All stories are meant to be told

[superklutzkent]

battinson would be the most embarrassing dad ever. when i picture him looking after little dick grayson i see him in an mcr shirt wearing sunglasses while at a parent teacher conference. he can't make eye contact with any of the teachers, parents or even the kids who stare at him when he comes to collect dick from the schoolyard.

meanwhile dick doesn't see what's so embarrassing about him (everyone else does, even alfred) and instead asks bruce if they can have matching shirts because he wants to look like him and battinson tears up when dick shows him a mini mcr shirt wearing shades that are far too big for his tiny face and goes "ok"

just imagine battinson dressed like that. and by his side is a 9 yr old dick wearing the same outfit trying to mimic bruce's stoic expression. adorable.

[oh-katsuki]

don’t… fucking do this? 

it’s absolutely fucking disrespectful to come onto someone’s work and offer unwanted criticism. you always ALWAYS sound like a fucking asshole doing shit like that and nitpicking at something so trivial when you’re reading it for free. 

if a creator does not ask for your criticism, don’t fucking offer it, especially this way. you’re not doing what you thought you did, you’re just being fucking rude and pretentious. so please do me a huge favor and take that criticism and shove it so far up your ass that it comes out of your mouth. 

[darkwolfinthenight]

New fear unlocked : Writers that hate criticism.

[darkwolfinthenight]

Ce sont deux post différent... Pinterest fait bien les choses 😂

[darkwolfinthenight]

J'ai trouvé ça sur Pinterest et maintenant je ne sais si c'est très drôle ou juste très triste...

[af-hverju]

me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak

me: thats fair i understand

[nerdypersonwithwings]

For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English

[af-hverju]

moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah ça c'est bien

[languageoclock]

ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!

aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen

ich: das ist fair ich verstehe

[sprachtraeume]

ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.

[pory-gon-2]

ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!

aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken

ik: oh zo, ik snap het

[perilegs]

minä: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?

alienit: koska tääl on ihmisiä joitten mielestä englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten täytyy puhua

minä: toi on reilua, ymmärrän

[polyglottica]

私: どうして地球を滅ぼしているんですか？

宇宙人: 英語しか喋る必要がないと思う人がいるからです

私: なるほど、わかりました

[lingumaniac]

me: Wosück maakt ji de Welt twei!!!

aliens: wieldat dat Lüüd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mütt

me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ik’t

[somalang]

aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!

shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan

aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad

[zhanaform]

我：你们为什么在毁灭地球?！！

外星人：因为有人以为他们只会英语就可以了

我：懂了，说得有道理

[natsui]

ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!

taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe

ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko

[katsudonski]

Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!! Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting Aku : oh, oke lah..

[belisencia]

tôi: tại sao các người hủy diệt trái đất!!! người ngoài hành tinh: bởi vì có người nghĩ rằng tiếng Anh là thứ tiếng duy nhất mà họ cần biết tôi: ồ thế thì tôi hiểu

[aphdoitsu-deactivated20170414]

Eu: Por que vocês estão destruindo a Terra?! Aliens: Porque há pessoas que pensam que o inglês é a única língua que eles precisam falar. Eu: Isso é justo, eu entendo.

[wednesdaythunder]

jag: varför förintar ni jorden!!!

utomjordingar: för det finns folk som tror att engelska är det ända språket de behöver kunna

jag: rimligt, jag förstår

[useless-czechrepfacts]

Já: Proč ničíte Zemi?

Mimozemšťani: Protože tu jsou lidé, kteří si myslí, že angličtina je jediný jazyk, který potřebují znát

Já: To je fér, to chápu.

[useless-polandfacts]

ja: dlaczego niszczycie Ziemię?

kosmici: ponieważ są ludzie, którzy myślą, że angielski to jedyny język, którego potrzebuję

ja: rozumiem, w porządku

[vyrkann]

io: perchè state distruggendo la terra!!!

alieni: perchè ci sono delle persone che credono che l’inglese sia l’unica lingua di cui hanno bisogno

io: capisco, mi sembra giusto

[rad-and-sleepy]

Yo: porqué estás destruyendo la tierra!?!?

