WHY IS EVERYTHING SMUT??? I JS WANT MY FICTIONAL MAN TO CUDDLE ME, KISS ME, AND PRAISE ME?! WHY AND HOW TF IS HE MORE HORNY THAN AN OVULATING WOMAN? istg i will cut his dick.
Honestly I wrote this years ago when BG3 was just coming out. I don’t know why I never posted it but I figured now was as good a time as any 🙃
Astarion was the first in camp to wake, confused as he realized he was not in his usual spot by the fire. However, his mind calmed as the memory of last night returned to him. A smirk forming on his lips as he glanced towards your sleeping form beside him. Last night was the first night he was able to convince you to lay with him. The first stage of his plan was unfolding nicely. That was all it was, of course. How else would he ensure your loyalty to him? He was worried for a while. You resisted him for much longer than he thought possible. Never has he had to chase after someone’s affection. A hunt, maybe, but pining? That was not in his nature. And he was glad it was finally over. He’s won.
Unbeknownst to him, Astarion’s smirk slowly fell into a smile as he continued to study your sleeping form. Before he even realized it, his hand had reached out to brush loose strands of your hair out of your face. The action barely began before he stopped himself, trying to snap out of it. What was he doing? He got what he came for so now he should leave. Right? There was no point in waiting for you to wake to engage in pointless pillow talk. So why couldn’t he seem to stand? To head back to his tent and get ready for the adventure you’d surely have today. It should have been a simple feat but… you looked… peaceful. No, weak he corrected. You let your guard down too easily. If he wanted to he could drain you of your blood and you could do nothing to stop it. That’s what he should be wanting to do, he thought. However, as he continued to stare at your sleeping form, he couldn’t help his feelings of contentment. He felt almost at ease. Vulnerable, he corrected again. He should be thinking things like this. Feeling things like this. It wasn’t like him. That wasn’t the plan.
The battle between the two sides of his mind was enough to get him up off the ground next to you. He stood rather abruptly and stared out over the water’s edge, fighting every urge he had to turn back to you and pull you back closer to him. Fighting against the want to feel your skin against his. Feel your breath against his cheek as you lightly laugh at one of his snarky remarks. You never meant to, he knew. He knew you always kicked yourself for encouraging him. But you couldn’t help it. The thought made him smile. He nearly let out a chuckle before again pushing those thoughts away. Your feelings towards him just proved his plan was working, that’s all. Nothing more. Nothing at all.
“Not staying for a cuddle?” he heard you remark from your spot on the ground.
Sarcasm he decided. Surely you wouldn’t say anything of that sort seriously. Would you? No. This was just a fling. Some fun to be had to forget about your enemies for a few moments. Nothing more.
“We should join the others,” he decided plainly. Your playful smile dropped from your lips.
“So soon?”
He nodded. “We likely have a long day ahead of us, yes? Best get going before it gets too late.”
You furrowed your eyebrows in confusion but stood up nonetheless. You noticed Astarion actively avoiding your gaze as you reached for your clothes. It was as if the thought of seeing your body repulsed him.
In truth, Astarion didn’t know how well he could control his thoughts, or his actions for that matter if he saw you in all your glory in the bright of day. He knew he would not be able to control his want to capture you in another kiss, perhaps a repeat of last night if he got the chance. Instead, he kept his gaze pinned to the floor, quickly reaching around you to grab his own clothing. As soon as he was dressed, he stalked back towards your camp, leaving you behind in confusion.
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As the days went on, you noticed Astarion distancing himself from you where he could help it. You noticed he was never caught in a conversation alone with you. He never set his tent up anywhere near yours when you would camp for the night. Never asked for a repeat of that night’s events. You thought that surely there would be no end to his teasing once you finally gave in to him. Instead, it came to an abrupt stop. No more flirtatious remarks, snarky comments, nothing. Not that either of you would admit it, but it was visibly taking its toll on you.
Astarion felt guilty, sure. But he would never admit it. He pushed any thoughts of it away. He shouldn’t be feeling guilty. He shouldn’t be feeling anything! Surely it was a spell placed on him, you were quite adept at them. Perhaps he just had to wait and they’d fade away. Nearly a week passed before he thought they could truly be his own emotions. But they were emotions he’d never felt before, he wasn’t sure how to handle them. Whatever he decided, it had to be soon. He saw how this whole thing was taking a toll on you. Both of you, really. A fact that was most noticeable in the heat of battle. You were distracted, never fully there. He always brushed the thought away until you were nearly killed by one of the Absolute’s thralls.
None of you saw it coming. You had never once been downed in battle. Something Astarion always admired you for. However, the bastard got an upper hand on you. Some elf that you encountered on the road. No one saw him waiting in the shadows for your party to pass by. No one warned you in time. One hit was all it took to send you to the ground in pain. All it took to truly infuriate Astarion. While Shadowheart and Karlach rushed to your side to aid you, Astarion charged the attacker, ripping him apart in such a way that would cause even a grown owlbear to cringe in disgust. He didn’t deserve the mercy a quick death would provide. How dare he lay his hands on you. Harm you. Astarion would not stand for it. His actions quickly gained the attention of the other members of your party. Sure they all knew that Astarion was not one to shy away from gore, but his actions went further than they’d ever seen him go. By the time he rejoined the group, his torso was thickly sprayed with the attacker’s blood.
“We should make camp for the night,” He spoke, ignoring the looks from everyone around him. “Allow you time to recover.”
