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hoofpeet

Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet

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eternal-fractal

Ho oh

dkpsyhog

I think we have different definitions of ‘lawyer’ but sure

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eternal-fractal

Why wouldn't ho oh be a lawyer? They're a Phoenix, wright?

dkpsyhog

In the kindest way possible, fuck you

viejospellejos

slyandthefamilybook

teaboot

Adult ProTip, from a security professional: If a kid tells you, "My parents are gonna kill me / kick my ass / kick me out" for something relatively minor, don't respond with shit like "Really? ;) that sounds a little extreme, don't you think sweetie?" because that shit really does happen.

Instead, respond as though whatever threat they are afraid of is fully valid, and offer whatever you can do to help- ask if they believe they are in danger of being hurt in any way, and work accordingly.

If they're overreacting, they'll usually realize and dial it back, self-correct and begin thinking a bit more rationally.

If they're not overreacting, and the danger is real, then they'll need a level-headed adult in their corner, not another condescending authority figure who doesn't believe them.

seedysys

sorry about the light mode but this is important also

teaboot

^^^^^ Also, since it wasn’t in the original post:

Some kids who ARE being abused will backpedal too btw, and minimize things. But investigating gives you a chance to assess, and lets THEM know that there are adults who exist, who- even when they’ve done something wrong- still care about their wellbeing more than they care about punishment

hugsohugs

can't stop thinking abt this image. he smelled an icky smell and it was soscary

dankmemeuniversity

spyderqueen

May I recommend...

Paste em on, x-acto em out. Make em reusable!

Examples:

nuttysaladtree

Thread summary until I have more energy for image descriptions: if you or an acquaintance don't know where to stick a sticker, you can convert them into magnets with magnetic adhesive sheets. /end summary

dontlistentothemmoose

pets-fun-house

The committee against vacuum cleaners

cinnamonhorchata

A petition from the vacuum ambassador

clocktower-order

Gakuen OP. The game is set to be released on November 6th.

clocktower-order

OP screencaps

tlirsgender

I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen

tlirsgender

I really believe that sheep have achieved a level of empty-headedness rarely found in mammals. A sheep's thought processes seem more in line with that of a jellyfish than most other ungulates. Absolutely nothing going on behind their cute little eyes. Maybe the most domesticated an animal has ever been

tlirsgender

It's just fluff all the way down. I'm on the verge of tears

chongoblog

Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

ampersketch-art

Hey,

chongoblog

Don’t say anything

infectiouspiss

*aborted line cook voice* i'd go smoke in the alley... if i existed

infectiouspiss

*aborted line cook voice* this fucking rules

i-am-a-fish

you're cute and it's tuesday

glassvase

I'm cute and it's tuesday

zukosgay

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

zukosgay

la-mancha-screwjob

gageblackwood

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’