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[tootsieboy-deactivated20171122]

repeat after me: fuuuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaat

[dankmemeuniversity]

[knifefightscene]

THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ

[meanmediummode]

Orem police department said FUCK BLUE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!

[stumbleonhometomycats]

this is the greatest tweet of 2018

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Hey, I’ve never had a nightmare before and kinda wanna know what they’re like, can you help me out?

sure! see you soon

[mass-exodus]

this is so fucking powerful it burnt off all my eyebrows

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[klapollo]

guy fieri’s flagship show is all about him going to underappreciated family-owned restaurants, praising their work and bringing them nationwide positive attention and business. he openly supports lgbt people like his sister and frequently has gay chefs on his grocery games competition, including ones revolving around relationships and family. he donates all of the non-perishable food from grocery games to food banks and advocates for fighting hunger. he goes to parts of the country where natural disasters have hit and hosts big events where he cooks for and feeds the victims. he has a legitimately funny sense of humor on his shows and is generally said to be a really nice person. he loves his son and has done whole television specials about taking him along on trips having once-in-a-lifetime experiences together. he might look goofy but that man does things that nourish the SOUL and u cant put frosted spikes on THAT

[sluttyhozier]

abba: super trouper beams are gonna blind me but I won’t feel blue, like I always do, cause somewhere in the crowd there’s you

me, in bed at 3am crying and eating chips:

[shitmystudentswrite]

God’s ‘The Bible’

In God’s ‘The Bible’, the main character Jesus is a very important person.

[idiosyncraticwordsmith]

I do not normally reblog from shitmystudentswrite but I need as many people as possible to see this

[babyanimalgifs]

In case you weren’t aware, sting rays are basically puppies.

[torikaze]

oh hey I know these guys! they’re in a little tide pool at the Monterrey Bay Aquarium and they’re super sweet. If they see you standing next to the pool they’ll jump up out of the water and splash you until you pet them

[shoren18]

[nomoresuckers]

marina + iconic lines that invented the gays 🏳️‍🌈

[partyrehab-deactivated20111216-]

[bookstoner]

[wombshaker]

Friendly reminder: Someone holding you accountable is not the same as someone “attacking” you

[creamynut]

*inserts hard pill to swallow meme*

[garbage-empress]

good takes on tumblr are the best because everyone’s URL on this site is terrible.

thank you for the life lessons, booty scientist and creamy nut

[ammit420]

I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming

[ammit420]

“fiiiinally,  i can add a sentence to my resumé“

[pawneeparksnrec]

[jaspercaps]

[welcomeprincessovhell]

This post made me a homophobe