“And give you a chance to wash I hope,” Shadowheart grimaced, but agreed in the end.
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Once you all had made camp, Astarion contemplating whether or not he should check on you. Surely that’d be something that a friend would do. Right? There were no rules stating you couldn’t be friends.
Before he could sway his mind one way or the other, you spoke up, saving him from the civil war blaring in his head.
“I hear you rather gruesomely defended me on the road today,” you said with almost a chuckle, startling him.
“Yes,” he chuckled, “Yes perhaps I did go a bit far.”
“On the contrary,” you assured him, placing your hand on his shoulder. “I’ve come to thank you.”
Astarion was frozen. Half of him wanted nothing more than to grab your other arm as well and hold you to him as tight as possible, showering your face with kisses. The other part wanted to make some snary comment, distancing him from you and keeping his walls up.
“Are you alright?” you asked him with furrowed eyebrows, removing your hand from his shoulder as you saw how it affected him.
“Yes,” he replied too quickly. “Yes, of course, I’m fine.”
“Are you sure? Cause I-”
“Oh for God’s sake would you please stop caring about me for one second!” he finally exploded.
“Excuse me?”
“Gods this shouldn’t be so vexing, but you. Your very presence. The way you speak to me just drives me mad!”
You stepped back with your eyes widened in shock at his sudden outburst. You weren’t sure if you should be offended, hurt, or angry. So instead you settled on silence.
“Look,” he continued. “I had a plan. A very, simple plan. Seduce you, sleep with you, manipulate your feelings so you’d never turn on me.” You could hear how his voice wavered, hinting at breaking as he finally unburdened himself. “All you had to do… was fall for it. And Gods did you make me work for it. I’ve never met anyone who’s resisted me for so long. But that effort? That chase? Made you all the more rare of a prize. And what a prize you are. I’ve had to fight every instinct in my body not to give in to you. It’d be so easy. It’d be blissful. But it’s unfamiliar territory for me.”
If you were shocked before, it did not compare in the slightest to how you felt now. You had been rendered completely speechless. Astarion stared back at you, his eyes begging you to say something. At this point, he’d take anything.
“So… what are you saying?” He’d take anything but that, he sighed as you found the words to speak.
“I don’t know how to make this more clear for you,” he said with a sarcastic chuckle. “You’re… incredible. Everything about you. I find myself infatuated by every little thing you do.”
“So you… have feelings for me?”
“Yes,” he hissed, stepping closer to you so you could feel his breath tickling your face. “And it's killing me.”
You were rendered silent again. You weren’t sure how to react. In the end, you decided that words were not the way to go. Instead, you put your hands on either side of his neck and pulled him towards you, capturing his lips in a passionate kiss, not knowing if perhaps it would be your last.
Just a few moments passed before he pulled himself away from you, no easy feat for him. “I don’t know how to give you what you need,” he said quickly, as if ashamed of himself. “You deserve something real. I want to give you that. But I don’t know how.”
As he looked down in shame, you moved his chin back up to look at you, kissing him again only softer this time. “I can teach you,” you offered. “This… whatever this is… I don’t want to lose it.”
“I’m not sure how easily you can undo 200 years of me being the rake,” he chuckled.
“Well I am going to try,” you decided. “No matter how long it takes. I’m not giving up.”
Astarion smiled towards the ground, removing your hands from his neck to hold them in his own. “I don’t know what the future holds, but this?” he said, signaling to your hands together, lifting one up to press a kiss to your knuckles. “This is nice.”
rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between "damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)" and "damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)"
“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it
are you still working on the Elijah mikaelson Bridgeton fic?
I'm sorry it took so long 😭😭 Lots of life changes have been occurring. But here it is, a small blurb of what could be the start of a series if you guys like it.
The Social Season
Pairing: Elijah Mikaelson x reader
Summary: The Mikaelsons have returned to London for this year's social season. No girl had ever caught Elijah's eye before, until now.
Word Count: 2772
Masterlist
London 1814
The London social season had been in full swing by the time the Mikaelsons had returned to the city during one of Lady Danbury’s events. Elijah and his siblings had barely walked through the doors before ruthless mamas began to smooth our their daughter’s dresses while eyeing them from across the room. Elijah was the prize, certainly, but if any woman was to catch a Mikaelson son at all they would consider it a win. Rebekah had also never had a difficulty keeping her dance card full.
It was well past the first soiree of the season, but it was the first that the Mikaelson siblings had made an appearance at. The marriage-minded missus of the city (and their mamas) always kept a keen eye out for them. While they may not have had the status of the Duke, the Mikaelson family was both well known, respected, and equally as feared. Not even Lady Whistledown dared to write more than their names.
“Must we return to this god-awful city every year?” Niklaus groaned as the wave of young bachelorettes swarmed towards them.
“Speak for yourself,” Kol smiled, watching the ladies with a much different expression. “I rather like being adored.”
“Mikaelsons!” they all heard coming from the opposite direction. Upon inspection they saw none other than Anthony Bridgerton advancing towards them. Rebekah and Elijah turned toward him with bright smiles with Niklaus and Kol tended to the hoard of ladies with empty dance cards.
“Bridgerton,” Elijah greeted with a smile, meeting his arm in the middle to shake his hand in greeting.
“You’ve missed a great amount in the short few weeks you’ve been absent this season.”
“Yes, well, we had some family business to tie up back in the states across the water.”
