BELOW THE SURFACE
Amazing illustrations of what might be below the surface. At the Schusev State Museum of Architecture via iheartmyart:
...Probably going to steal one of these for a setpiece in a story.

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BELOW THE SURFACE
Amazing illustrations of what might be below the surface. At the Schusev State Museum of Architecture via iheartmyart:
...Probably going to steal one of these for a setpiece in a story.
there’s literally nothing more fun than being kind????? like? making someone feel loved and appreciated and seeing them smile and hearing them giggle?? sign me the fuck up
anyway Sherlock Holmes is public domain so catch me writing a story in which Holmes’ seemingly timeless nature is explained in canon as Holmes being a restless preternatural entity discovered (summoned?) by the original Dr. Watson, who acted as its companion/custodian as it careened around doing the only thing that could preoccupy its wildly inhuman mind, ie, getting all up in people’s business and freaking them out with how much shit it knows.
the Holmes entity can die, but always reappears within a generation and without fail seeking out the latest in the Watson line. the Watsons, grown savvy over time, now devote much of their time to a.) preparing the younger members of the family for Holmes’ inevitable return or b.) desperately trying to get the hell out of dodge and live a normal life before it can happen to them as well.
just uuuuh. like a very knowing story about the inevitability of the Holmes and Watson story, centered a creepily inhuman Holmes and the long-suffering family who have spent more than a century documenting it.
OP, please, please, please write this. I will buy and read the shit out of this.
A commission I got. ^^ Thanks once again to the artist!
Jeez, that was grueling. Okay, so @drzedzworth had their birthday recently, and by chance I stumbled upon their tunblr, where I saw there was a mini-contest to draw their OC. Well, I knew The Cold’s Barn had that contest down pat, but I took it as an opportunity to get myself to draw for once, so I decided to draw Dr. Zedwin with my own scientist pony, Wandering Eye (https://haydee.deviantart.com/art/MLP-EbonyManta-s-Commission-443947126). Zedwin’s currently explaining a combustion engine, though as Wandering Eye is an archaeologist, it’s taking a bit for him to follow along. ...I’m sorry, Zedzworth, but this is literally the first time I’ve drawn pony figures bigger than a couple images, or with this level of detail. I’m proud of what I’ve done here, and I’m proud of being able to push myself to finish it, but... this is not a quality drawing. XD In particular, the hind legs gave me a lot of trouble, and the white on black sections were a pain. I actually had to simplify Zedwin’s cutie mark because when all you have is a pencil and a shoddy eraser, I draw white lines in black by shading around them, and that just wasn’t doable for the lines in her cutie mark. Wandering Eye himself isn’t faring much better, especially around the chest, where too much drawing and erasing turned that area into an unerasable mess. The hoof expression was quite a challenge - I was trying to emulate https://derpibooru.org/1375354 but I don’t think I quite managed it... Still, as I said, this was a triumph of determination rather than ability. And at this point, at nearly 3:30 AM, I am freakin’ done with this pic for the night. I hope you... at least appreciate the effort? XP Anyway, Gute nacht! EDIT: That feeling when you notice a typo after two months... meant to say I’d never drawn ponies bigger than a couple inches.
🎁BIRTHDAY CONTEST!🎊
Long story short my gma sent me money, and i have $25 left, so here’s the sitch
All you have to do is draw one or both of my ocs! Winner will receive a choice of
Xbox $25
Ps4 $25
Steam $25
or PayPal! $25
Contest will end in March 12th
On Monday!
SFM COUNTS TOO!
*important* for gift cards you must be in the U.S., if not, I can still send you in PayPal ^3^
Separate contest!
Reblog And get a chance to win a free sketch in a raffle!
Good luck! Until zen!
Pizzah!
Don’t think I’ll actually be able to get an art piece in, but at least I’ll reblog.
