gluteus maximus

She/ her/ hers. Geek for band, medicine, and the outdoors.

[beesmygod]

What’s your stock portfolio like

chicken, beef, veggetable. the classics, mostly

[comfyhaystack]

only packing the essentials 

[allthecanadianpolitics]

This isn’t Canada-specific, but with all the mask discourse on your blog lately, I saw this Twitter thread earlier today that shows how we can all push for increased mask wearing without relying on public shaming, anger, and enforcement (the last of which will almost always involve more police).

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[fueltransitsleep]

The last two tweets in the thread (sorry, couldn’t figure out how to add multiple images in one submission)

[lotrfics]

[illectura]

im always looking forward to breakfast and coffee, even after I have my breakfast and coffee I’m excited for the next day’s breakfast and coffee

[dogalmighty]

the only difference between me and a medieval peasant is that I can make a Spotify playlist to express my feelings

[bumblebeebats]

medieval peasant: Behold, friends; i have composed the perfect List of Plays to express my agonies and woes in this trying time!

medieval peasant’s friends: this list be just Toxicke by Brittany of Spears 20 times in a row, thou canst not play this

medieval peasant: i canst, ‘tis my lute

[umla]

(via chick goes shopping | lovely stuff | Pinterest)

[thebootycrusade]

so i thought the nook’s cranny bell sounded familiar

[justnoodlefishthings]

honestly fuck viruses they’re not even alive they’re just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don’t even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump

[gaming-gremlin]

😨

[celesse]

✿ Country kitchen froggy chair ✿

[froggy-chair-official]

Bro sometimes it be like that

[ribbloid]

As Animal Crossing nears, the changes in me become more apparent.

[sometinybees]

my life until march 20th

[alejandr-oh]

[timeloopfemme]

ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap

[thebootydiaries]