“No matter, you are all here now. You must join our family for a promenade sometime soon so I might regale you with all the happenings from the season thus far.”
“I’m sure we’ll catch up plenty with a reading of the last couple Lady Whistledown issues,” Rebekah remarked with a small chuckle.
“Yes but surely, sister, as you know as well as I Whistledown doesn’t know everything,” Elijah corrected before turning back to Anthony with a smile. “We’ll be glad to join you, Bridgerton. You shall name the day.”
“Fantastic! Oh and we must not forget the ball my mother is hosting at our estate in the country. You’d all be welcome there as my guests if you so desire.”
“I would be honored, my lord,” Rebekah said with a smile, bowing her head slightly. It was no secret that she fancied the man. Her whole family could see it. While Rebekah had no intention of being courted or heavens forbid marrying anyone, she could still dream about the life she might live were she able to. The beautiful family that might surround her. The number of children she and the viscount might have been able to have together. But that was nothing more than a fantasy. Precisely the reason that Elijah was hardly ever seen taking any young ladies to the floor. He felt it foolish to fill them with futile hopes of him proposing. Every respectable lady of the ton desired marriage, children, a real family. Something none of the Mikaelsons would be able to provide.
Nonetheless, the Mikaelsons always appeared before the ton each year during the height of the social season just long enough to maintain appearances. Not to mention, Kol had not found an easier afternoon snack than that of a young lady hoping for a betrothal. They never killed any of the members of the ton, of course. Such a high standing society member would surely be missed. Nothing a bit of the vampires’ own blood and a little compulsion couldn’t resolve.
“You must meet my dear cousin,” Anthony stated after a brief moment. “She’s come to live with us after the passing of her mother, my aunt.”
Anthony turned as he beckoned you over to them. Elijah sighed as he looked down at his feet, readjudsting his posture to be more proper as he awaited your arrival. When his eyes met yours, however, his reluctance towards the introduction vanished.
“Mikaelsons,” Anthony continued. “This is my cousin, miss Y/n Ledger.”
“A pleasure,” you said with a polite smile and a perfect curtsy.
“The pleasure is mine,” Elijah replied quickly, offering his hand for you to take. Once you softly placed your hand into his, Elijah brought it ever so slowly up to his lips as he touched the softest kiss to your gloved hand; an action that did not go unnoticed by Rebekah, nor the ravenous mamas behind them. Elijah was not one to give more than a curt nod to young ladies introducing themselves. “Lady Ledger-”
“Just miss Ledger,” you corrected. “Lady Ledger was my grandmother.”
While the response was simple, it answered many of Elijah’s questions. For one, you were not married. If you had been married you would either hold a title as a lady or hold a different last name than your grandmother. Second, your mother was not married. Had your father been a Ledger himself, your mother would hold the title of Lady Ledger, not your grandmother. As that title is still her grandmother’s to hold, your mother hadn’t married a lord to gain the title herself. Thirdly, she must be related to the Bridgertons through the sister of the current vicountesses Bridgerton.
“Pardon me, Miss Ledger. Would you care to do me the honor of a d-”
“Y/n, surely you must join me for a cool glass of lemonade,” Rebekah interrupted, linking her arm through yours as she dragged you away to the drinks table.
Elijah stood dumbfounded as you both walked away. Rebakah knew it was improper to interrupt, but after living for 800 years she couldn’t come to care. Elijah watched your expression closely. He expected a protest, or for you to at least look back towards him. There wasn’t a chance you didn’t catch what he wanted to ask you. Any other lady would have jumped at the opportunity to be led to the floor by a Mikaelson. Especially by Elijah, being the eldest for all intents and purposes.
As soon as the two of you were gone, Elijah was swarmed by the ton much like his brothers were just moments before. Nikalus and Kol could not agree to another single dance, having agreed to partner with a different lady for each one, so naturally the crowd has turned next
‘’ towards both Elijah and Anthony, knowing this was the season the viscount longed to secure a wife.
Anthony looked towards Elijah with raised eyebrows as he let out a deep sigh before having to face the wolves.
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As the week went on, Elijah and Rebekah agreed to join the Bridgerton family in a turn about the park in Mayfair. Rebekah loved their family. She envied Violet’s ability to have so many children. A life she longed for herself. Elijah, on the other hand, wanted to know more about you.
“Bridgertons,” Elijah greeted the family with a nod as they approached. “Miss Ledger,” he said toward you.
“My lord,” you greeted back with a smile and a small bow.
“Would you care for a turnabout the lake?” he offered, holding his arm out for you.
“Oh,” you said with a slight tone of surprise, looking back at the Bridgerton family. Before you could find the words to accept or deny, Violet spoke up for you.
“She would love one,” Violet beamed with a nod, pulling you forward to take his arm.
You chuckled in defeat as you wrapped you arm around his, hand resting on the crook of his elbow.
The two of you had barely gotten ten feet from the rest of the family before he bagan to bombard you with questions. You didn’t mind, of course. Most most began conversations this way, especially when “interviewing” their potential matches.
“So I really must ask,” he began. “How is it that you’re not married yet?”
You chuckled at his question, one of the ones you expected to hear first. “Well, my mother had me out of wedlock. If it wasn’t for or connection to the Bridgertons then I would be labeled a bastard child and thrown out of society entirely. Instead, my mother trained me from a young age so I could have the perfect match. She was determined. Too determined. Her determination ended up turning away a lot of possible suitors.”