EDIT: I was wrong, I drew something! 8D
Terry Pratchett started his career as a crypto-monarchist and ended up the most consistently humane writer of his generation. He never entirely lost his affection for benevolent dictatorship, and made a few classic colonial missteps along the way, but in the end you’d be hard pressed to find a more staunchly feminist, anti-racist, anti-classist, unsentimental and clear-sighted writer of Old White British Fantasy.
The thing I love about Terry’s writing is that he loved - loved - civil society. He loved the correct functioning of the social contract. He loved technology, loved innovation, but also loved nature and the ways of living that work with and through it. He loved Britain, but hated empire (see “Jingo”) - he was a ruralist who hated provincialism, a capitalist who hated wealth, an urbanist who reveled in stories of pollution, crime and decay. He was above all a man who loved systems, of nature, of thought, of tradition and of culture. He believed in the best of humanity and knew that we could be even better if we just thought a little more.
As a writer: how skillful, how prolific, how consistent. The yearly event of a new Discworld book has been a part of my life for more than two decades, and in that barrage of material there have been so few disappointments, so many surprises… to come out with a book as fresh and inspired as “Monstrous Regiment” as the 31st novel in your big fantasy series? Ludicrous. He was just full of treasure. What a thing to have had, what a thing to have lost.
In the end, he set a higher standard, as a writer and as a person. He got better as he learned, and he kept learning, and there was no “too late” or “too hard” or “I can’t be bothered to do the research.” He just did the work. I think in his memory the best thing we can do is to roll up our sleeves and do the same.
This post seems to be making the rounds again so here it is on the word blog
GNU Terry Pratchett
Even though I’ve never read Terry Pratchett, I’ve never heard an unkind word about the man...
Rest under the cut :}
Anahardt Week - Day 1: Wedding bells
Loosely based on Will and Elizabeth’s wedding from PotC If you see any inconsistencies… Just please blame it on Rein telling the story, ok
I don’t play Overwatch, so sadly the character details are lost on me - but I couldn’t help but love this little scene.
Miss me with those cliché hell video game stages with demons, zombies and shit. Gimme a video game where I gotta escape Hieronymus Bosh’s depictions of hell
I’ve actually thought about what a horror game would be like if it had areas and scenes based on Bosch’s art. Guy had one hell of an imagination...
the worlds most under appreciated meme is John Kenn pictures with captions
This appeals to my sense of humour far more than any written words can communicate
I would totally read a comic/story about a guy who can see invisible, sanity-destroying monsters... and they’re all total bros.
I love linguistics, but still...
So, despite my username being in German, I don’t actually speak German. Ironic. However, I enjoy the language (it’s so fun to speak!), and I’ve tried to take college courses for it in the past. And, knowing my luck (thanks, Evomanaphy!) I’ve gotten myself interested in reading a fic... which is in German. I asked the writer if he planned to make an English translation, and he said no as he didn’t feel his English was good enough. So... I offered to translate it for him, and he very much said “yes.” XD Fortunately, my German is better than I give it credit for, at least when translating from German to English, which is much easier for me than the other way around. Still, I’m going to need to recruit some help - translating 45-and-counting chapters is no small task! Still, I have a feeling it’ll be worth it.
“You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become” - Hogfather, Terry Pratchett
The power of human imagination and willpower... that alone can make justice and mercy as real as it needs to be.
Irish people; The faeries aren’t real
Irish people; No fucking way will I go in that faerie ring
#look#you don’t go in a fairy ring and you don’t fuck with a stone in the middle of a field#these are just facts#nobody does it#fairies will fuck you up#Ireland#folklore#fairies (Via @false-dawn)
Look, I don’t believe in God, but I will not disrespect the Good Gentlemen of the Hills. That’s just common sense.
Between this and the Icelanders with their elves I do not understand what is going on above the 50th parallel.
My general rule of thumb: you don’t have to believe in everything, but don’t fuck with it, just in case.
^^^ that part
This is truer than true. Especially the Irish part.
Let me tell you what I know about this after living here for nearly thirty years.
This is a modern European country, the home of hot net startups, of Internet giants and (in some places, some very few places) the fastest broadband on Earth. People here live in this century, HARD.
