[dumblr]

yeah texting is cool but what if we just cooked together at night & talked for 3 hours straight.

[b1rd1e]

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

[idont-caree]

would you listen to me moan? be honest :(

[devils-queen]

✞ 666 ✞

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

[calellon]

would anyone like to be my weighted blanket

[homeboygirl]

"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

[roninkairi]

You can only reblog this today.

[thatchaotictiefling]

I.D. A screenshot of the show Adventure Time showing Finn in front of the Candy Kingdom. The subtitles read "May 17, 2023. That's a Wednesday."

[curiouslyhigh]

[feinseld]

i missed this post

[the-night-wizard]

@bizzyfish

[squeakitties]

cast iron bong

[ishouldbuyasword]

and buddy? i'm about to start seasoning

[cryptotheism]

WIZARD COUNCIL NOTICE OF SPELL APPROVAL

Iron Bong

[everythingfox]

Best friends

[speedlimit15]

i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation

[emeraldcas]

don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

[memewhore]

[bloomingtrans]

sorry i saw your boyfriend out on the counter so i put him in the fridge for you. no yeah he’s fine i just didn’t want him going bad. yeah he’ll reheat fine in the microwave.

[lavenderfeminist]

thinking about her (deactivated tumblr mutual)…

[unichrome]

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago