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@dasbetruger
Ooc ;; Over at @collectionofmisfits now. I'll actually set up the blog tomorrow since it's past 3am
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I’m going to have to do a bit of TLC to get this and @lvissera going again, but I am on a Resident Evil kick again (and might be in a better place mentally to keep on a couple/few blogs again since it looks like things are pretty quiet). Might also bring my boy @dasbetruger around again because I miss my sad man.
If you’ve got some thoughts brewing for plots that need Jake or Luis, or if you just want to catch up and scream about the RE4make in general, easiest way to contact me is through dis.cord @ [REDACTED]#6027 I’m not quite open for business just yet, since I need to do a bit of cleanup with mainly my guidelines and profiles. But talking about the characters will keep the hype alive and keep me logging on and working on it. Definitely going to switch to being iconless because I know making/searching for icons will just add to it.
Also feel free to suggest any active dis.cord servers for RE you think are chill because I’m most active there tbh
Brett Dalton in The Equalizer 2x14
𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓 𝐀 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.
lads if i ever have to type “pin against the wall” ever again in this lifetime, it’ll be too soon, but i really hope you enjoy these!! if you think of more that you would like to be added, let me know! please do NOT add more in the reblogs, it is VERY likely that i can and will be making a second part to this list! now go drink some water and i hope y’all enjoy the memes!
[ KISS ]: sender pins receiver against the wall and kisses them passionately.
[ ANGER ]: sender pins receiver against the wall out of anger.
[ CHALLENGE ]: in a motion designed to challenge the receiver’s authority, sender pins receiver against the wall.
[ TRAINING ]: during a sparring match, sender ends up pinning the receiver against the wall.
[ HEAT ]: while in the middle of a make-out session, sender pushes the receiver up against the wall, unwittingly heating things up even more.
[ SHIELD ]: in order to protect them from physical harm caused by a third party, the sender shoves the receiver against the wall and shields them with their body.
[ COVER ]: while hiding from persecutors, sender pushes the receiver against a wall and uses their body to hide the receiver’s face from view.
[ HIDE ]: while on the run, the sender hastily grabs the receiver and pins them against a wall that’s hidden from public view to avoid being seen.
[ STOP ]: in order to stop the receiver from walking away, the sender guides them back and pushes them against a wall.
[ FIGHT ]: while in a physical fight, sender shoves the receiver against the wall in an effort to gain the upper hand.
[ RESTRAIN ]: sender pushes the receiver back against the wall to stop them from physically fighting the sender.
[ STEADY ]: sender gently catches and guides the emotionally distressed receiver against a wall in order to physically steady them.
[ CLOSER ]: while pinning the receiver against the wall, sender glances down at their lips, suddenly aware of how close they are to one another…
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Going to clear out my drafts and mailbox and start some fresh stuff, but please poke at me if you would like to continue a thread we had in the past. If you still think of it fondly, it’s well worth continuing.
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So I’ve gotten hooked on Discord RP. If anyone knows of a New Vegas or Commonwealth focused server, hit me up. Otherwise I’ll still do the occasional thread here, but you’re more likely to catch me replying more frequently on Discord. Just more accessible to me.
PICK - UP LINES SENTENCE MEMES !
these are all sent in to me on whisper after i’ve received them , so be prepared ! some can be nsfw , so be warned. i’ve changed the pronouns / genders to make it so they’re possible to use with any gender. some are only for specific genders since i can’t change all of them.
❛ i’m sorry , i lost my house … wanna take me to yours ? ❜
❛ my couch pulls out but i don’t. ❜
❛ are you the sat ? because i’d do you for three hours with a break in the middle for snacks. ❜
❛ on a scale of one to america , how free are you tomorrow ? ❜
❛ your name must be gilette , cause you’re the best a man / woman can get. ❜
❛ i’d offer to take you to a movie , but the sign says no snacks allowed (; ❜
❛ why pick you up ? i would rather lay you down. ❜
❛ roses are red , violets are blue. how the hell do i marry you ? ❜
❛ my cock died. can i bury it in your ass ? ❜
❛ i’m a rugby player. would you like to play with my odd shaped balls ? ❜
❛ roses are red. violets are purple. i can’t rhyme for shit. potato. ❜
❛ my doctor says i’m lacking vitamin u. ❜
❛ except being sexy , what are you doing in your life ? ❜
❛ hey i lost my number , can i have yours ? ❜
❛ need a warm tongue between your thighs , baby girl ? ❜
❛ i’m having a sale in my bedroom. my clothes are 100% off. ❜
❛ did you sit in a pile of sugar ? because you got a sweet ass. ❜
❛ are you my phone charger ? because without you , i’d die. ❜
❛ i want to bend you over the bed , kneel down behind you and tickle your ass with my tongue. ❜
❛ let me clean your seat … ❜ * wipes face *
❛ if you were words on a page , you’d be the fine print. ❜
❛ there are trees that can grow more than one kind of fruit , and they’re called fruit salad trees. ❜
❛ you remind me of someone. you remind me of the girl of my dreams. ❜
❛ i’m a muggle on the streets , but a wizard in the sheets. ❜
❛ is your body from mcdonalds , because i’m loving it. ❜
❛ are you australian ? you seem to meet all my koalafications. ❜
❛ are you from tennessee , because you’re the only ten i see. ❜
❛ hey girl , wanna f_ck ? i’m just missing u. ❜
❛ kiss me if i’m wrong , but dinosaurs definitely exists … ❜
❛ fuck me if i’m wrong , but isn’t your name ( insert name here ) ❜
❛ are you busy today ? cause i’d like to be on your to do list. ❜
❛ hey i’m writing a phone book and i need your phone number to complete it. ❜
❛ i have food and i’ll share it with you. ❜
❛ are you from france ? cause ma’damn ! ❜
❛ are you a major minor 7th chord ? because i want to resolve you to major d. ❜
❛ they say disneyland is the happiest place on earth clearly they never stood next to you. ❜
❛ hello i’m bisexual. i’d like to BUY you a drink and then get sexual. ❜
𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.
