HEy

apricot

[chismosavirus]

je yeet

tu yeetes

il/elle/on yeet

nous yeetons

vous yeetez

ils/elles yeetent

[nertburger]

[garbage-empress]

Americans be eating Beesed Churger

[deejay]

[pocblog]

[redsniper922]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/teacher-reserve-cop-accidentally-fires-gun-in-calif-high-school-police-say/  

read the full article here

[scrinch-biscuit]

You’ve heard of SuperWhoLock, now get ready for…

[carrotdiscs]

[adh-deku]

I made a thing

[browsedankmemes]

[bombaynights-deactivated2019111]

me: *adds lmao bye at the end of my will*

[swoondujour-deactivated20210709]

[qoa]

my man!

[supremesaudi]

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

[i-hold-the-snitch]

His name was jarred hes nineteen

[flowerfae]

wait… if you have social anxiety… and i have social anxiety…

then who’s going to order the food?

[alohdark]

The third friend who has the Mom Friend anxiety override.

[redsatinsheets]

men really be in their mid 20’s & 30’s projecting their unresolved issues on women lmao go to a fucking therapist bitch

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

we could shorten “big mood” to “bmood” but you all are not ready 

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

bood

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

oh fuck. it was i who was not ready

[barack-obottm-deactivated201504]

[dailytwitterposts]

[gaymeofthrones-blog]

me: mom im hungry

mom: eat a fruit

me:

[theweirdwideweb]