As you spoke, you noticed Elijah was genuinely interested in what you had to say. He wasn’t spaced out as you rambled on, he didn’t seem annoyed or simply waiting for you to be finished. He wanted to know about you. About your life.
“As the seasons past, and I got older, everyone began to lose interest. I’ve been officially put ‘on the shelf’ as they would call it, at the ripe age of three and twenty.”
“Yet you still attend events with the rest of the ton?” he questioned.
“Living with the Bridgertons comes with a surplus of invitations,” you explained with a smile. “And Eloise needs encouragement through her first season.”
Elijah let out a laugh at that. “I pity any man who tries to tame her.”
“Not possible,” you rebutted with a laugh of your own. “Eloise is one horse that cannot be tamed.”
As you continued to walk, you noticed many eyes turned to stare at the two of you.
“And what of you?” you asked him. It was his turn to answer your questions.
“What of me?”
“Surely you have your number of available matches. Why have you gone so long without securing one?”
Elijah chucked while glancing to the floor, watching your feet walk in sync. “In truth I’ve never had the desire to settle down with anyone,” he explained. “It didn’t seem like the type of life I was meant to live.”
“And now?” you asked. Both of your steps had halted as you turned to face one another, his eyes searching yours as if trying to find the words to answer you.
“Now…” he began, not truly knowing what his answer was. “Now, I’m not sure what the future holds for me.”
The two of you stayed in silence you a couple moments longer, stuck searching the others eyes for answers to questions you didn’t know. It wasn’t until you remembered where you were that you tore your eyes from his, clearing your throat.
“We should make our way back,” you said simply. “They’ll be serving tea under the gazebo soon. Would you and your sister care to join us?”
It was Elijah’s turn tp clear his own throat, facing back towards the path in front of you as he continued to walk.
“Indeed,” he nodded. “That would be quite agreeable.”
After a few moments of silence, you spoke up again. “You must join us in Aubrey Hall next week.”
“Yes, Lord Bridgerton mentioned retiring to the country for a ball his mother is hosting.”
“He’s invited the Sharma family to join us before the rest of the invited guests arrive, I insist your family do the same.”
“Are you certain?” he asked with raised eyebrows. “We would not wish to be a burden.”
“It’s no trouble at all,” you assured him. “There is plenty of space and I could use the company while Anthony is busy in his dance of courtship. I shall discuss it with the family upon our return.”
As the two of you walked back towards the Bridgertons, you felt eyes on you left and right. Both lords and ladys staring at the pair of you with two feelings on their mind. Confusing and envy.
---
As the Mikaelsons dismounted from their carriage at Aubrey Hall, the entirety of the Bridgerton family was waiting to greet them.
“Lord Mikaelson,” Violet smiled, greeting him with open arms.
“Elijah, please,” he corrected, bowing his head slightly towards her. “You’ve invited us to be guests in your home, its only fair that you might call us by our given names. You know my sister, Rebekah,” he continued, motioning towards his siblings. “And might I introduce my brother, Niklaus and Kol.”
“A pleasure, Lady Bridgerton,” Kol greeted with a bow of his own, followed by Niklaus.
“You have a lovely home,” he spoke up with a warm smile.
“While you’re here you may think of it as your own,” Violet began before motioning towards the front doors. “Please, we were just about to sit down for tea. The Sharmas should be arriving any moment.”
As the group walked into the house, Elijah’s face lit up with a smile seeing you sitting in the parlor, waiting for everyone else.
“My lord,” you smiled, standing up to offer a quick curtsy. “I’m pleased you could make it.”
Elijah grabbed your hand before your eyes raised to meet his, bringing it once more up to lightly caress it with his lips. Your breath hitches in your throat as this time, you weren’t wearing your gloves.
“I wouldn’t miss it,” his said, looking back at you with a smile, you hand staying in his while he looks up at you.
His eyes held yours for another moment before you heard a throat clear behind you. Elijah turned to see Kol with a sly smirk on his face.
“Ah, yes, miss Ledger allow me to introduce my brothers, Kol and Niklaus.”
Both men in question smiled warmly as they each gave the the girl a quick bow.
“Brother,” Elijah continued. “I’d like you both to meet miss Y/n Ledger. Cousin to the Bridgertons.”
“Pleased to make your acquaintance,” you said with a smile of your own, giving a small curtsy.
“Miss Ledger,” Niklaus starting, stepping forward to be next to Elijah. “I hear you’re quite the artist. I myself dabble in painting every now and again, I’d love to see your work.”
Elijah looked towards his brother uneasily. Anyone who overheard him may have taken his comment as a kind remark, but Elijah didn’t miss the calculating grin on his face. He had an agenda.
“An artist?” Elijah repeated with a slight tone of surprise. He wasn’t sure how his brother came to know this.
“Yes, brother. I’ve done my research,” Klaus answered back simply.
“Oh,” you began, a bit take off guard by his knowledge of you. “Well I’ve tried my hand at painting every now and again, but Benedict is the true artist of the family. It’s him you’d be wanting to speak with about it.”
“Miss Ledger I don’t recall ever seeing you on the dance floor,” Kol spoke up next. “You must allow me to lead you sometime. I am, after all, the best dancer in the family.”
“Perhaps the best male dancer,” Rebekah spoke up, seemingly appearing beside him. “Both of you, stop overwhelming the poor girl.”
“Oh, I really don’t mind, Lady Mikaelson.”