i said i’d do them and here we are, a list of prompts set either before or during sex. as always, if you want to reverse the roles, add “+ REVERSE” to your chosen meme! so, [ STRADDLE ] + REVERSE would mean the receiver straddles the sender! okay, now, have a wonderful day!
[ UNZIP ] : sender unzips/unbuttons receiver’s dress/shirt - s l o w l y
[ STRADDLE ] : sender straddles receiver.
[ PULL ] : sender pulls receiver closer to them.
[ PUSH ] : sender pushes receiver against a wall during foreplay.
[ PIN ] : sender pins receiver in place during foreplay/sex.
[ TRAIL ] : sender presses a trail of kisses from receiver’s chin down to their waist.
[ HOIST ] : sender lifts receiver on top of a counter as they have sex.
[ BENEATH ] : sender moves a hand beneath an item of receiver’s clothing to touch their skin.
[ SCRATCH ] : sender trails their fingernails against receiver’s skin during sex.
[ TUG ] : sender tugs receiver’s hair while making out or having sex.
[ TILT ] : sender tilts receiver’s head to the side to kiss their neck.
[ NECK ] : sender wraps a hand around receiver’s neck during foreplay/sex.
[ LIFT ] : sender lifts receiver up, so receiver’s legs wrap around sender’s waist.
[ LAP ] : sender pulls receiver into their lap.
[ BEHIND ] : sender arrives behind receiver and begins to kiss them from behind.
[ DOWN ] : sender gives receiver oral sex.
[ HUSH ] : sender and receiver try to keep quiet during sex.
[ PUBLIC ] : sender and receiver have sex in a public place.
[ YANK ] : sender rips off an item of receiver’s clothing.
[ COVER ] : sender uses fabric to cover receiver’s eyes during foreplay/sex.
[ ICE ] : sender uses ice cubes against receiver’s bare skin.
[ MARK ] : via gentle biting or hickeys, sender leaves a mark on receiver.
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tired | gabriel & west
@dasbetruger sent…
“You’re so cute when you’re tired, you know.”
“You shut your whore mouth– I haven’t slept in three days…”
West complained from behind his hands, muffled and irritated. He had, technically, slept in those three days, but it was in stops and starts and he was dead determined to get Betty in conscious working order again. And built something a little more secure housing in covering Betty’s neck and spine, which were horrible weak points. But he couldn’t fault Betty for mimicking the human nervous system, if that was the easiest way Betty’s human brain knew how to operate.
“Well, then here’s an idea...” Gabriel put an arm around West’s shoulders before leaning in to place a gentle kiss against the man’s forehead. “Maybe you should get some rest. I know -- I ain’t one to talk. But I know runnin’ yourself ragged ain’t gonna help things.”
R G S
NSFW Headcanon Alphabet ;;
Sexual Situations sentence starters
Public / Semi-public
“If we had stayed home, we would be alone right now…”
“There are so may people here. Wanna sneak away and see if they notice?”
“You want to do that here?!”
“Can’t you wait until we get home?”
“I want you now… I can’t wait until we’re home.”
“You have no idea how badly I want your cock/pussy/ass right now.”
“I can feel your hand/foot under the table…”
“Do you have to look at me that way? You know we can’t do anything here…”
“Think you can keep a straight face if I finger you under the table?”
“Think anyone will notice I’m gone if I blow you under the table?”
“I hate parties. I just wanna disappear into the closet with you.”
“Behave until we get home and I’ll give you anything you want.”
Teasing
“Please. I can’t take anymore teasing!”
“I need you! Stop teasing me.”
“Okay, okay. I guess you’ve earned a little more…”
“Say please… I need to hear you beg.”
“Haven’t I been a good girl/boy? I think I deserve a reward.”
