Soulless Musician

My name is Keian Kidd. I'm 23 years old and a senior at Texas A&M University-Kingsville. I'm studying Music education and Tuba Performance. I want to write music and marching band shows when I go to grad school. I love Pokemon, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Fall Out Boy, Scrubs, and just things generally funny.

[soulsilvers]

some alt outfits i doodled for begonia and tawny!! tawny looks pouty but really is one of the nicest girls in town once you get to know her, begonia is a lot more like her papa green when he was young lol

what else to say uuhh hope youve enjoyed my future scenarios and red and green as good ol dad guys im having a lot of fun w it 🥺

[powerrangersvintage]

[i-think-youll-like-this]

When the squad has to take the bus

[antonnizhny]

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Japanese Sumo robots

[setheverman]

this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

[masklayer]

[thebaebyhuey-deactivated2019051]

When you catch him jacking off with your Shea Moisture

[baesymptomatic-blog]

I’m physically WEAK

[drinkpisspissblood]

Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume

[drinkpisspissblood]

She keeps hanging this shit up around the house

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough

[drinkpisspissblood]

We’re at her dads house it looks like this

[anarchohellenism]

This is like the straight equivalent of Get Out

[xxziggystardust]

[psyducked]

I remember the second time I ever bottomed the guy used something he called “love garden” which was supposed to help with the pain because I said how much I hated bottoming the first time—and I was amazed! Although it still felt like taking a shit I at least didn’t feel like someone was digging in me like they were looking for a spoon in the garbage disposal. But the morning after I went to go poop and everything fell out of me with no push or anything and I noticed I had a one inch gape! 9 hours later! I spent the next 12 hours having panic attacks and considered how I would call my mom and explain to her that I needed my hole sewn up when at last I regained control and clenched back up.

Anyway, my man Elmo here is looking exactly how I looked when I went to inspect myself that morning and could slide 4 fingers in without blinking

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

What in god’s name did I just read,,,,

[moneyjin]

[thechocobros]

“I’m willing to wait for it”

❥ for @karmadash-is-shippingtrash 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[davidlathorian]

You missed the best part of this.

[dazaiapologism]

coming off anbu kakashi probably has a terrifying reputation i bet absolutely no one gives him shit until this squad of twelve year olds show up and rip him to fucking shreds its so fucking funny

[dazaiapologism]

kakashi: *is extremely good at killing, has reputation for being cold-blooded and willing to kill fellow konoha shinobi*

naruto (twelve, doesn’t know about any of that shit): haha your hair looks bad old man

[wolfsheims]

Visit Original Link

Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

[hirasawaschoiceass]

this remix is basically this image:

[marshals-to-dictators]

What’s a mormon

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

Typically a dumb person, used as a insult like “idiot”

[marshals-to-dictators]

Oh ok so what’s an evangelist

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

People who think that is a “church”

[catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church]

Isn’t that a football stadium?  

[stbonifacesaxe]

No that’s Joel Osteen’s “church”

[catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church]

…I don’t buy it. Not a single icon or stained glass window in the place.

[stbonifacesaxe]

If you hate the designs of protestant mega churches, you’re REALLY gonna hate their idea of communion

[marshals-to-dictators]

[ezi0]

‪When a scary game tells you to adjust the brightness scale so the logo is barely visible‬

[bearlyholdingittogether]

It’s that time of year again!

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

but where’s my boy 480 Otis?

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

480 Otis got out-fatted by 409 Beadnose this year.

My prediction that 856 would be 32 Chunk was wrong.

My money is on 747, the dude is a straight MONSTER

[butmuhgains]

FUCKING U N I T

[feedeeadventures]

This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.

[melvinandlugnut]

This will be funnier when I make it into a video later. Had to split it up because of the length.

[inuhito]