[energyprison]

americans after eating 2 pounds of pasta and getting sick: uh oh im about to enter a serious food coma lol

americans after eating 2 pounds of ginger beef and fried rice and getting sick: the devious CCP has agents everywhere

[itswalky]

BRB gonna wear my shirt that announces I got successfully railed in the street just outside Fenway Park

[sharkwave-zee]

wish i could have been a fly on the wall for THAT conversation! not because i wanted to hear it or anything but because i'd be a lil buuuuug

[dogpuppy]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

walter white in his underwear with the pistol readying to face the sirens, quietly to himself: this is my fight song. my walter white song

[transjackfairy]

Let's all Get Bald and Play with Our Synthesisers #BrianEnoSummer

[sovietnam]

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[oneheadtoanother]

[tockthewatchdog]

[ashtabharya-deactivated20240717]

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[audioexorcisms]

[memewhore]

[amanitaphalloides]

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

[postergirlfornothing]

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”