I Am

Socially awkward young adult living in the Pacific Northwest. [started: 11/22/2010]

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This is how he demands our attention haha

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Replanted my little #garden after dealing with a nasty infestation, also added a new member! Saving that munchkin from essentially death.

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Replanted my little #garden after dealing with a nasty infestation, also added a new member! Saving that munchkin from essentially death.

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Further evidence of finding a perfect fit

Lover: I like your belly, especially when you push it out in your 'no fucks given' mode

Me: seriously?

Lover: yup, it's different. I like your happy trail too

Me: what? No you don't

Lover: yes I do, it's sexy and different

Me: what about my furry patch on my lower back?

Lover: won't lie, almost turned me off at first but now I love it just like everything else

Me: ...You're so fucking weird, but I love that genuinely like my insecurities

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Meet my Dad. Waaaay back in the 70's. This is apparently the morning after the very first night he ever spent with my Mom. Yes he's wearing her robe, missing a tooth, and we still use that crockpot in the background. #comebytheawkwardnesshonestly#familymemories#daughterlikefather

[kushandwizdom]

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Wisdom teeth removed? Check. And you know I'm having a blast spitting out blood at people and just being oh so theatrical with the minimal gore from it all. I ALSO FOUND A STORE THAT DOES NOTHING BUT GOAT MILK THINGS! It wouldn't be so intriguing if it were in another location, but it's smack in the middle of the suburbs of Portland. If it were in the heart of Portland I wouldn't be so surprised

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The girl in the stall next to mine is crying. I want to comfort her, but she's a stranger in a random mall bathroom and I may be overstepping my boundaries if I did that

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My dog just.. He's just lost his ability to pose for pictures. RIP photogenic Borris

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There's this pizza place by my work. It's kind of subway meets pizza. So ya know I had to get my spice on with a pineapple, jalapeño, pepperoni, sausage pizza with mozzarella and parmesan cheese. I'm in heaven right now 😻😻

[bungalowclassic]

[indigodreams]

The Foragers by Elisabeth Sommerville

[huffpost]

My Beautiful Woman based on a true story. 

Think twice before you judge a parent. 

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most watch.

[overly-khr-obsessed]

Guys, please watch this. This has to be one of the most powerful videos in the world, I bawled my eyes out

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Mermaids beaching themselves…

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