“Rebekah, please,” she almost scoffed. “Titles make me feel much too old.”
“I couldn’t possibly-”
“I insist,” she interrupted. “In any case, we are all most comfortable being called by our given names. When one hears the name ‘Mikaelson’ being thrown from across the ballroom we never know for who it is intended for.”
“Very well, Rebekah. Then you all must call me Y/n. Especially here in the country, away from the rules of London society.”
“Lord Mikaelson,” Violet could be heard from behind, approaching the small group in the parlor.
“Again, Elijah really is fine,” he corrected again with a chuckle.
“Elijah,” she repeated, a warm smile on her face. “You really must allow Y/n to take you on a tour of the grounds. I hear you’re quite the reader and my late husband, Edmund, had quite the collection in his library.”
“But aunt Violet,” you started before Elijah could give an answer. “I told the kitchen staff that I would assist in serving the tea.”
Violet waved you off. “I shall send down Eloise to help them. You go on and show Elijah your uncle’s library upstairs.”
“I would love to see it,” Elijah added, urging you with his smile.
“Very well,” you nodded. Elijah help out his arm, motioning for you to go first, following close behind as you led him up to the Bridgerton’s library.
“Might they be needing a chaperone, Lady Bridgerton?” Rebekah asked her with a sly grin, catching onto Violet’s schemes.
“I’m not sure as to who you are referring,” she replied with an innocent shrug, turning back to return to the rest of her family.
I've been playing with those AI voice generators and decided to make a lil taste of the fic I'm working on rn for Elijah Mikaelson living in the Bridgerton universe...
Transcript: "In truth, I’ve never had the desire to settle down with anyone. It did not seem like the type of life I was meant to live. But Now? Now, I’m not sure what the future holds for me."
i can't be the only one who has thought of this but hear me out. eone of the mikaelson brothers marrying a bridgerton. i imagine it would more than likely be elijah like he is prime bachelor material the debutantes would be all over him and niklaus. i've been reading all of the bridgerton books and i've always been in love with elijah and niklaus i need someone to write this for me idk if i can do it justice
Summary: Based on the song Wallpaper by Megan Cormwell. You and Sebastian had always been close until a new student transferred to Hogwarts. When the Yule ball arrives at Hogwarts, you seem to have no one to attend with. However, Ominis Gaunt, seeing how Sebastian has affected you, swopped in to save the day.
Warnings: None I think? Sebastian and MC being cold-hearted and straight-up rude. Fluffy/protective Ominis ❤
The Yule ball had finally come to Hogwarts with Christmas time fast approaching. Being from a pure-blooded family, you were not unfamiliar with balls. Even in the wizarding world, the social season was still in full swing when the term ended each year, leaving your parents plenty of time to throw you into ball gowns and parade you around like cattle for sale. So while the Yule ball would not be your first, it was the first you had been looking forward to. At least, that’s how you felt at the beginning of the year. When the new year started, it was no question that you and Sebastian would attend the ball together. You had not been courting in any sense of the word, but you had always been there for each other when it mattered. You had always been there to support him, and he you. But then, the new student transferred to Hogwarts.
Initially, you wouldn’t have batted an eye at Sebatian’s interest in the new student. In fact, you had encouraged him. But then he began to change. It started with missed study dates in the library. No big deal, Sebastian hated to study anyways. Then, it was missed meals. Maybe he slept in, maybe he forgot to do the assignment from the night before and needs time to make it up. No big deal. And then, you’d see them together. When Sebastian was supposed to be with you, he was with them. Every once in a while turned into every day of the week. It was like you didn’t even exist anymore.
Your breaking point was when he ran into you one night in your common room. After being ghosted so many times in the library, you moved your personal study session to the comfort of the Slytherin common room by the fireplace. It felt less lonely there. One day, Sebastian rushed in beside where you were sat. His tie was loosened and he was pacing back and forth, muttering incoherently to himself.
“Has something happened?” you had asked him after watching for a few moments. Something clearly had him bothered.
“Y/n!” he exclaimed in a tone of surprise. “What are you doing here?”
“Studying,” you stated quite bluntly, motioning to your stack of books. “As I have every day for the last few weeks.”
After a few more paces back and forth and a deep sigh, Sebastian spoke again. “Can I vent to you for a moment?” he asked.
“You know you’re always welcome to.”
“Thank you,” he said, taking a deep breath as if to gather up all of his thoughts into something coherent. “I’ve just found out that MC has been fraternizing with goblins,” he spat with disgust. Your concern dropped slightly at the mention of their name.
“Really?” you had replied half-heartedly. It wouldn’t have mattered anyways as he didn’t seem to even hear you.
“Goblins! I mean can you believe it? Out of all the people in the world, they just had to ask a goblin for help. After everything? With Anne? At Gringgots?”
“Gringgots?” you interrupted. “What happened at Gringots? Did one of the workers do something?”
Sebastian, realizing his mistake, quickly put his hand over his mouth. “Forget I said anything,” he said quickly, beginning to leave the room.
“Sebastian!” you called after him. “Wait! Please!” He faltered for just a moment, his back still facing you as you spoke. “We used to tell each other everything. What’s changed? Have I done something?”
He sighed but still made no move to face you. “Just… please don’t tell MC I said anything to you, okay?”
You stood in silence for a moment, questioning in your head if this was truly happening. “O- Of course,” you managed.