Extraterrestre: porque hay personas quienes creen que inglés es la única lengua que se tiene que hablar.

Yo: te entiendo, es justo.

[haxyr3]

Я: Почему вы уничтожаете Землю?!?! Инопланетяне: Потому что есть люди, которые считают, что им нужно говорить только по-английски. Я: А, ну понятно, тогда ладно!

[jenroses]

A modern Rosetta stone.

[polygamouscaterpillar-deactivat]

[mens-rights-activia]

Onipa: ad3n ti na woo se3 ewuasi

3wiamu nii: efri s3 nk⊃fu⊃ bi w⊃ ho a ⊃mo fri s3 br⊃fo ne kasa p3 a ehyia ⊃mo

Onipa: a, ma te ase

[into-the-valley-of-unrest]

Yessssssss I love the sign language addition! @polygamouscaterpillar

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

This is like the side-by-side plates of the Lord’s Prayer in the historical linguistics textbook except so much better

This is the most educational shitpost I’ve ever seen

[labelleizzy]

It. Got. Better.

[eimearkuopio]

Mise: cén fáth go bhfuil sibh ag scriosadh an domhain?

Eachtrannach: toisc go bhfuil daoine ann a gceapann nach bhfuil orthu ach Béarla a labhairt.

Mise: Ó, tuigim. Leann libh.

[darkwolfinthenight]

Moi : pourquoi détruisez vous la terre !?

Extraterrestre : parce qu'il y a des personnes qui pensent que l'anglais est la seule langue dont ils ont besoin

Moi : c'est juste

(I know there was already french but it wasn't a really good one, sorry)

[darkwolfinthenight]

I keep noticing stuff

So, I was on Instagram, watching some post of the endgame cast, when I saw the post of Karen Gillan (#nebula) where she show us the new avengers : endgame trailer. It started with the black and white pictures of the characters who died in infinity war, where the only thing that where in color was the red things. And then it hits me. Those pictures are in the same color than the new avengers suit. Look by yourself.

They are wearing the color of the fallens. God I'm starting to cry now.

[darkwolfinthenight]

Imagine

Imagine, Netflix a arrêté de produire Daredevil, Luke Cage et Iron Fist, parce qu'ils vont apparaître dans Avengers : Endgame ! *musique dramatique qui fait un truc du genre : tin, tin, tin !*

Imagine ! Tu regardes Endgame, le film est fini, tu es choqué comme si tu venais de te prendre un train (ne mens pas on sait tous que la fin nous laissera sur le cul), puis tu vois la scène post-credits... Avec les Defenders. Juste y penser ça me donne des frissons. T'imagine... Ce serait cool.

[darkwolfinthenight]

There was a man

Who changed dreams into stories

To see if it could become

Something more

He created the heroes that we needed

To fight the battles

That we never could.

Thank you Stan Lee.

I don't know what you were thinking at this time, when you created them. I don't know if you were hopeful, if you were pessimistic or you just had fun. But if I could talk to you today, I would tell you that : what you created changed everything. Maybe not the entire world, but I'm sure that you changed the world of a lot of people. For some people, you created a model, for others, an ideal or a protector. For me, you created an escape from reality, somewhere where I could be myself without shame and I know I'm not the only one.

The dream you created became ours.

And there are no words to describe that.

Thank you. For everything.

[darkwolfinthenight]

There was an idea

To create a movie

About a group of remarkale people

And it became

Something more

Today we need them

Because they created an universe

Much bigger than we thought

The Marvel Cinematic Universe.

[darkwolfinthenight]

C'est moi ou...

Je commence un anime, je trouve que deux perso forment un beau couple, je les ship (ce verbe existe-t-il ?), je veux lire des fanfics sur eux MAIS en même temps j'ai pas envie de me spoiler parce que j'ai pas fini la série... Et en fin de compte je le fais quand même. La vie est cruelle😭