I sing the body electric

[darraghkellyrp]

Speed Bump || Darragh & Tai

[darraghkellyrp]

tai-duke:

Tai was someone accustomed to being at the center of some sort of any party. However, her recent bout of fear caused the petite girl to hide away from the world. Her secret had only been uttered twice, to Bryce and Vanessa. But the internal conflict of needing to spill the words “I’m pregnant” was tearing her apart. There were some people she definitely needed to tell. Mostly, the second most important person involved in this. Miles. She had really messed up, this time. And there wasn’t anything she could do to forget that.

She squeezed her eyes shut, rubbing her temples in an attempt to soothe her mind. She was jerked out of her thoughts at the sharp rap on the door to her room. A familiar accent graced her ears, and she felt herself breathe some heat easier. “Dar-bear. How did you know I needed you?” The girl flung the comforter off of her legs, sliding out of bed to reach the door and let Darragh in. “Hey, you.” She knew she sounded tired as hell, her appearance obviously gave that away. Her curls were wilder than usual from her hands running through them and her once pristine manicure had been peeled off. “What have you been up to?” She cocked her hip to one side, glancing up at the boy curiously, a soft smile on her face.

“I heard your telepathic cry for help.” He put his index fingers to the side of his head in mock psychic concentration. “I haven’t been up to much, just aimlessly wandering looking for something to do in this boring place. Why has everyone been so slumped lately?” As he spoke, he moved passed Tai and plopped onto her bed as if it were his own, but after a few seconds he was up again, this time gazing out the window. Darragh had a tendency to grow antsy if there wasn’t enough going on and lately it was like the entire house downed a large helping of Nyquil. 

“What’s up with you, though? You seem a bit... disheveled.” He cocked his head inquisitively. He noticed her tired state as soon as she opened the door, but as he looked at her now, it seemed to be more than that. Her hair was unusually limp and something about her face told him it was more than just a bad night’s sleep. “Rough night?” He asked cautiously even though he knew that wasn’t the answer.

[katerinaxxpetrova]

[darraghkellyrp]

text :: darragh

Harry: i reckon hiding under her bed is good enough of a reason

Harry: especially when she's changing and you end up looking like the house's biggest pervert. and that's saying something

Harry: dear god. go ahead

Darragh: i wouldn't ever LOOK UP AT HER CHANGING jesus styles

Darragh: ok here it goes

Darragh: "You really get me, Harry. I could stare into your eyes all day and it's like I see my other half. The way your lips curl when you smile brings me to my knees. Speaking of curls, I wish I could run my fingers through your hair all day. Sincerely yours,"

Darragh: DAMMIT WHY IS THE NAME SCRATCHED OUT

[katiemorganjfc-blog]

What? Oh, come on now. That’s a bit offensive, don’t you think? 

[darraghkellyrp]

What I said is offensive? I think you need to hear yourself say what you just did again.

[darraghkellyrp]

kissmeimnialler:

What, you think you have more game than I do?

I know it for a fact.

[emmaawilliamss-blog]

What? Pickles and peanut butter? I honestly just think you’re missing out, bud.

[darraghkellyrp]

I honestly think you’ve been possessed by some evil entity. What you’re doing is insulting to peanut butter.

[bryce-summers]

Dude, come on. You’re over-exaggerating. Or, maybe there’s something oh-so-right.

[darraghkellyrp]

Why do you have to be like this? I know you’re a million feet tall, but try pulling your head down from the gutter and joining me here on earth for a second.

[stfu--gabe]

What? Because I said I wanted kids? Heck, I never said I wanted them now.

[darraghkellyrp]

With that look in your eye it looked like you’d pin down the first person you saw and demanded they birth your kids. Freaked me out for a second.

[alexvthomas]

You’re so upset about cheese and ketchup. I don’t even know your name — what’s your name? Well, I wasn’t about to take no for an answer. C’mon, now; where do you suppose we can buy some Mac & Cheese around here? 

[darraghkellyrp]

My name? It’s definitely not ketchup I can tell you that. It’s Darragh, and what’s yours? You mean there’s none on the house? Oh, darn I guess there’s no possible way you could make me try any, then.

[laceyriivas]

If you can’t appreciate my cat stories, I think I’m going to have to leave. I can’t take this kind of negativity.

[darraghkellyrp]

Okay, I’d love to hear your cat stores, just not ones that involve the regurgitation and then re-consumption of hairballs. Cats are just fucking weird.

[thetheodorasmith]

Oh, calm down, buttercup; I was only joking. 

[darraghkellyrp]

Then you really need to work on your joking cues. I’m still not entirely convinced.

[thetessarichards]

Darragh Kelly? That’s a face I wasn’t expecting to see around here. Pretend you didn’t here any of that and come here!

[darraghkellyrp]

The Great Tessa Richards! What a grand day. Okay, I’ll ignore your weird comment, but I’m gonna be thinking about it while we hug.

[darraghkellyrp]

adrianxharper:

– Okay.. that sounds fake, but okay. Honestly, Darragh, you’ve never questioned the likelihood of Julianne and Derek Hough having incestrial affairs? What kind of naive jolly green jizzface are you? There’s something wrong with those siblings, far too close than any should be. I think she jacks him, at the very least.  You’d think you’d be used to the kind of vulgarity that pirouettes out of these lips of mine. You really don’t know me at all.

Okay, first of all I know you better than you know yourself. That is, as possible as it is to understand a black hole. Second, my mind normally doesn’t wander to the subject of celebrity incest, but when it does, it goes straight to the Olsen twins. No one, I repeat, no one – not even twins – should be that close. You can’t tell me here and now that they haven’t tried to get their other sister to participate in their bizarre twincest rituals.

[stfugriffin-deactivated20150930]

You’re right, sadly I didn’t have an educational advantage like you to attend some implausible private school. Unfortunately I don’t commonly use the word ‘pussy’ but there was nothing else to represent your plausible personality. So shut the hell. I’m losing braincells just thinking about the hell your family must’ve endured whist you living with them. 

[darraghkellyrp]

We both know I fucking hated that place and never learned anything there. What does that even mean? You have no basis in your insults, Miles - much like you have no basis for creating actual human relationships. Yeah, me and my family didn’t get along. You really got me there.

[cxrterpls]

– Pardon? That wasn’t me. What did you think you heard me say?

[darraghkellyrp]

You mean you’re not the one who just shouted about wanting to masturbate using the Bible?

[esmeevause]

The fuck? What’s so wrong with saying that I’d pay five dollars or less to get in bed with Leonardo DiCaprio during his Titanic era? 

[darraghkellyrp]

Wasn’t he like sixteen? I think that’s the issue there.

[fckkmattie-deactivated20151129]

Does that mean you have a pair of mine? Because if you have any I want them back before I help you in any sort of pranks, alright? – Now, show me where you want this masterpiece and I can give you a few tips but only if you return my own underwear, I rather keep them to myself and whoever I would personally like to share them with instead of the whole house seeing them.

[darraghkellyrp]

I can neither confirm nor deny. I was thinking in the kitchen because everyone is there at least once a day. Alright, alright I’ll return yours. I’ll just throw in an extra pair of mine to even it out.