“Thank you,” he said once more before going up the stairs to his dorm, leaving you alone by the fireplace.
Not only had he come to you to vent about someone else after not speaking to you in weeks, but he didn’t even seem to notice or care about your presence until you spoke up. At that moment, the common room had never felt so lonely.
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It was finally time for the Yule ball and you had been dreading every second. Up until this point, you had not even thought about what was to happen now that you and Sebastian haven’t been speaking. You didn’t make the effort to secure another escort as it never crossed your mind. And no one cared to ask you since they too are used to assuming you and him did everything together. For a while, you had seriously considered not going to the ball at all. Why condemn yourself to seeing everyone else so happy? However, in the end, you decided that wallowing in your own self-pity wouldn’t do you any good either. Besides, as much as you complained about balls to your mother, you rather liked playing dress up for the night and getting to feel like a princess. Perhaps it would make you feel better in the end.
When leaving your dorm, you felt absolutely beautiful. It had been months since you wore anything this exquisite. With your hair done and a light tint added to your lips and cheeks, you did truly feel like royalty. All these feelings left you the moment you descended the stairs to the great hall.
The room was crowded, everyone who didn’t go home for winter break had been there, but your eyes were scanning the room for only one other. When you found him, your heart began to soar. He was looking at you with more love and adoration than you had ever seen before. You thought maybe this could be a turning point for you both. That was until his gaze moved, following another form coming down the stairs beside you. He was never looking at you, he was looking at them. You might as well not have existed at that moment, as his gaze went right through you like you were a sheet of glass. If not for your pride, you would have turned back to your dormitory at that same moment. But people were watching, and you wouldn’t let him get the best of you. Not this time.
When the dancing started, you couldn’t help but watch the two of them together on the floor. They moved in perfect harmony like they were made for each other. And you stood to the side, seemingly invisible to them. You felt as if you were blended in with the wallpaper. This was a new feeling for you. At your parents’ balls, you were the diamond of the party. Everyone wanted a dance with you. You’d never been the wallflower before. But here, you were untouchable. Hardly anyone would even spare you a glance.
Suddenly, you heard someone clear their throat beside you. “You look far too beautiful tonight to not be on the dance floor,” he said.
You turned and let out a small chuckle when you saw the voice belonged to Omins Gaunt. “And how would you know how I look tonight?” you asked him with a smirk. “It’s not as if you could see me and chose for yourself.”
“No but I was standing next to Garrenth Weasly when you walked in,” he explained simply. Now it was he who sported a smirk on his face. “When he told Leander to look your way as well I could practically hear the breath leave their lungs.” At this, you weren’t sure what to say. As if he knew the effect his words had on you, Ominis simply held out his arm. “Now how about that dance?”
He led you to the center of the floor with all the confidence that a blind man could have in a room full of people. When the music began, he took his position across from you.
“Do you know this dance?” you asked him. He chuckled, though it sounded more like a scoff.
“You know, you’re not the only one of high social standing Ms. L/n,” he said teasingly.
You laughed. “Well, I wasn’t sure if your parents had still forced you to learn all of these ridiculous dances. Being blind and all.”
As the music started, you both began to move in sync with it, along with your other classmates in attendance.
“I have to admit,” he started, “I prefer dancing to most other day-to-day activities.”
“Is that so?”
Ominis nodded as he took your hand, twirling you as the music commanded before pulling you back to his chest, your other hand on his shoulder and his on your waist.
“Dancing is the one thing I don’t require guidance for, once I learned the steps. I know where I need to be at every moment in the music, and where everyone else will be at most any given moment.”
“That… actually makes sense,” you said with a small nod. “Why haven’t I seen you at any of our balls throughout the summer?”
“My parents didn’t see a point in bringing me,” he shrugged. “They figured you’d be courted by Sebastian as soon as we came of age.”
At the mention of Sebastian, you turned to see him dancing with MC. They looked so happy together.
“Do you think he’ll start to court them when the term ends?” you sighed. You couldn’t be upset.
No one stole him from you. He wasn’t yours to steal.
“Hey,” Ominis said, pulling you from your thoughts. He hooked his finger under your chin and turned your head to look at him. “Don’t think about them anymore. Not tonight. Just keep your eyes on me.”
You took a deep breath and nodded your head, continuing to move with Ominis. As the music crescendoed, everyone in the room lifted their partners into the air, the feeling of the wind brushing the peak of your cheeks was almost euphoric. For the first time in weeks, Sebastian was not the first thought on your mind. It wasn’t until this moment that you realized he’s been clouding your thoughts for far too long. The hope that maybe something romantic would blossom between you two kept you from seeing possibility in anybody else. But the truth was, Ominis had always been here on the sidelines. Waiting for when you needed someone to fall back on. The way you were feeling right now was how he felt every day you favored Sebastian’s attention.
When he pulled you back to his chest, you rested your head on Ominis’s shoulder and wrapped both arms around his neck, causing the boy to jum[ slightly.
“Thank you,” you said softly.
“For what?”
“For always being here for me. Even when I don’t notice right away. You’ve always been there for me.”
Ominis smiled into your hair, brushing it back slightly as he continued to sway you back and forth as you simply enjoyed one another’s embrace. As the current song ended, he pulled back from you so you could look him in the eye. “I will always be here for you,” he said, taking your hands again. The next song began to start up again and Ominis smirked, taking position for the next dance. “Now, let’s give these blokes something to stare at, shall we?”
