Arson's kinda overrated

He/they ~ 27 ~ Intersex & Aroace ~ Mostly fandom, memes and cute animals! 🌙

[dat-broken-vase]

Plot twist: the bad guy was actually the bad guy.

[victusinveritas]

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[elliespectacular]

Happy 24-6-01!

[damazcuz]

Insane to me that literally preschoolers learn things like "sometimes your experience is different from someone else's experience! Sometimes what you like isn't what your friend likes! Our differences make us all special and colorful and unique!"

And then 20-somethings with an internet connection will willfully unlearn this and post comments like "why is op saying 'everyone enjoy an orange today!'? I'm actually allergic to oranges and I dont like apples or bananas and I dont really want any fruit plus im not hungry right now and I dont have time or money to go buy groceries or transport to get there and the store is closed because its Christmas day plus there's a big hurricane so I dont really understand? Op this doesnt apply to me I dont get it? You need to apologize for trying to hurt me with this. I could have died. Why didn't you say something true about me instead?" and then they expect not to be told to shut the fuck up.

[saulwexler]

[ravioliet]

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

[luluartpop]

Stress Level: Cillian Murphy Characters

[circumgutter]

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

[6qubed]

the wailing phantom

[garfeybaby]

What's wrong woth your theremin?

[algebraic-dumbass]

i'd like to test something

what are you?

I am not a math person and I don't do rock climbing/bouldering

I am a math person and I don't do rock climbing/bouldering

I am not a math person and I do rock climbing/bouldering

I am a math person and I do rock climbing/bouldering

Voting ended onMay 31

("a math person" is a large term. If you enjoy math in any capacity, it doesn't matter if you are highschool student, a grad student, a hobbyist, a tenure-track professor if they still make those, or anything, as long as you enjoy math, you count!)

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was tidying up a room, and right in the middle of it I saw a massive grandfather clock. At some point I noticed it had the AO3 symbol on it, so obviously I decided to take a picture and post it on Tumblr.

Except I accidentally captioned it, “guys check this out, I’ve got the one and only AO3 grandfather cock.”

I realized immediately, but by the time I reblogged it with “CLOCK” in all caps, it was too late. It had already done numbers on this hellsite.

[lakeside-paradise]

#mygrandfathercock

[dreamweirder]

[thestrawberryfool]

It's easy to stay motivated to get outside and go places when Guillermo del Toro is walking behind you, pushing you forward with his psychic powers.

[thememedaddy]

[valtsv]

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

[valtsv]

[theweirdwideweb]

[catbreon-draws]

I’m p

Yes I’m

Yes hmmms ow

Eh

Tnhk

[catbreon-draws]

Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)

[ohfuck-abastard-deactivated2023]

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

[ashstfu]

i’m always so flattered when bees buzz around me. sorry miss, i’m not a flower, but it’s very sweet that you thought i was