we are the sitcoms you couldnt stuck

hello its me juniper zombieslab @zombieslab and for my next trick i will say something nice about karkat vantas witch of hope prospit ✌️

[darling-dolorosa]

it was orginally gonna be vriska & terezi but i remembered your Dire Situation

SMILES REAL WIDE

[darling-dolorosa]

im still stuck in mcyt hell for the foreseeable future i have no idea when im getting back to that reread but i was just suddenly overcome with an incredibly powerful I Miss Vriska im going to kill myself i miss her so much

[seabornsystem-remade-deactivate]

[calware]

i like how in her introduction vriska is just standing in her room smiling at nobody for no reason

[calware]

[calware]

idc about the rest of them

[airprime7]

Also they literally don't?

The only ones who do are debatably the Lalondes (the lips are hard to parse if it's a smile or not), Jane, Nepeta, Terezi, and Gamzee.

You might think Jade, Tavros, and Feferi do the same, but none of them are standing in their room when their introduction begins.

[darling-dolorosa]

puts hand on glass sadly i miss homestuck i wish i wasnt stuck in mcyt hell forever

[darling-dolorosa]

did you know they have vrisrezi but worse and with two adult white men here in mcyt hell

[darling-dolorosa]

puts hand on glass sadly i miss homestuck i wish i wasnt stuck in mcyt hell forever

[yubels-deactivated20210922]

more of my all-time favorite Homestuck quotes.

[asymmetryestablished]

if I may

[purgatory-in-a-cup]

[darling-dolorosa]

i cant believe they put bojack aborted amishstuck in hsbc

[the-celestial-bitch]

postmortem depression

[darling-dolorosa]

god i sreiously need to stop going on these fandom sidequests my homestuck reread is dead in a ditch <- wanted to take a quick look at how this seasoj of hermitcraft is going and got sucked back into the joel smallishbeans vortex for three days and counting

[darling-dolorosa]

oh irs really really bad now. pro tip: do not ever watch any minecraft youtuber sooner or later you WILL find one that will lace their videos with coke or something and maje you feel like a rabid animal chewing ots own leg. what is a homestuck

[darling-dolorosa]

god i sreiously need to stop going on these fandom sidequests my homestuck reread is dead in a ditch <- wanted to take a quick look at how this seasoj of hermitcraft is going and got sucked back into the joel smallishbeans vortex for three days and counting

[darling-dolorosa]

help theyre putting homestuck in my book about space rock crabs and the power of friendship

[darling-dolorosa]

eridan homestuck ampora if he had love abd whimsy in his heart

[darling-dolorosa]

help theyre putting homestuck in my book about space rock crabs and the power of friendship

[darling-dolorosa]

rip june egbert you wouldve loved project hail mary probably

[darling-dolorosa]

ok. heres my foolproof plan:

1. get the project hail mary book tomorrow

2. read it as fast as humanly possible (this isnt for the plan i simply have no other option i cant Not spend all my free time reading it as soon as i get it. you know how it is)

3. rewatch the movie one more time to compare it with the book and also because i miss it already

4. get normal and start homestuckposting again

this is going to work because i am notoriously very good at controlling the things im obsessed with and the intensity and duration of said obsessions 👍

[grubgirl413]

You can put vriska in a blanket

[byjove]

“there is no furniture in his house/apartment” is objectively the funniest headcanon you can assign to a fictional character