“Do you want me to untie you? Ask nicely.”
“If you want me to join you, you have to get yourself ready first.”
Short phrases
“Fuck me”
“Spank me.”
“Kiss me.”
“Taste me.”
“Touch me.”
“Please, daddy / mommy.”
“That tickles~”
“Harder!”
“Don’t stop!”
“Keep going!”
“Yes – Fuck! Right there!”
“I’m close~”
“Suck me off.”
“Open wide, baby girl/boy.”
“You feel so good.”
“You’re so hot.”
“Fuck, that’s good.”
“Fuck, that’s hot.”
A, D, G
NSFW Headcanon Alphabet ;;
Dirty A-Z headcanon game
Send a letter for more information on my muse’s likes and dislikes! Inspired by kinks discussed around the internet. The (explanations) are mere guidelines, feel free to elaborate as much as you’d like!
A - Alone time (how do they get off when they’re all by themselves? do they watch porn, is it all in their imagination, do they jerk off, do they use toys?)
B - Bondage (do they like it? do they not? do they prefer to be the one being tied or the one doing the tying?)
C - Crying (is it a turn on? a turn off? do they cry during sex? have they cried during sex? what was the reason?)
D - Dominance (do they prefer to dominate, or be dominated? do they have experience as a Dom? Do they have a Dom that they trust already? What kind of things do they enjoy as/with their Dominant partner?)
E - Extra info (any other fetishes? feet? leather? role playing? blood? fantasies that they might want to experience not on this list?)
F - Food play (do they like using food in the bedroom? are there any foods they prefer to use during sex or foreplay? any they’d like to try?)
G - Group sex (would they have a threeway? four? an orgy? do they put on a show for spectators? or do they like to keep it just between them and their partner?)
H - Humiliation (does degradation and insults get them hot? do they get off on humiliating someone else? what kind of humiliation is good for them?)
I - Impact play (here’s where talking about things like spanking, paddles, canes, floggers and the like.)
J - Jelly (what kind of lube are they using? is it flavored? have they tasted it? do they prefer to use something other than real lube during sex?)
K - Kissing (what parts of their body do they like having kissed? what parts of their partner do they enjoy kissing? do they like leaving marks / having marks left on them?)
L - Lighting (are the lights on? off? do they have some kind of mood lighting set up?)
M - Masochism (do they like pain? scratching? biting? being bossed around? spoken down to? choked?)
N - Not yet (orgasm delay? orgasm denial? do they tell their partner not to touch themselves for a certain amount of time or under certain circumstances? do they delay or deny other things like bathroom usage or food? do they need to beg first? do they like being denied / delayed?)
O - Outdoor sex (have they ever done it in public? would they? where?)
P - Photography (are cameras allowed in the bedroom? do they send nudes? do they ask for nudes? would they ever record themselves having sex / being caught up in a sexual act?)
Q - Quiet please (what’s the volume like in the bedroom? are they quiet? do they scream? do they like a loud partner? do they prefer if their partner is more soft spoken?)
R - Routine (do they have a routine when it comes to picking up one night stands? do they have scheduled sex with their partner? are things spontaneous or planned ahead of time?)
S - Sleepy sex (do they give oral to wake their partner up? do they like receiving oral to wake up? do they like fucking their partner awake? being fucked awake? how about being fucked to sleep at night? do they have lazy morning sex?)
T - Top or bottom (self explanatory…)
U - Underwear (what kind of underwear do they put on in the morning, if any at all… do they own any sexy underwear or lingerie?)
V - Voyeurism (do they like to watch, or are they more hands on? are they more of an exhibitionist?)
W - Water (pool sex? bath / shower sex? are they into watersports at all?)
X - X-dressing (do they crossdress as a part of teasing / foreplay? does crossdressing turn them on? turn their partner on? do they prefer to do it or watch their partner crossdress instead? do they use other costumes? cat ears, tails, etc?)
Y - Yes, Master (what kinds of names are used during sex? do they like being called master / mistress, daddy, etc…? what names do they call their partner?)
Z - Zones (what are their erogenous zones? what spots on their body should be touched, bitten, kissed, when someone wants to get them in the mood?)
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So when I thought I was going to get regular hours that was a gd lie. Getting my schedule the week of and being scheduled for 48 hrs on average. Really want to still be here but damn is it hard to have energy to write right now.
@lotuskissed sent ;; 25 & 29
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
“I tend to either go for a drink or just take a nap. Depends on how heavy the hot and heavy went.”
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
“I could lie and say it’s the eyes or somethin’, but we’d both know otherwise. My heart goes for that, but the rest of me appreciates a nice ass.”
Someone asked me what home was and all I could think of were the stars on the tip of your tongue, the flowers sprouting from your mouth, the roots entwined in the gaps between your fingers, the ocean echoing inside of your ribcage.
E.E. Cummings (via quotemadness)