Don't Judge Me Monkey

im Samm, 27, AZ, I smoke Medical Marijuana from time to time on here, I love No Game No Life, SAO, Steven Universe, Star trek Voyager, Veronica Mars and it’s a toss up between cardi b and cream cheese being my spirit animal and oh yeah, anything Disney I love 💕😁 I have what I like to call musical turrets I.E I sing all the time 😂. I have an amazing best friend he's my tweedle Dee to my Dum, I play destiny (badly, but I play) on ps4 and Pc. One day I'll find the one who wants to cuddle all the time, loves the weird things I do until then I’m working on loving myself. I work too much and spend all my time on twitch and I’m horrible at communicating plus I get really anxious when meeting new people so if I've commented or sent anything on your blog it means I think you're cool and I'd love to be your friend If I wasn't derping in the corner😂❤️❤️❤️❤️😜I hope you enjoy some of what I've got on my blog 🖕🏻🖖🏽🖕🏻 Live long and prosper 🖕🏻🖖🏽🖕🏻

[darkurskeks]

Today was a randomly hard day. It’s been good, moving on. But today, today I missed that dumbass sideways smile when he did something knowing I would react but then I look at him and the smile, couldn’t be mad, and the way he wrapped his arms around me. So today hurts, but I will wake up tomorrow and hopefully move one step forward. Don’t want this messing with my head, been really enjoying the time, although little due to covid but enjoying the time with people who want to be around me... makes me feel special again. Idk probably fizzle out soon but who knows lol

[darkurskeks]

Having a rough couple days and just wish it was easier. I don’t want these feelings. I deserve more.

[we-love-a-bop]

The Front Bottoms // Skeleton

[darkurskeks]

♥️

[endiness]

[darkurskeks]

Today was a hard day. Trying to be better at respecting people’s boundaries. Not everyone will want what I want and I’m working on being more understanding.

All I wanted to do today was call and beg for him to take me back! I miss him so much.

But I just got unblocked and he barely speaks to me now, if I do it I’ll probably be blocked again, and just cause I miss him doesn’t mean he misses me and that part I worked on a lot today but boy did it sting

Maybe one day someone will think I’m worth it, someone will want me and want to fight for me. I shouldn’t want to fix things as he threw me out like day old trash lol but I guess I just love learning my lessons over and over lol

Instead I lay here missing his arms around me, they way he smacked my ass anytime I walked by, his scratchy beard as he kissed me. The smile In his eye when he told me he loved me and a million other little things and by the time I write him at the end of the week I’ll be better, be back to the friend and not the sad miserable ex

<3

[darkurskeks]

♥️ my boss bought us both tickets to Ariana grande as a thank you for watching her dogs over thanks giving and got me some merch from the concert for Christmas!

I am very blessed

[darkurskeks]

Had the most amazing night last night!

[darkurskeks]

[darkurskeks]

One of my friends was talking to me today because she slept with an ex... at least you get to was my response... maybe not the best response 😂😂🤷‍♀️

I thought it was funny she did not lol

[darkurskeks]

I look crazy but having a quick little self care moment

[noelbadgespugh]

[darkurskeks]

When your tipsy and can think of one thing

[darkurskeks]

I’m really trying to make the last bit of 2019. A lot of happiness, a lot of sadness. A lot of heartache and a lot of love. Hoping 2020 will be a year of growth and hopefully friendship. Took a decent bit of solitude to realize that it’s okay to spend more time alone and I am excited to start becoming the independent women I can be without any man ❤️😊

My mom says a year alone was the best growth she had in her life maybe that’s what I’m missing? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂

[darkurskeks]

The 10 year challenge 2009/2019

[darkurskeks]

The cactus arm is covering the body out of respect, but this was very sad. A van drove out of our entrance and tried to drive straight across to the other street however he didnt stop to look and the motorcyclist did not have enough time to stop from slamming into the van and he died. All I could think about is that could have been David. People make it seem like wearing your helmet and jackets and shit help... this mans helmet was the last thing taken off the street.

So against better judgement I’m sure I went to David’s work and idk if it was the right thing but I feel better knowing he’s still around and that it wasn’t him

Be safe people please

[lamaenthel]

shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu

[chupicronian]

Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.

EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.

This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.

This is your average adult pig.

[catbountry]

Big ole’ pigs.

[kamiyu910]

Wild boars can feed people for a very long time! I believe this one was 1800 lbs. (largest piggy ever was about 1,984 lbs)

[annabellioncourt]

I NOW KNOW WHY WILD BOARS WERE SO DANGEROUS IN THE DARK AGES HOLY SHIT; RICHARD III I TAKE BACK ALL THE TRASH I TALKED ABOUT YOUR HOUSE CREST GOOD GOD THAT’S TERRIFYING.

[blueboxkitten]

Also, don’t let the size full you, they can run as fast if not faster then your average dog. Those fat pink fuckers will come for you!!!

[memeseverdie]

O I N K O I N K

M O T H E R F U C K E R

[deadaccount528258835]

there’s a reason why you’re allowed to kill wild boars in texas with no repercussions.

[darkurskeks]

This whole post is the content I come on here for 😂

[darkurskeks]

It really sucks to see your page and see you so sad and sorry you fucked up and I gave you another chance.... but I don’t get the same in return. I can and will be happy on my own...

but I was happier with you