I'm your designated hero for today...

Indie Reyna Freitag from The Blackwell Pages

[wallpaperprintery]

whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same

request @darkangel1888

[datteravfreya]

Mrs. Freitag: You're upset, I hear you ...

Reyna: No, Ma, hear this! I'm a rebel! I'm having a rebellion!

Mrs. Freitag: Oh, Reyna, honey, you don't need to act out like this to prove your specialness!

Reyna: Mom, I'm not acting out, I'm a witch! I can make pencils float! And I can summon the four elements! Okay, two, but four soon. And I'm dating a ginger!

Mrs. Freitag: Oh, Reyna.

Reyna: I worship Beelzebub. I do his biddings! Do you see any goats around? No! 'Cause I sacrificed them!

Mrs. Freitag: Reyna, please...

Reyna: All bow before Satan!

Mrs. Freitag: I'm not listening to this.

Reyna: Prince of Night, I summon you! Come fill me with your black, naughty evil!

[datteravfreya]

Laurie: Hey. Is Reyna around?

Ray: How can I convince you people that we're separate people? You assume because I am here, she is here. That I somehow mysteriously know where she is.

Laurie: [points] Those her books?

Ray: Yeah, she's in the bathroom.

[incorrect-blackwell]

Matt: You're telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didn't want you back?

Reyna: Yeah! [thinks a bit] Oh my god. Is this what it's like to be you?

[incorrect-blackwell]

Fen: Reyna, your only skill is illegal in 26 states.

Reyna: It's 27. Arkansas buckled.

[datteravfreya]

Reyna: Man, I would be great in a war! I really think I'd make a fantastic military leader. I mean, I know I'd make general before any of you guys.

Laurie: Before or after you were shot by your own troops?

[beginningwitchyshit]

I am so tired of people “not believing” in witchcraft but being ready to burn you at the stake when you say you practice.

If you don’t believe it exists, why would you fear my supposed “play”

[incorrect-blackwell]

Reyna: Hi Doctor, how are you?

Matt: Oh, you're nice to her.

Reyna: She has the drugs!

[incorrect-blackwell]

Reyna: so what time does the judgmental express arrive?

Laurie: Fen gets here at noon.

[softlenaluthor]

[datteravfreya]

Reyna: So, my reading was wrong - I'm not gonna die!

Laurie: How do you know?

Reyna: Because my psychic's dead! She must have read it wrong.

Laurie: Oh, Rey, I'm sorry.

Reyna: Hey, better her than me. Ooh! Let's bake cookies!

[incorrect-blackwell]

Reyna: He seems strangely impervious to my threats. That annoys me.

[prince-of-moths]

Otp texts #2

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

Why…don’t fathers know how to apologize. Why can they never apologize and admit they were wrong why are all fathers like this

[evil-britney]

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

you mean, skin?

[degenerate-perturbation]

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

[therealleilylei]

I swear. Y’all all wanna be complaining but never do nothin’. 😩👌🏻👎🏻 Cut your whining before I teach you something’s. 😂 #witchy #jokes #justkidding #witchesofinstagram #pagansofinstagram #witch #pagan #humor (at Panzer Kaserne)

[pjozz]

Drew Tanaka