You began to laugh as Ominis led you to the center of the floor, exaggerating each dip and stride to catch the attention of everyone in the room. You followed suit. As you both danced and twirled around the other, the rest of the room couldn’t help but stare and gawk at how well you complimented each other. Like you were made perfectly for the other. While Sebastian always seemed to outshine you, Ominis knew just how to make you shine brighter. Bright enough to catch the man in question’s attention itself. But you didn’t care. The way Ominis danced with you made any thought of Sebastian go from the back of your mind to not existent at all. A feeling that you never wanted to let go of.
Summary: The dread pirate Eddie Munson decided he wanted a mermaid. And once the captain's mind is made up, there's no changing it. When the captain meets you, however, he may just change his opinion on the beasts.
Warnings: Blood (slightly), not proof read
Masterlist
Mermaids.
That was the quest the dread pirate Munson decided to take his crew on today. Were the crew scared? Yes. But they knew better than to go against Eddie when he put his mind to it. No matter how badly they wanted to scream “HAVE YOU COMPLETELY LOST IT?! WE’LL BE KILLED!”
But Eddie was their captain. What he says goes. Even if it may be a death sentence.
“All hands! Batten down the hatches!” Eddie was heard calling out from his spot behind the wheel. “Watch out for those waves!”
“It’s the mermaids,” his first mate and right hand man, Steve, had concluded. “They’re protecting the cove.”
“Well, they’ve yet to encounter us. Gonna take more that a few splashes of water to turn us around. Right men?!”
Small shouts of agreement came from the rest of the crew, hurriedly securing everything on the deck so it wasn’t lost to the waves.
“Drop a rowboat!” Eddie next commanded. “We must row the rest of the way in.”
The men followed in suit, running towards the ropes that help up their rowboats.
“Now,” Eddie continued. “Which of you is joining me in the cove?”
Everyone looked around at one another, none volunteering. Eddie looked at each of the men om board, each immediately looking away so as to not make any sort of eye contact.
“I’ll join you,” Steve had sighed after more moments of silence.
“No. No you stay behind to guard the ship. If we go down you’re next in command.” Eddie continued looked around before his eyes landed on one person in particular. “Dustin,” he grinned, an audible whine left the boy’s lips as he noticeably slumped. “And Robin.”
“Why me?” she began to complain.
“I dunno, you’re a girl aren’t ya?”
“So?”
“Maybe the creatures will feel more comfortable around you.”
“I see something!” their lookout, Lucas, had called from the bow of the ship. “In the water, straight ahead!”
Everyone ran to where the boy was standing to look for what he was referring to. Sure enough, there was a head bobbing on top of the waves, long hair billowing out behind it. Half the men were in awe. The other half, scared to death. Eddie didn’t take the bait. He watched the creature with careful eyes as he lowered their row boat slowly down into the water, unbeknownst to her. He knew that if she saw them they’d be dead in an instant. The larger ship would not be as easy a target.
While the rest of the men were entranced by the mermaid in the water, more began to pop up. One by one, the ship was surrounded.
“Plug your ears, men!” Steve shouted at the helm. “Don’t let their songs reach them!”
Like clockwork, as soon as the men on board plugged their ears, they started to sing. Will nearly had to catch Mike by the collar of his shirt cause he was a second too late and nearly jumped clear over board and into the sea.
“Shouldn’t we help them?” Dustin whispered from his spot on the rowboat. “What if they attack?”
“Steve’s got it,” Eddie assured. “Our goal is their cove. They always leave the weaker ones behind while attacking.”
“So the rest of the crew is to act as bait then?” Robin realized.
“Distraction,” he corrected. “As long as they stay prepared, the beasts won’t be able to sink them.”
“And if we lose some to their siren song?”
Right as the question left Robin’s lips, the trio heard a war cry screamed from the water near the boat. As they glanced back in fear, they saw the hoard of mermaids leaping to action, hurling themselves towards the ship in formation.
“Go,” Dustin told Eddie with his eyes wide. “Go! Row! Row! Row!”
Eddie didn’t need and more urging to increase the speed at which he was rowing their boat towards the cove.
“Quiet,” Eddie ordered as they pulled the boat ashore. “We don’t know how many they left behind. They should be in the heart of the cove.”
Eddie removed his heavy coat and took his guns from their holsters, trying to limit the amount of noise he generated. Robin and Dustin followed suit, all keeping their swords in their spot on their hip just in case.
The trio was in awe at the sights that waited for them past the beach. There were trees hanging towards the ground, leaves swaying in the wind. Waterfalls and babbling brooks could be heard running over the top of rocks in every direction. The grass seemed greener than everywhere else, the water more blue and yet also clearer. They wouldn’t have been surprised if a unicorn had emerged from the bushes at any moment. It was magical.
While the three were marveling at the sights around them. Eddie heard it. Humming. Coming from a nearby pool in the center of the trees. He motioned to the others and put his finger to hips lips, signaling them to be quiet as he carefully drew out his sword, the others following. As they drew closer, Eddie couldn’t help but feel he knew the tune from somewhere.
His suspicions were confirmed, however, when you began singing.
“I’ll swim and sail on savage seas…” she sung, mostly under your breath and just to yourself. “With n’er a fear of drowning.”
Eddie’s breath caught in his throat. It was the song his mother would sing to him as a child. Well before she passed. One of his few remaining memories of her.
