darknessthatdevours:
“Your father whom you have yet to introduce your fiance to?”
“Oh he knows you… You can be sure of that…”
“Though I can call him over anyway”
"He might know me, but I don't believe I know him."
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@darknessthatdevours
darknessthatdevours:
“Your father whom you have yet to introduce your fiance to?”
“Oh he knows you… You can be sure of that…”
“Though I can call him over anyway”
"He might know me, but I don't believe I know him."
“And now she’s taken to summoning demons…”
“I mean it is not something I am unfamiliar with but… I was actually talking about my father there…”
"Your gmfather whim you have yet to introduce your fiance to?"
"And now she's taken to summoning demons..."
[A wild Ery has appeared to let her muse cause trouble.]
[Oh, what’s this?]
[A personal blog has reblogged an rp?!]
[The wild Ery has fled.]
[Goodnight my nerds and nerdettes. I shall see you all in the AM~ (preferably PM if I don’t get stuck babysitting yet again.)]
theperfectladiesman:
“Does this answer your question?”
“Oh, I’m number one in your books, even?”
senshiross:
Being laughed at by a man like this was mildly irritating, reminding Ross of another, similar man he had known for years. But if they were anything alike, making his annoyance obvious would only egg him on.
“Thank you, thank you~ I’ll be here all week.” His spoke with a more or less deadpan tone.
“Arere~? I didn’t say that was about you. You’re not jumping to conclusions because that’s what you think of yourself, are you?”
“Oh, hardly. I think of myself as quite human, both in physicality and mentality.” Oh, he was used to mind games, and he was not about to be psychoanalyzed by some kid that didn’t even know him. He knew much better to fall into that kind of trap.
“It was nothing more than a simple assumption, based off your line of dialogue. It was easy to misconstrue your words. I apologize if that isn’t what you meant.” And yet, he still sounded amused, more so than apologetic at least. A small hum parted his lips, as he dug out a cigarette and quickly lit it.
Eyes watched the black-haired male behind the glass. “You’re someone who uses humour and sarcasm as a defense, aren’t you?”
theperfectladiesman replied to your post: “Mr. Bunny, I think you pissed off the wrong...
“I feel dirty just agreeing with you.”
”Oh, have I finally won you over as an admirer?”
“Mr. Bunny, I think you pissed off the wrong people. You should be careful in what you say.”
@darknessthatdevours
“Didn’t I tell you I had dibs? Back off.”
He paused for a moment, before letting out a sigh and a shrug, shaking his head.
“Besides, between human-shaped monsters and humans that act like monsters, the latter is usually worse. That’s just simple math. It sounds to me like you just want to wax poetic.”
What was it with him getting reactions from the people he wasn’t even targeting. This is hilarious. The monk couldn’t help but burst into laughter. It’s not like he would listen when someone did something childish like call ‘dibs’ anyway.
“Oh my, you’re quite humorous, aren’t you?” He spoke only when he could get his laughter calmed down. Eyes twinkling with delight. “If you’re insinuating that I act like a monster, I would like to offer my disagreement.” No, he was very much a unique case, and he knew that. Not a monster, nor a human. He was something more unique than both.
[You know you’re playing Ukoku right, when you start hating your own muse.]
“Guess I can’t expect the abandoned children from the slums to understand. Oh, wait... Can I even call them children? They’re lesser than animals, right? Just little experiments, taken in by a dead idiot, who decided to mess with their genes.
Probably were only picked up because they were suitable candidates for such experimentation.
That must be so enjoyable, knowing the only person that actually wanted to look after you, was simply so he could modify you into something more than human.
I feel sorry for the world that needs monsters to defend them. People should be more aware of the human shaped-monsters that they’re relying on. After all, creatures like that tend to bite the hands that feed them~ It’s only a matter of time before your so called ‘kings’ become your worst nightmares.”
odigxs:
“Oh so now you’re willing to do what someone else told you to do”
“I don’t mind when it’s a good suggestion.”
odigxs:
“Why does it always end up coming down to sex with you?”
“I wasn’t the one who brought up sex this time, I was told to get laid, so I wanted to see if you were willing.”
:v Get laid
“Are you offering?”
odigxs:
“I was just wondering… But… What.the.fuck?”
“I’m sorry, I don’t understand what you’re asking.”
“My dear, I was told to get laid, would you like to help me?”