Yet they get nervous about walking up that one hill close to their home after dark, because, you know… stuff happens there.
I know this because Peter and I live next to One Of Those Hills. There are people in our locality who wouldn’t go up our tiny country road on a dark night for love or money. What they make of us being so close to it for so long without harm coming to us, I have no idea. For all I know, it’s ascribed to us being writers (i.e. sort of bards) or mad folk (also in some kind of positive relationship with the Dangerous Side: don’t forget that the root word of “silly”, which used to be English for “crazy”, is the Old English _saelig_, “holy”…) or otherwise somehow weirdly exempt.
And you know what? I’m never going to ask. Because one does not discuss such things. Lest people from outside get the wrong idea about us, about normal modern Irish people living in normal modern Ireland.
You hear about this in whispers, though, in the pub, late at night, when all the tourists have gone to bed or gone away and no one but the locals are around. That hill. That curve in the road. That cold feeling you get in that one place. There is a deep understanding that there is something here older than us, that doesn’t care about us particularly, that (when we obtrude on it) is as willing to kick us in the slats as to let us pass by unmolested.
So you greet the magpies, singly or otherwise. You let stones in the middle of fields be. You apologize to the hawthorn bush when you’re pruning it. If you see something peculiar that cannot be otherwise explained, you are polite to it and pass onward about your business without further comment. And you don’t go on about it afterwards. Because it’s… unwise. Not that you personally know any examples of people who’ve screwed it up, of course. But you don’t meddle, and you learn when to look the other way, not to see, not to hear. Some things have just been here (for various values of “here” and various values of “been”) a lot longer than you have, and will be here still after you’re gone. That’s the way of it. When you hear the story about the idiots who for a prank chainsawed the centuries-old fairy tree a couple of counties over, you say – if asked by a neighbor – exactly what they’re probably thinking: “Poor fuckers. They’re doomed.” And if asked by anybody else you shake your head and say something anodyne about Kids These Days. (While thinking DOOMED all over again, because there are some particularly self-destructive ways to increase entropy.)
Meanwhile, in Iceland: the county council that carelessly knocked a known elf rock off a hillside when repairing a road has had to go dig the rock up from where it got buried during construction, because that road has had the most impossible damn stuff happen to it since that you ever heard of. Doubtless some nice person (maybe they’ll send out for the Priest of Thor or some such) will come along and do a little propitiatory sacrifice of some kind to the alfar, belatedly begging their pardon for the inconvenience.
They’re building the alfar a new temple, too.
Atlantic islands. Faerie: we haz it.
The Southwest is like this in some ways. You don’t go traveling along the highways at night with an empty car seat. Because an empty car seat is an invitation. You stick your luggage, your laptop bag, whatever you got in that seat. Else something best left undiscussed and unnamed (because to discuss it by name is to go ‘AY WE’RE TALKING BOUT YA WE’RE HERE AND ALSO IGNORANT OF WHAT YOU’RE CAPABLE OF’ at the top of your damn lungs at them) will jump in to the car, after which you’re gonna have a bad time.
If you’re out in the woods, you keep constant, consistent count of your party and make sure you know everyone well enough that you can ID them by face alone, lest something imitating a person get at you. They like to insert themselves in the party and just observe before they strike. It’s a game to them. In general you don’t fuck with the weird, you ignore the lights in the sky (no, this isn’t a god damn night vale reference, yes I’m serious) and the woods, you lock up at night and you don’t answer the door for love or money. Whatever or whoever’s knocking ain’t your buddy.
^ So much good advice in this post right here
I live in the south and… you just… don’t go into the woods or fields at night.
Don’t go near big trees in the night
If you live on a farm, don’t look outside the windows at night
I have broken all these rules.
I’ve seen some shit.
If it sounds like your mom, but you didn’t realize your mom is home…. it’s not your mom. Promise.
One walked onto the porch once. Wasn’t fun. But they’re not super keen on guns. Typically bolt when they see one.
You think it’s the neighbor kids.
It’s not the neighbor kids.
Might sound like coyotes but you never really /see/ the coyotes but then wow that one cow was reaaaaaally fucked up this morning. The next night when you hear another one screaming you just turn the tv up a little more. Maybe fire a gun in the air but you don’t go after it. If it is coyotes then it’s probably a pack and you seriously don’t want to fuck with that and if it’s the other thing you seriously REALLY don’t want to fuck with that.
So in the south, especially near the mountains, you just go straight from your car to inside your house, draw your curtains and watch tv.
If you see lights in the fields just fucking leave it alone.
Eyes forward. Don’t be fucking stupid. Mind your own business. Call your neighbors and tell them to bring the cats in. There’s coyotes out. Some of them know. Most of them don’t.
Other than that everything’s a ghost and they died in the civil war. Literally all of everything else is just the civil war. We used to smell old perfume and pipe tobacco in the weeks leading up to the battle anniversaries.
Shit’s wild and I sound fucking crazy but I swear to god it’s true.
Every time this post comes around, it’s my favorite to open up the notes and read the stories. Probably shouldn’t have since I’m sleeping alone tonight, but you know, it’s fine. 😂
Austrian girl here who has lived in Ireland for 5+ years. This shit is LEGIT. I’ve seen it with my own two Catholic eyes.
Sure, visit during the day. That’s alright as long as you’re respectful. But you couldn’t PAY ME ENOUGH to go there at night. These are also the last places where you wanna start littering.
I grew up in southwest Pennsylvania which is a weird mixture of American cultures and environments. I was in the heavily forested mountains (northern Appalachia) but had lots and lots of corn fields and cow pastures. Like the Smoky Mountains and fields of Kansas combined. And being so cut off from a lot of the world, we had our fair share of ghost stories.
We had ‘witches’ in the mountains (more like ghost-women who will snatch you up by making you wander in a daze around the forest like the Blair Witch before killing you or letting you back out into society but you’re… different). Or devils in springs or abandoned wells (don’t look too long into one or something will follow you).
But we also had the cornfield demons. I’ve witnessed this many times. You’ll be in the passenger seat looking out the window and see red glowing eyes in the cornfield. No light shining in that direction. Just two red dots a few inches apart faintly glowing in a pitch black cornfield. They’re not the glow of deer eyes in the headlights. More like the embers of a dying fire. Sometimes, as you drive away, you’ll look out the back window or side mirror and you can see the eyes have moved to the edge of the corn field, still watching you. If you bring it up with the driver, they’ll call you paranoid, but grip the wheel a bit tighter and driver a little faster.
I was walking to a friend’s house one night. It was about 20 minutes down a dirt road with forest on one side and a cornfield on the other. I’ve walked past it many times and wasn’t really concerned. My main worry was coming across a skunk or porcupine. I didn’t have a flashlight because the moonlight was bright enough and I knew the walk really well. Then I saw the eyes. I immediately averted mine (because for some reason that’s how to not annoy it) but they kept wandering back. They were still there, watching. I heard rustling and saw the eyes come closer and I took off running. I got to my friends without a scratch, but I was terrified. I mentioned it to my friend and that’s when I found out it was A Thing. Her parents agreed and shared their stories. I brought it up more and almost everyone knew what I was talking about. It was a phenomenon a lot of folks around town experienced but never mentioned. To this day, I don’t linger around poorly light cornfields at night.
Faeries and Wee Folk and Liminal Spaces, oh myyyy…
I just…yes. This. All of this. And then some.
You don’t have to understand it. You don’t have to believe in it.
But if you know what’s good for you, DON’T FUCK WITH IT.
I’m probably the kind of person who’d LOOK for all this weird stuff, but never find it.
Hermione Granger: *comes from muggle world and discovers magic*
Hermione Granger: *witnesses humans transfigure into animals*
Hermione Granger: *time-travels multiple times per day*
Professor Trelawney: “I can prophesize the future.”
Hermione Granger: “Bullshit. That can’t be possible. Fuck you.”
