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DAN AND PHIL CHRISTMAS VIDEO MESSAGE GIVEAWAY

Yes, you did read that right. I was somehow one of the 50 randomly selected out of 4,000 people to receive a video message from Dan & Phil due to buying their holiday merch within a specific time frame (posted about here) and now, I’m giving it away.

Why am I doing that, you ask? Because in the past two years, I’ve had the privilege of meeting the boys three times, seeing them in person 13 times at different events, and got multiple notices on different social medias more times than I deserve honestly. I’m forever thankful and grateful for being given all those opportunities, but I’ve had more than my fair share.

So when I read the message and it said this:

I immediately messaged IRL back and asked if this meant the video message could be addressed to someone other than the person the email named. They said of course, because it would be the same as if a parent bought items for their child and the child was really the one the message giveaway would be for.

One of the things Dan said to me when I met him at VidCon U.S. back on July 13th was, “It’s not easy, but it does get better.” And you know what? It has gotten better. And Tumblr was a big factor for that. This website and blog is my escape from reality. I can come here to talk about anything - freak out about my faves, rant about stuff that pisses me off, cry about my sorrows, etc. Of course it’s not healthy to rely on the internet for emotional support, but y’all really have shown me a type of love that not even people in my real life do over the years. I feel comfortable and safe here. And there’s no way I could ever repay everyone for that.

But I thought this could be some way that I could give back to the community that’s given me so much.

The rules are simple because they aren’t really rules:

- Only reblog this once. Doing so multiple times won’t raise your chances because I’m only entering usernames in once. Likes will not count as entries.

- You must be okay with giving me your email address it’s required for IRL Merch to send you the video.

- Your DMs must be open the day the giveaway ends so that I can message you asking the following, which is the information IRL asked the winners for: Name for the video, name pronunciation, and an email for the video to be sent to.

- You don’t have to be following me to enter, but it would be cool if you did! *finger guns*

Like with all my previous giveaways, all usernames be entered into a randomizing generator and randomly selected. Then I will privately message the winner (I don’t do public winner announcements due to jealous hate being sent to winners in the past).

The giveaway will end December 13, 2019 at 7pm EST/December 14 at 12am GMT (D&P’s time). Since the information must be submitted via email by December 15, I want to have everything submitted one day early just to be safe.

I hope to make someone else’s holiday season as good as the last few years have been for me with this.

Good luck, happy holidays, and thanks for everything!

richard-is-bored

Says a lot about how well you play a character when you get cast as several different versions of said character (even on The simpsons), Nobody does J. Jonah Jameson like J.K. Simmons

rootbeergoddess

There is an unwritten rule of the universe: only JK Simmons can play JJ

doctor-niney

Reblog if you remember this TV Channel

owomon

did they ever explain why it just has one giant anime eye

julystorms

drawing the other eye is hard

dart3mis

the struggle is real

dnpsuck

YOU’RE MY, MY, MY, MY LOVER

truerequitedlove

phil: i think i’m gonna get a fish

dan: WE’RE getting a fish? For US? To CO-PARENT? how dare you make this LIFE DECISION with consulting ME? your COMPANION THROUGH LIFE? brb gonna go research how to take care of a fish, guess i’m a FATHER now???

swiftlyfindingmyplaceinthisworld

THEY SAID NOT TODAY SATAN

swiftlyfindingmyplaceinthisworld

meliswiftie13

the two things make me happy

candycanesandpumpkinpie

THIS. this is what matters now

taylorswift

For years I asked, pleaded for a chance to own my work. Instead I was given an opportunity to sign back up to Big Machine Records and ‘earn’ one album back at a time, one for every new one I turned in. I walked away because I knew once I signed that contract, Scott Borchetta would sell the label, thereby selling me and my future. I had to make the excruciating choice to leave behind my past. Music I wrote on my bedroom floor and videos I dreamed up and paid for from the money I earned playing in bars, then clubs, then arenas, then stadiums.

Some fun facts about today’s news: I learned about Scooter Braun’s purchase of my masters as it was announced to the world. All I could think about was the incessant, manipulative bullying I’ve received at his hands for years.

Like when Kim Kardashian orchestrated an illegally recorded snippet of a phone call to be leaked and then Scooter got his two clients together to bully me online about it. (See photo) Or when his client, Kanye West, organized a revenge porn music video which strips my body naked. Now Scooter has stripped me of my life’s work, that I wasn’t given an opportunity to buy. Essentially, my musical legacy is about to lie in the hands of someone who tried to dismantle it.

This is my worst case scenario. This is what happens when you sign a deal at fifteen to someone for whom the term ‘loyalty’ is clearly just a contractual concept. And when that man says ‘Music has value’, he means its value is beholden to men who had no part in creating it.

When I left my masters in Scott’s hands, I made peace with the fact that eventually he would sell them. Never in my worst nightmares did I imagine the buyer would be Scooter. Any time Scott Borchetta has heard the words ‘Scooter Braun’ escape my lips, it was when I was either crying or trying not to. He knew what he was doing; they both did. Controlling a woman who didn’t want to be associated with them. In perpetuity. That means forever.

Thankfully, I am now signed to a label that believes I should own anything I create. Thankfully, I left my past in Scott’s hands and not my future. And hopefully, young artists or kids with musical dreams will read this and learn about how to better protect themselves in a negotiation. You deserve to own the art you make.

