lost in the sauce

Call me D or Darling, it dont matter! 20, any pronouns. THIS BLOG IS 18+ AND CONTAINS PISS. pretty nonsexual but its confusing. u should probably read my pinned 

[darlingdarlingdontlookhere]

hiiiiii welcome to my secret omo blog, I've been thinking about making one of these for months and only just got the courage to make it. if you know me- no you dont.

Call me D, Dar, Darling, or whatever you think works best idc!

I'm 21, queer, anypronouns, taken

Content warnings for blog: Omorashi, (piss lol) Omutsu, (piss + diapers,) general desperation

not gonna kinkshame anyone because i've got some pretty gross kinks im not fully ok with sharing, but please dont send me messages about kinks that aren't listed

dni: - minors/ageless blogs - t3rfs/queerphobes - maps/zoos - l0lic0n or similar - uhhhhh mean people - you get the idea lol

[cloudomo]

I squirm frantically. I am clutching my crotch with both my hands, pressing as hard as I can, fighting back spasms, when suddenly a small spurt of pee bursts into my underwear, dampening the fabric. My mouth opens in shock, and I groan quietly in a mixture of desperation, relief, and pleasure.

Without warning, another spurt gushes out. Even before I register it and try to clench down, another spurt comes out, enough to start forming a glistening wet patch on the front of my light blue jeans. Oh my god, I'm going to have an accident. Fuck, I'm about to start pissing all over myself. I can't stop it no no no

My bladder spasms uncontrollably, and I groan as a stream of pee gushes into my pants, soaking my crotch with wet warmth. I try to stop it, but I can't, and warm pee starts pouring down the inside of my legs. Oh fuck, I'm having an accident.

[darlingdarlingdontlookhere]

i cant get enough of alien/robot/monster omo. or just non human/non anthro omo in general. maybe its the monsterfucker/robotfucker in me but hooooooly fuck. theres never enough.

like. robot omo where they have warnings pop up in their hud that keep getting more frantic and eventually leading to void countdowns.

robots that have new digestion upgrades and now all of this is new to them. they experience having to pee for the first time and they have no idea what to do about it because they were never told

aliens not knowing how human toilets work/not knowing how human conventions around waste work. the language/cultural barrier is just too large to get the idea across so they end up desperate/having an accident

monsters/cryptids trying to act all scary but theyre desperate as hell, and they completely ruin their image with an accident

aaaaaAAAAAA

if anyone has any good art/fics they can rec with robot/alien/monster omo i will love you forever. i dont care what the fandom is or what other kinks are involved. just. plese. im on my hands and knees rn

[3possumsinacoat]

When men whimper or make little noises while struggling to hold it>>>>>>

[boywhimpers]

you’re squirming like crazy, dude. you gotta piss?

…

oh my god, he does! look, he has to pee! you gonna make it to the bathroom in time, little guy?

shut up!

aww, sounds like somebody’s having trouble holding it! how embarrassing- are you going to piss your pants?

fuck off. i can hold it.

hear that? he says he can hold it! with that potty dance you’re doing, i doubt it.

i’m not doing a fucking-

don’t even try to deny it. we can all see you. aww, look how red you are! you’re so embarrassed!! are you shy about your tiny bladder? that’s so fucking funny!

i hate you.

someone’s feeling defensive! sounds like you’re going to have a little accident on yourself! i bet you’re leaking in your pants already, aren’t you?

no! stop talking!

he’s gonna pee his pants right here!

no i’m not!

[boywhimpers]

did you make it in time? aww, it’s okay, you can tell us, we won’t make fun of you. you had an accident, didn’t you? come on, let me see…

oh, yeah, your pants are definitely a little darker there. is it noticeable? um… yes, it’s pretty obvious, i’m sorry. i think it’s getting a little bit bigger, too… are you still leaking on yourself a little bit? oops…

you guys are so mean! stop laughing at him, he probably couldn’t help it! look how red he is, he’s all embarrassed now… stop it haha, it’s not that funny!

oh man, that’s embarrassing. you’re not going to cry, are you? are you sure? you look really upset… is this a sensitive spot for you? it is, isn’t it? shh, it’s okay, we won’t tell anyone… it’s okay, happens to everyone… well okay not, everyone, but…

