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Yeah we gay, keep scrolling

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[strange-aeons]

Mr. Strange, I feel as though you would like to know that one of my friends jumpscared me by leaving this wretched thing on my car windshield before I went to drive home in the dark

So now I keep it in the corner of my room and stare at it disapprovingly while telling myself "I don't know who will win but I swear to god if it's Croaker..."

Ugh!!! How hideous!!!

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[gaylien23]

My main 6 mlp redesigns!!

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[dat-thicc-bitch69]

my pretty hhhehee

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Fluttershy pixel art

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Luna art

I have 9 bucks in my entire account, hope this post does good so i can feed myself 💀

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Kissing YCH completed, SLOTS STILL OPEN!

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Marina Fuss

If ya wan a portrait like this ya can get one on my ko fi

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My wifi and me

If ya wan a portrait like this ya can get one on my ko fi

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

more people would exercise if this culture didn't make it absolute hell

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I teach martial arts. we play games with the little kids. they swordfight with noodles and throw foam balls at each other. in the summer, we take them out into the parking lot with water guns. in the winter, we have snowball fights.

the teenagers get swords and staffs and practice knives. we teach them moves from marvel movies that they ask about. they get squirt guns and snowball fights too. we let them goof off and climb the support beams and charge directly at each other in padded suits.

sometimes parents say they miss doing things like that. I tell them, "stay for an adult class. just try it out." we build obstacle courses and let them mess around with training rifles. they chat while sparring. we scream and cheer for them when they're in the middle of a circle. and then we send them out to the parking lot with squirt guns and snowballs.

it's exercise. it's healthy. it's an important life skill. and it's fun as fuck.

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Hue Burst - MLP PONYSONA

[dat-thicc-bitch69]

To me, this specific video is inexorably linked to my girlfriend. me and her both find it eerily calming. it feels like a long dead, distorted spirit reaching through time to touch the deepest parts of our souls. this calming aspect is why i even sing this specific song ton my girlfriend every time she needs a helping hand when falling asleep. whenever i miss her, i seem to mentally return to this song as a way to feel her presence with me. I imagine if she dies before i do, the somewhat lonely sounds of this song will feel almost melancholic in tone.

[dat-thicc-bitch69]

me and her have since grown apart, but this song remains linked to all the people i love. if we are close, and i get the chance, i will sing and hum you to sleep with it.

[dat-thicc-bitch69]

i dare you to strike fear into the hearts of mortal men

[thedreamthieves]

283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

[insomniac-arrest]

"maybe it's not your pussy" is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it's like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.

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Reblog the problem is capitalism and not your pussy

[dat-thicc-bitch69]

dnd sounds fun...

[ashenmind]

High-entropy alloys are as cool as they sound.

“What if we mixed all of the best metals together to see what happens,” but like actually

[ashenmind]

The closest you can get to summoning a demon with just metal.

[ashenmind]

The kind of thing you find in the notebook of a very dead alchemist.

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Found several pages later, written in shaky handwriting.