CYNTHIA

[shegavemeroses]

i thought she was supposed to be dumb

[lesbianrey]

big fan of polite and minimal explanations when you need to get out of work, school, plans etc. just a definitive ‘sorry but I can’t make it today.’ and then if they press for details or are rude about it say ‘sorry, something came up. thanks for understanding’ i’m over the idea that you have to exaggerate/overexplain your situation even when you don’t want to do that to be worthy of flexibility and grace in your life

[finnverbose]

The “thanks for understanding” is a power move, too, because then if they keep pressing it’s like implying that they’re NOT being understanding.

[evilvillain123456789]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

[mtfoss]

Okay so normal rules then

[twitblr]

They help feed people (x)

[oomshi]

[iloveyoutoodeath]

does anyone wanna have a bit of a girls’ night with me im gonna microwave some batteries

[lindsaychrist]

omg they finally uploaded this in HD…

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

I was taking pics of this kitten sitting on her mom when her sister came to square up

[strangeparker]

[mothurs]

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

[conquerorwurm]

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

[combeferret]

#stop calling me out

[catasters]

[unbotheredmuse]

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

[spongecock]

[manny-jacinto]

HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY DAY | Derry Girls (2018– )

[fakebreast]

[ellenfromnowon]

[cs-inactive1-deactivated2020060]

not all heroes wear capes