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no but imagine gen-z at hogwarts

'i've so many exams coming up I hope the basilisk gets me' 'mood bruh'

'i want to fucking kill myself' 'why?' 'i left my book all the way over to the west towers'

'so expelliarmus just yeets the wand out of someones hands? cool!'

'mr [insert name] get back to bed, it's not safe here, you could die' 'might as well face that, what have I to loose'

sending howlers filled with vines and pop culture references

playing rap and tiktok songs on speakers everywhere

doing tiktok dances

'we know there's like an aesthetic going on, but please let us use pens dipping quills again and again is too much work'

begging mcgonagall to recreate memes with them

no blood discrimination

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slytherin things

- late night showers

- chilly rooms

- fluffy, huge blankets

- high taste in fashion

- trendiest or vintage

- facial expressions king/queen

- sarcasm obviously

- self love first

- presents to themselves

- good at lying and sneaking

- confident af (even if they're faking it)

- swearing without even realising

- accidentally being mean

- dress only according to mood, definitely not according to weather

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just had a dreadful flashback to when in french class the teacher asked me 'should we treat our teachers respectfully?' in french and I answered in full confidence 'no'

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remember when cedric hinted harry about the egg? it's hard to think harry oblivious-as-fuck potter didn't think he was gay and was asking him out, I mean there's no way this didn't happen

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I just love how the entire harry potter fandom agrees on three things

1. umbridge is the worst

2. mcgonagall is the sassiest, best person ever

3. dumbledore was definitely not calm during that one scene and everyone's bothered by it