The Buttflower.

31/she-her This is my main/inspiration/shitpost blog. (Personal posts are tagged under "Ramblings" feel free to blacklist if they bother you.)

[woke2]

Richard gadd pioneering a genre of gay tv previously unseen outside of my dead dove ao3 bookmarks just wasn't something i ever considered could happen

[dat-ether]

Sharing some thoughts (that's me on twitter btw) about Niall's brown eyes and how Ruben actually really likes them even when he seems to find them uncanny. (don't mind the pitiful stats I'm used to it!)

[wiltkingart]

wedding day affair

[wiltkingart]

i need you

[wiltkingart]

i just need to hear it

[wiltkingart]

speak now or forever hold your peace

[left-reminders]

[kragehund-est]

"the best revenge is living well" ok can i have the second best revenge then? preferably one where he gets hit by a meteor and goes bankrupt?

[ampervadasz]

First snow

[embraceyourdestiny]

[wavetapper]

[wvterways]

[nudierhythm-deactivated20230621]

I still think it's fucked up that people never post the full chillin on a weekend like usual skit

[punkitt-is-here]

chillin on the weekend like usual saturday

[its-simply-just-krys]

[myclericalromance]

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

[modernbaseball]

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

[hjbender]

The Four Discoursemen

[quitetheketch-moved]

[blagueofchaos]

Audio transcript : Hamster balls are like so dangerous for small animals. You know why? Because like, they can't extend their back properly, so their back is like thi-- (cuts off abruptly as the creature in the hamster ball is revealed to be a crab; pauses. The following is said with an affectionate tone like one uses when speaking of a cute animal:) Well, he can't break his spine 'cause he don't have a spine.