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hilarioushumorfromouterspace

bunnie-blogging

hey wake up

bearie

hi my name is straightguy contractor and this is my wife blondehair interiordesign and this is our hgtv show, gentrification

themacword

I’m honestly waiting for a show where the wife is the contractor and the husband is the interior designer. I’d watch that! #FuckGenderRoles

wakkanaidream

no offense but how do you manage to miss the point of a post this badly

anthonycrowleymoved

this is either the best podcast in existence or the worst and it depends 100% on whether or not the writers are gay

anthonycrowleymoved

update: there’s apparently a third option where the author is straight but it’s still the best podcast in existence because the writer in question is the vice president

honey-pad

It just hits different...

micolashes-deactivated20200723

@phineasandferbfansonly

barbarianarchy-deactivated20200

whats the point of having a cat if it doesn’t commit crimes

sanderssideho

Posts like this imply that animals are capable if committing crimes but they do not have a conscience and this just demonizes cats. Demonizing cats has its roots in misogyny so you should really reconsider reblogging this post.

kittenchomp

lol

sanderssideho

Why is it funny to post a picture of my blog. Leave me alone. People want to hate on thomas fans because its trendy and you’re just another example. People like you make me sick.

kittenchomp

you are right i should have done my research first

sanderssideho

You literally arent even funny.

daily-shitpost-bakery

dinuguan

satan-is-a-heterophobe

mcqueen

itsthemink

mcqueen

illinoisiest

im begging of you please dont take my man

ginger-ale-official

If I were a doctor and someone came to me to have a Pickle Rick tattoo removed I wouldn’t charge them. It would be inhumane for me to make them go on like that

cockwarmercas

im sorry the doctor made you pay for the removal but you dont need to subtweet him

ginger-ale-official

All my followers do is own me on every post I make

starrypawz

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

sleepy-shark

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

paxamericana

halleywars

Best sticker

goneturkdad-deactivated20191130

Freakin’ awesome. We live in anaheim so our boys got to enjoy the all-access Disneyland Daily pass. Our youngest (Tanner) wanted to be an officer. Unfortunately he was too small for the restraints on splash mountain so when the coaster sped up it flung him out and he skidded about 200 feet on the asphalt. Here’s what we’re keeping him in right now:

Disney won’t let us bury on park grounds because of a potential copyright issue with the superman thing.

We miss him a lot, but there’s a cancellation fee on the Daily pass, so we’ve been making the most of it. His brother still enjoys the park and since we chose not to press charges, we’re entitled to one free mickey pancake a day

crabwalker

??? Reading that looked like you tried to copy abd paste 3 differint stories together to make us not realise you just copied and pasted??

First of all: splash mountain is a water log ride. There are no places where it just…speeds…up? Its a fucking water log ride???

BECAUSE its a water log ride it DOESNT HAVE RESTRAINTS….it DOES however have a minimum height requirment of 46 inches to ride the ride, so EVEN IF this kid was too small, they WOULD NOT let them ride.

There is no asphault anywhere near the track itself. The CLOSEST you could come is the big drop at rhe end but again, minimum height requirement of 46 inches tall to ride, the angle of the drop and the speed at which you go it is physically impossible to get ‘launched’.

I feel like this is obvious but theres so much obviously wrong about the second addition i suppose i need to state this.

SUPERMAN. ISNT. DISNEY. Superman is DC. The only theme parks that have licenced DC character based rides is six flags.

Six flags, another park that HAS MINIMUM HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS for rides.

That has restraints on rides in which are necesary. Which again, YOU CANNOT RIDE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE SAFETY GUILDLINES.

Go try to shitpost and ruin the reputation of a differint park, will you? At least make sure your story is even plausable before you open your mis-informed mouth.

goneturkdad-deactivated20191130

@crabwalker Are you seriously explaining to me how Splash Mountain works? Do you think I don’t remember how my son died? Oh, and it’s “physically impossible to get launched?” Guess what, asshole? My SON got launched. This is the last photo we have of him.

You’ve said some cruel things to me, but I’m going to be the bigger person. I’ll be praying, for your sake, that nobody in your family ever gets launched.