[pissbuddysrevived]

car omo where the desperate person is driving is underrated...not being able to focus on holding because they have to focus on the road...person in the passanger seat having to take the wheel a few times during a particular bad wave....begging the driver to just pee themselves because they dont want them to risk the other type of accident

[bluepeanutpirate]

stoic character getting ill/injured and recovering on the couch of a friend. reluctantly being nursed because...well theyre unable to actually get up and leave. but they draw a line at asking for help to get to the bathroom- theyll just hold it til they can get there themselves. even if it takes ages. even if theyre almost painfully full. theyll just wait.

what happens?

do they eventually fall asleep from exhaustion and wake up damp, having to realise that they're going to have to tell friend they actually wet the bed like a toddler?

do they hold it until they cant- absolutely dying as they feel themselves leaking and their pants getting very warm and wet and realising that theyve pissed themselves while awake and theyre gonna have to tell someone?

do they very reluctantly accept help getting to the bathroom....only to start wetting on the way there bc they just cant hold it a second longer?

[darlingdarlingdontlookhere]

y'all aren't gonna BELIEVE what got me out of burnout

[wetvett]

playing the oblivion remaster has me thinking about this silly priest boy in ways i never thought i would think of him

[miaowmo]

internet show me people wearing suits. show me people wearing suits on the verge of wetting themselves and trying very hard to hide it. show me them doing anything in their power to prevent their subordinates from seeing them like this. show me them breathing heavy and sweating and stiffly shifting around and choking on their words and making excuses to leave this conversation with as straight of a face as they can manage so they can awkwardly half speed-walk half hobble to the nearest unoccupied bathroom. show me them frantically undoing their pants as soon as they’re out sight. show me the look of bliss breaching the embarrassment when they can finally go. show me the wet patch in their underwear that they pretend to themself is sweat but the audience knows is not. show me them washing their hands and splashing water on their flushed face and fixing their hair and fixing their suit and leaving the bathroom looking visibly more put together than how they entered.

[bluepeanutpirate]

This is entirely based off a fic i just read but:

Camping scenario, with character a (who is usually The Brave One) being scared to go to pee in the dark and just trying to hold it until they''re squirming until they eventually admit theyre scared.

Character b taking them outside and holding their hand, leading them while a whimpers and wriggles because theyve been holding for agesss and maybe leaking a tiny bit because they need to go so bad.

Character a being scared enough they dont want to let go of b's hand to take their pants down.

Character a leaking while b helps them get their pants off, and whimpering and tearing up from embarassment while b reassures them that it's ok, it's all ok, no one else needs to know.

Character a squirming and pressing their thighs together as they ask b how you even go about peeing outside and trying so so hard not to leak more.

Character b making sure to ask character a if they need to go before bed in future.

[darlingdarlingdontlookhere]

I wanna make overt fandom omo content with characters I like but What if I post it and then every member of the fandom sees it and throws tomatoes at me and then the creators of that character make fun of me and then I'm publicly executed by being thrown into the ocean. What then.

[darlingdarlingdontlookhere]

Pathetic manfailure omo.

There's something so. So good. About a Guy who is stupid and annoying and bad at everything needing to pee.

That's it that's the post

[wigglewhiz]

Listen, boxing gloves are IMPOSSIBLE to hold yourself in. Unlimited boxing omo potential

[miaowmo]

collection of other subtle needing to pee things that make me feel insane: hand in pocket. discreetly fiddling with seatbelt so it stops pressing. trailing off mid sentence/general distraction or out-of-character silence. shakily clearing throat to cover up a much more embarrassing noise. hand on knee/upper thigh. gripping onto some sort of object really hard. General Uncharacteristic Restlessness that is Not Obviously linked to needing to pee but is definitely Being Caused by it. any sort of barely audible sound or change in breathing pattern whatsoever. very slight facial expression changes (wincing).

[twinkleomorashi]

bed wetting is already so embarrassing, imagine a character “wetting the bed” but they’ve actually fallen asleep somewhere else entirely.