll make you a new one right now.” Coworker beats me to the bagel and I say “A little extra cream cheese on that.” She looks at my boss “She just said a LITTLE cream cheese. I wanted EXTRA cream cheese.” Boss goes “Oh, she said a little extra cream cheese.” “Oh” Boss goes into kiss ass mode as well and says, “I’m sorry about the mistake, would you like a donut?” Lady goes “I’ve never. Eaten a donut. In my ENTIRE LIFE. and I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” Boss is like “… ok” and we’re all internally going sdhakgsdgkja?

So we get the bagel out and she says to my boss “And I have one more thing to say.” She leans in with a sneer. “Mystery shopper.” boss goes “We don’t do that here.” “yea you do.” “No we don’t.” “yea you do.” “Have a good day.”

Basically we’re pretty sure the lady was crazy and she was absolutely lying because Mystery shoppers are not allowed to tell you that they’re mystery shoppers, and they aren’t allowed to coach you. And even if she was, “please” is not one of the things they look for. They look for a Greeting, whether or not you repeated the order and the price back, and whether or not you upsold. We haven’t participated in the program in over 7 years.

[lizardvvizard]

[heartstoppercomic]

[everyonesastar13]

This is everything

[andyxguzman]

I’m sitting here trying not to cry in public because this was so fucking beautiful

[mysieee]

Quill knows what he’s doing.

[jelly-zip]

[anamatics]

They took all the pop music. And made the perfect pop song. I am in awe.

[pansexualflute]

It’s great because the person who made this is really talented, but it also acts as commentary on how interchangeable songs in a given genre (especially pop) are.

[wolfyxpuppy]

Holy shit

[katswenski]

You’ll only make it angrier! MY STORE (NEW!!) — My website – My Instagram – See me on Webtoon!

[en-futubandera]

[aurotoiras]

[humansoflatecapitalism]