I will always be proud of my past work. But for a healthier option, Lover will be out August 23.

Sad and grossed out,

💔

Taylor

tonystarkstan

now that I think about it, literally 0% of us who recognized that Hamilton and Tony Stark have a ton parallels are allowed to be shocked that Tony died. like.

us: omg look how similar they are!!!

us: oh man, Hamilton died.

Tony: *dies*

us:

dart3mis

true but it still hurts

ronnirotten-deactivated20191008

Shout out to Dylan Saunders for having the range to be Tootsie Noodles, a Green Lantern, and Jafar

gone-to-oregone

Shoutout you Dylan Saunders for having the range to be Tootsie Noodlea and Pincer in the same show

ultimatespider

Jake Gyllenhaal And Tom Holland Call ‘Spider-Man’ Bromance ‘A Straight-Up Romance!’

dart3mis

iconic

sweatytimetravelphantom-deactiv

*John Adams is elected*

Hamilton:

keybladesoras

Captain Marvel (2019)

dart3mis

preach

dailymarvel

Fresh

tonystarkstan

Idk if your taking prompts so sorry BUT. imagine Tony find some footage or audio of when Peter got crushed by that building and he just crumples because it’s h i s fault because he took the suit and why did he expect Peter to not be the hero? (Sorry for bad grammar lol)

“Tony,” Pepper calls, voice sounding serious as she walks into the lab. Tony, who’s elbow-deep in a new suit, trying to fix the wiring in the knee, shakes his head irritably.

“Whatever meeting I missed, scold me about it later. I’m kind of literally in the middle of something right now,” he tells her, not even bothering to look up.

“That’s not - there’s something you need to see. It’s about the kid,” she tells him.

That gets his attention. He looks up, taking note of the shaken look on her face.

“What’s wrong? Did something happen?” he asks urgently, already extracting his arms from the suit and getting ready to call his functioning one into action. Pepper just shakes her head and thrusts the tablet in front of him.

“Is he posting videos of the Avengers on YouTube again? Because Happy and I already talked to hi -”

“Tony,” Pepper cuts him off. “Just watch it.”

Tony sighs, but he’s curious now - and a little worried, too, because not much fazes Pepper - so he quickly hits play.

The video feed is grainy and dark, except for a small lamp at the end of the room, where a lone figure is shuffling around a desk.

“Hey! Surprised?” a voice yells, and Tony squints as a smaller figure dressed in red and blue walks in. He turns to Pepper in confusion.

“Is this live?” he asks, frowning when she simply purses her lips and shakes her head. He keeps watching.

“Oh, hey, Pete,” the man greets, as if they’re old friends. “I didn’t hear you come in.”

“It’s over - I’ve got you!” Peter continues, stalking purposely towards the man.

“You know, I gotta tell you, Pete - I really, really admire your grit. I see why Liz likes you,” the man compliments, and Tony’s eyes widen.

“This is Toomes?” he asks incredulously. “Peter never told me about - about this. Just the plane.”

Pepper’s eyes look sad as she says, “Just keep watching.”

“ - could you do this to her?” Peter is asking, and Tony watches, tense.

“To her? I’m not doing anything to her, Pete. I’m doing this for her,” Toomes explains.

Peter laughs dryly at that and shoots a web at Toomes, trapping him to the desk. Tony stares at the screen, transfixed, as he listens to Toomes try to convince Peter that people like Tony don’t care about people at the bottom of the totem pole.

Tony resists the urge to roll his eyes. It’s the same spiel he’s heard a billion other times from villains who like to think they’re special.

He can’t help but feel a twinge of unease, though. There’s something about the whole situation, the relaxed, casually manner with which Toomes is standing there that sets him on edge. Almost like -

“I needed a little time to get her airborne,” Toomes says, pulling out a knife and slashing through the webbing.

Tony winces as a pair of huge, metallic wings come soaring in, and he inhales sharply as Peter darts quickly out of the frame. The wings fly around erratically, crashing into the large supports.

“I’m sorry, Peter,” Tomes calls, not sounding sorry at all as Peter skids on the ground and straightens up again.

“What are you talking about?” Peter scoffs. “That thing hasn’t even touched me yet!”

Toomes shrugs. “True, but then again, it wasn’t really trying to,” he says, and Tony’s blood freezes in his veins.

He watches with a sort of muted horror as the last of the supports is torn down and the ceiling caves in, directly on top of the kid - he’s only a kid for Christ’s sake! - and the screen goes static. He turns a frantic look to Pepper.

“Pep, what -”

“He’s fine,” she quickly reassures, putting a calming hand on his shoulder. “This is in the past, he’s okay now.”

Tony can still hear the friction of rock on rock, and he realizes that somehow, the audio is still picking up. He waits anxiously, straining to hear any sound that indicates Peter’s okay. He knows logically that Peter’s fine - hell, he was just at the lab yesterday. But with what he just saw, Tony can’t quite convince himself of it.

Finally, a high-pitched whimper breaks through the white noise of gravel, followed by a series of strained grunts and gasps.

Tony listens, horrified, as the kid practically hyperventilates in panic before steeling himself to try to move.

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dart3mis

i actually cried??