Moose, You're Not An Apple

~ It's OK, Moose, You Be An Apple If You Want ~ {not a minor; not a terf; not telling you anything other than that}

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[dontlistentothemmoose]

[evilgaymattdamon]

no name has been mentioned more on the odyssey press tour than ben affleck’s not even odysseus and I mean this

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[sashayed]

glowering middle aged man walking his dog in a Stand Fast Ye Boys From Maine tshirt this morning. love your vibe

[sashayed]

found it

[dontlistentothemmoose]

hey alexa play “ballad of the 20th maine” by ghost of paul revere

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[imposterogers]

the worst part is steve rogers WOULDN’T. he wouldn’t leave sam with the responsibility of the shield without being there to support him. he wouldn’t go back to a woman who died of old age, had her own life and told him to move on. he wouldn’t have ever, not even once, considered leaving bucky — aka his entire world wrapped up in one person — alone, especially after just getting him back. and he wouldn’t have decided that he’d fought the good fight enough and retire in suburbia in the decade epitomes for traditional values aka an antitheses to everything he stood for. the real steve rogers would legitimately hate the man marvel put on the screen in endgame. and yet. and yet

[lav3ndaze]

every so often i check in on the 911 fandom to see if that depressed single father and his golden retriever bisexual friend have kissed yet

[insomniac-arrest]

hey, does anyone know if tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day, or if it's like. a bank holiday.

[randomowlscreeching]

"my love of sherry started at age 7 and i got chicken pox. so i lost my appetite after i got chicken pox at the age of 7, my nan who was a matron in a hospital told my mum that the best way to get my appetite back was to give me sherry. so i would have the odd glass of sherry before a meal, if i was having melon or fruit shed pour sherry. so my love of sherry started there, it then continued when we got our first dog a spaniel when i was about 8. we used to take our dog for a walk down park mill which was this lovely place in the woods and there was a pub and a big car park and youd walk out the back and ther'd be the wood. and what was a really nice treat is that my dad would get the dog out the boot would lift and i would sit in the boot and theyd get the dog and go into the pub and get me a glass of sherry and id have my glass of sherry and wed go for a walk and that is why i think everything in life is better with a glass of sherry so if im going for a walk i would have a hipflassk full of sherry and its shaped as a fish because it would entice animals and if im going through a walk i would like to have animals come up to me and theyre not gonna look and go oo look its a metal hip flask adn oh my god it makes a noise and its scary. theyre gonna go i recognise this animal, it might have a fox. you might have a squirrel, you might have some mice, you could have a rat and they will go i recognise this animal its not gonna frighten me i will join the walk. not a drunk little girl, a drunk woman now. and at least they will feel at one with the fish and they'll probably like the sweetness of the smell of the sherry as well. i belive that does deserve more than one point because sherry will make us happy. when i was baout 7 i started having sherry and now oh my god i love nothing better on a sunday right i have like a roast dinner sit there do an oh my god im not like this all the time but i am i would have a jigsaw watch a murder mystery and just drink sherry. but you all would and youd all feel better with a glass of sherry. its never stopped i still like the sherry now. that is genuine the hip flask " - Joanna Page

[very-tired-rat]

Ngl I think the only man I've ever loved was Julia Knitel in drag

[softbutchcowboi]

I think the key to a happy life as an adult woman is to channel your inner weird little girl and make her happy

[hudsonchristie]

[househunting]

$469,000/5 br/2 ba/1,860 sq ft

Philadelphia, PA

built in 1915

{hh insta}

[thekinglemingle]

Was kept awake last night by the thought of what if Mr Blobby turns up by surprise in Celebrity Traitors

[dontlistentothemmoose]

manifesting 🤞🤞

[spatscolombo-deactivated2022030]

How DARE Tolkien omit in the final draft the information that the traditional hobbit marriage custom is to have unspoken vibes for years and then disappear without explanation for an indeterminate length of time!?

[detailedart]

Bottle green details: Rolling Waves. Painter: Constantin Westchiloff (1877-1945).

[thevisualvamp]

Art, books, flowers