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I didn’t know this was a possibility. It appears I was a little too likey-likey today.

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Setting-up a secret cam? Not comforting.

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When you have literally exhausted all options within a 100 mile radius of Austin...

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The struggle is real ✊

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We’ve all seen them. Those cropped profile pics with the awkward head lean or just enough ex-girl hair on his shoulder to safely conclude that this was once a happy couple pic that received 63 likes on Facebook.

As luck would have it, I stumbled onto my ex’s Tinder profile one day and immediately recognized that awkward head lean. OH NO HE DIDN’T!!!! I was the CROPPED OUT GIRL!!! What an asshat. Well, the only way to fix that was to give myself my head back. I am no Anne Boleyn! Reheading NOT Beheading!

This should become a thing…like a Tinder puzzle where we return the heads of Cropped Out Girls. Run with it….

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Buh-Buh-Bye

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