#you gotta draw the line somewhere #you gotta draw the fucking line in the sand dude #you gotta make a statement #you gotta look inside yourself and say #what am i willing to put up with today #not fucking this
anyways hermione is a cutthroat bitch and her demonizing divination is due to the fact that she literally #cannot with emotional forms of magic. quidditch? which requires an emotional partnership of trust with the broom? nope. divination? which requires an emotional openness and willingness to forego logical conclusion at the whims of fate? are u fuckin kidding me. patronuses? which require not just technical skill but also a deep connection with your own emotional core? uhhhhh we’ll just let harry handle that one.
movie!hermione, w/ her advanced emotional intelligence and absolute willingness to meet each and every emotional need the boys have, should have of course been good at emotional magics like divination. shes fucking superwoman. but book!hermione? who destroyed a girls face without mercy because she ratted out the DA? who erased her parents memories so she could fight in a war? who solved dumbledores’ mysteries using ancient runes, an art that is practically the math of magic? book!hermione will destroy you and she will do it armed with the cold hard facts and the cold hard facts alone. book!hermione doesn’t give a shit. instead of getting a regular pet, book!hermione was drawn to a magical cat who is self-serving and intellectual and helped her gather clues rather than serving as an emotional companion. i mean fck.
full offense but hermione is so hardcore and logic-driven and she literally could give a SHIT about ur feelings
@lisapanda
I think it's more that Hermione just resents any form of magic she herself cannot master, and naturally divination comes up as her least favorite subject because you either have the knack for it or you don't, and it apparently works differently depending on who's actually doing it. Since she approaches the rest of her subjects in a logical and thorough fashion, it makes sense that she'd reject divination since it works so differently than every other form of magic.
Opinion
Tumblr is filled with eager-to-slay-their-allies Social Justice Warriors who believe the world should cater and not offend them. As a trans polyamorous potato, I adore the fans I’ve met through here that have shared their varied identities and alternative lifestyles. In earnest, I feel a kinship with other folks out there who share my struggles and who wake up just trying to make it through another day. But I think it’s fucked up the way Tumblrites treat each other. And being sensitive, kind, and caring does not go hand-in-hand with witch hunts (no matter their intent) or catering to a fuckton of trigger words or having cis white males “check their privilege.” The world nor people is “black and white.” Intention is everything. You’re going to stumble along the way. You’re going to piss people off. You just have to have the decency to own up to your actions. But 9 times out of 10, even just acknowledging it to yourself makes you more considerate than most of the world.
Outside this festering box of warped and twisted ideals called Tumblr is the real world. In the real world you will not be catered to. You will not have your hand held. Your feelings will not matter. If you’re trying to create a safe space online where you don’t have to feel so threatened or marginalized, you can only do so much before you’re asking people to sever parts of themselves. It’s not about fighting about rights. It’s not about equality. It’s not about feminism. It’s about understanding that while the world is a shitty place, you make it shittier by seeing the world as black and white. I hate seeing people rag on my bandmates. Because we’re in a band. Doing our job to make a living. And David and I feel a big part is keeping that connection with you all. Interacting. Being accessible. Sam stays away from all this stuff and has reaped the benefits of not ruffling feathers… because he doesn’t participate. The rest of us…well. Our interaction ruffles you sometimes. It’s a risk. It’s unavoidable. But remember. None of this petty little shit matters. Outside the internet, the world churns with so much of this bullshit that it is simply a cacophonous ocean of pettiness…and it all drowns out itself. We type these long rants or two sentence opinions like it’ll have any sort of effect on the world. And sometimes it does. And sometimes it doesn’t… But we do it because it’s nice to feel like you matter for a moment. Like you can express yourself freely and have an audience outside the chaos of the world. I think everyone should express themselves. Even if they’re expressing how much they hate me.
But I don’t have to hold back expressing how much I hate being hated on by stuck-up little social justice warriors with nothing better to do than pick on Z-list celebrities. Fuck y’all, Tumblr. Fuck y’all.
Except the cats are actually trying to be nice.