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The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

pseudomantis

Literally one of the best tweets ever

depsidase

pankenlewd

i need you slaughtered

every1 isin love with me

shutupimthinking

girl you've been running through my mind all day

shutupimthinking

not in a cool sexy way though, girl.... kinda like this.

weirdness-is-good

sighinastorm

This is a painting to me.

kaijuno

islandmusic

whatever. go my scarab

faggotrevenge

gerard way- rocksound interview (date unknown)||eminem- just lose it (2004)

whathuhwhat111111

cyndago- blonde boyz (2015)

starpineninja

bigwizardhat

my cat stopping me from petting her

bigwizardhat

her swift maneuver, for context

legalarson

hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha

did-you-know

The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source

aclockworknick

he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident

wellshitcaitlin

OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (can’t cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says “wait aren’t the guy that…”

And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder

thoughtsofadame

its so different to know it was an accident and that NO ONE was aware until after. its not like this was one ignorant guy cutting down a fucking relic.

unbidden-yidden-deactivated20240

I think this is a great example of how things are often phrased in the news and in social media in a way that is calculated to grab your attention and get you riled up.

Anyway, gentle reminder to always dig deeper and ask questions. Reality is often both less angering and much weirder when you look past the headline.

vernadskova-deactivated20230803

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

only-tiktoks

fieldbears

Sharing the secrets of your hearth with strangers who will never be able to meet or thank you. Honoring the dead through learning their traditions of the home; emulation and exaltation. A good carrot cake.