Ever Perpetually Torn In Two

England UK, 30, she/her, 🏳️‍🌈

[kosmogrl]

[beardedmrbean]

[nikasholistic]

Perceive yourself as a successful person. Perceive yourself as a lovable person. Perceive yourself as the person who’s worthy of all the best in life.

[only-cat-memes]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[thememedaddy]

[24x81]

im not the same person i was when I pulled that meat out of the freezer this morning. I've changed. i don't have that in me anymore. ive moved on

[ivanhoe-dont-do-it]

everyday I am haunted by whispers of the chronologically impossible Chappell roan episode of glee

[ivanhoe-dont-do-it]

things I know for certain (visions which plague both me and my wife):

- puck sings casual about [girl] (Rachel/Quinn/Lauren/etc) bc she rebuffed him due to his delinquency, with “knee deep in the passenger seat and [we’re makin’ out] is it causal now” swapped in

- cheerios do hot to go perfectly + sue calls them garbage babies

- Kurt does pink pony club in a way that is both gay and homophobic, possibly to cheer up sad Rachel

-Rachel is singing good luck babe to Finn in a way that makes outright mockery of the lesbian overtones with zero self awareness

- the girls do femininomenon and the “can you play a song with a [freakin] beat?” Would be split between Mercedes and Santana due to Ryan Murphy’s incurable racism

- will schuester does something he should be fired for

things I am unsure of:

- whether Santana does super graphic ultra modern girl for the “never waste a Friday night on a first date” or naked in manhattan for “and we both have a crush on Regina George” but she does not get to do “good luck babe” even though it is thematically appropriate for her arc bc Rachel is singing that to Finn, though she might get a backup vocal in the choir room

- what Mike chang’s up to

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[jofiah]

a flat chest is a landing strip for another girl's much bigger boobs

[cowboysuggest]

find a new niche of youtube videos and maybe youll feel better

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[274th]

and this is why we don't have online sharing LMFAAAOOOOOO

[dreazil]

A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

[queer-as-city-folk]

send this to all the fags in your life

[queer-as-city-folk]

and send this to all the dykes in your life