“And gladly ride the waves of life…” you continued, a bit louder but still slow and drawn out. “If you will marry me…”
As you said the last line, Dustin seemed to realized you were a mermaid singing, and the fear of being bewitched made him shoot his hands up to cup his ears, dropping the sword he was holding in turn.
“No!” Eddie whispered in protest, reaching for the droppen weapon, but was just a second too late as it clattered to the ground.
You gasped at the sound, turning towards the group and quickly retreating away after seeing them, disappearing into the shadows.
Eddie’s eyes went wide. He had put too much planning into this voyage to lose it all now. He had to do something and quickly.
“No scorching sun, nor freezing cold,” he sang back. His voice far more raspy and no where near as smooth. “Would stop me on my journey.”
Eddie motioned for Robin and Dustin to stay behind as he took a few cautious steps towards you, continuing to sing. “If you would promise me your heart… And love…”
He stood with his hand outstreatch towards you, urging you to come forward. Everyone stood in silence for a long moment. Waiting to see how you would respond. It was evident that not even you knew the answer. Tensions were high. No one knew what would happen next.
Eddie had nearly lost hope after a few more moments of silence. That was until you took another breath. “And love me for eternity…” you sang. Eddie let out a sigh of relief as you moved from the shadows, slowly and cautiously approaching the man.
“My dearest one, my darling dear. Your mighty words astound me.”
As you got closer to Eddie, he approached the edge of the water, attempting to meet you in the middle. Dustin was watching with fear the whole time, afraid you would snap at any moment. No matter how you seemed on the outside, you was still a mermaid. The same breed of mermaids that were attacking their friends not a thousand feet down the coast.
Your lips turned to a shy smile as you continued singing towards Eddie. “But I’ve no need for mightly deeds when I feel your arms around me.”
Eddie knelt down onto he kness, trying to encourage you to be comfortable enough to approach him more.
“My mother sang that song to me,” he said softly, smiling to himself as the memories came flooding back.
By now, you were intrigued. You wanted to know more about the pirate in front of you. He sat in silence after mentioning his mother. You watched as his smile went from a happy smile reminiscing on the past to a sad, sorrowful one. You knew nothing about him, yet wanted to comfort him. You reached out your hand for him to take. Just a small gesture of comfort, it was all you could think to do. His sad smile became a little happier as he connected your hands. He was taught that mermaids were heartless beasts. That they could not feel and would stab you in the back any chance they got.
That must have been the fear Robin felt as she saw her captain in such a vulnerable spot with you, as she dashed forward to protect him. Becoming afraid again, you turned around, trying to swim off as fast as you could. Before you got the chance to get far enough, Robin acted quickly, driving her sword down into the sand, catching the edge of your tail in the process.
“You got her!” Dustin celebrated as your could no longer swim away. Eddie’s eyes went wide as he watched the blood trailing from your fin and becomming diluted in the water. You turned around to face Robin and all Eddie could see on your face… was fear. Sure it was warranted granted you were completely at the mercy of pirates… but he was taught that mermaid felt no emotion. And as far as he knew, fear was an emotion.
“Let’s get it back to the crew,” Robin said, wasting no time in grabbing your arms to hoist you out of the water. You tried to fight her grasp. Your writhed and screamed to no avail. Robin felt as though she was trying to tame a wild cat with the way you scratched at her hands. “Dustin, come help me!”
Dustin rushed to her aid to help and drag you from the pool of water. Despite your attempts to escape, they succeeded.
Almost immediately after you left the water, your tail shrunk and separated into to legs. You stopped your squirming to escape and instead moved you arms to cover yourself, the lack of clothes making you feel quite vulnerable. It only took a moment of Robin and Dustin continuing to drag you across the ground that Eddie stepped in.
“Enough!” he nearly screamed at the two.
“Captain?” Dustin asked, confused. They were, after all, just doing as he asked.
Saying nothing, Eddie took off his coat and threw it over your shoulders, quickly fastening it in the front in order to give you some sense of dignity. Your eyes widened in shock at his kindness towards you. Considering his companions never called you more than an “it”.
“Can’t you see she’s scared?” Eddie hissed at the two.
“She?” Robin repeated.
“She’s scared?” Dustin gawked. “She’s the one who tried mauling us!”
Eddie scoffed at them as he helped you to your feet. As he watched your form tremble beneath him, he was at a loss as to what to do. On the one hand, this was the purpose of the whole mission. To obtain a mermaid. He had done just that. But on the other hand, you looked to be just an innocent girl like this. Not a malicious bone in your body.
With a small, sympathetic smile, Eddie continued to sing to you under his breath. “Through all life’s sorrows and delights,” he sang softly. “I’ll keep your laugh inside me.” And with that, he grabbed your shoulders and carefully pushed you back into the water, allowing you time to escape as he blocked Robin and Dustin from going after you.
“What are you doing?!” Dustin screetched.
“It’ll get away!”
“I changed my mind,” Eddie responded simply.
You watched from the shadows as the three argued. Eddie firmly standing his ground. When the other two backed off, you resurfaced.
“Swim and sail the savage seas,” you smiled towards Eddie. When he turned to face you, you propelled out of the water, wrapping an arm around his neck to pull him to your level. Robin and Dustin both called out in fear, however, when his head reached the water you stopped. You landed a soft, gentle kiss on the pirates lips as a symbol of gratitude and watched as he pulled away with a drunken smile on his lips.
“With n’er a fear of drowning.”
And with that, you disappeared back under the waves.
