Moose, You're Not An Apple

~ It's OK, Moose, You Be An Apple If You Want ~ {not a minor; not a terf; not telling you anything other than that}

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[enlitment]

spill for me, Muse, the wine-dark tea on a problematic man

[steveyockey]

survival mechanism they don’t emphasize enough is memorizing a poem. you memorize a poem you have a little lift raft for a variety of situations

[yiiiiiiiikes25]

i take it back this is an incredible paragraph that should live forever in the paper of record

[bamfspock]

Happy Fucking Moon Day

[herowyn]

5 0    Y E A R S    A G O

[closetocanada]

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

[thefragman]

moon's haunted

[dontlistentothemmoose]

It’s late 2018. Lip Sync Battle is at the zenith of its place in pop culture. Simultaneously, the two sides of the most storied rivalry in the MHL, Canada’s Shane Hollander and Russia’s Ilya Rozanov, have just soft-launched their friendship…and hard-launched their new mental health charity, the Irina Foundation. Lip Sync Battle, expanding beyond Hollywood celebrities, reaches out to the two generational talents - would they be interested in a slot on the show? All proceeds from the appearance will, of course, go to the Foundation….

[homoeroticjunoincident]

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

[28dayslater]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men.

And me.

[cronenburger]

[vesnuszki]

ilya rozanov naked as the day he was born under the showers with his dick in his hand looking directly at the camera: This is a Love Story

[vesnuszki]

@animuluspike first of all how dare you

[freeuseshanehollander]

It's embarassing how everytime I'm deep in the Depression Pit™️ I'll do something simple like change my bed and I'm like, wait maybe life is worth living after all. Wow I'm sure you're the first person to realise this, this doesn't happen to you at least once a year.

[fortitudinis]

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[ninjasmudge]

ive been in here so long........

[bobbole]

Job Smeets, Worm lamp