Title

[ntrider]

torn between "something being a dragon means it must be fought" and "dragoons are fucking awesome I need to ride that thing" anytime I see a dragon and the inability to choose just makes me extra vulnerable to fire breath attacks but my armor is always just resistant enough that I leave the encounter unharmed in my underwear

[yuriartillery]

for the dragon, it is merely an opportunity to see rose's panties

[ntrider]

this young knight told me dragons keep burning her armor down to her underwear so I asked how many suits of armor she has and she said she just goes to the blacksmith and gets a new one afterwards so I said it sounds like she's just feeding steel and nude images to dragons and then her squire started crying.

[energyprison]

being online literally does make you forget that if you leave your house most people are like hey man hows it goin

[ethers-esters]

What if a slime girl and a mechanical girl kissed and the slime girl got caught in the mechanical girl's gears? What if they became one? What if Slime Girl gave Mechanical Girl feeling and emotion? What if Mechanical Girl gave Slime Girl strength and form?

[a-calico-rabbit]

@voredetector ?

[maritime-meal]

Nah, this is just yuri

[i-suggest-vore]

Coward

[scenetorrents]

we should put a lot more oxygen in the air so all animals gets really big anf also make shit randomly explode + fires go extremely hot and bright and dangerous Lol. this is my beautiful dream

[oceantoyz]

Trick-or-treat! Take one and pass the bucket (reblog) to your mutuals!

Starburst

Milky Way

Peanut M&M's Fun Size

Skittles

Voting ended onNov 7, 2025

[sailor-crusader-deactivated2025]

Be careful out there yall...

[yuriartillery]

really does piss me off when people are willing to extend a tonne of grace to us army vets. i feel like its really easy to know better

[teabree-shark]

[m0thmancore]

[straycatj]

家主なんかムカつくです

あとで　ふんでやるです

Now I'm annoyed by my landlady ... well, I'll step and step on her later!

[mistress-specksynder-deactivate]

nearly identical

[straycatj]

これなに！ぐそくむし！？

What's this!? The isopod!?

[cleanrot]

the peaceful life of the isopod..

[straycatj]

みんなシゴト早いわね💢

イワカンないって家主わらってるですよ

シカエシカクテイですよ💢 ふんでやるです！

Why can you do it so fast!? My landlady is laughing so much as there's no incompatibility! I'll revenge her! Step and step heavily!

[spoekelse]

Value Pack

[swagophile]

my maid: Ahem. Your highness would like to inform you that she, ahem, 'enjoys your vibe', and would like to know if you would accept an offering in the form of drink.

me: [sitting at the bar counter and looking over every few seconds but pretending not to as i sip on a chocolate milk]

my maid: [approaching me] It did not go well.

me: what the fuck why.

my maid: She said your 'vibe' was off, my lady

me: FUCK

[grox]

[grox]

Nobody seems to appreciate the gentle urgency of it

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[sisconvention]

dialogue options for talking to the mid 30s transfem at the dyke bar

[tylostoma]

cold.. jealous of printer paper.. imagine getting slid through a machine and you come out all warm.. they don't even know how good they have it.

[yossyislandd]

[feministism]

[ibuprofen-eats-lemons]

tag yourself I’m #20