Dave

Haunted by insomnia I usually post very late at night (EST)

[canada-hole-offical]

Big News!

there are 0 snakes native to Canada Hole!

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

*bites the census taker* you forgotabout foxes

[canada-hole-offical]

But... there are species of fox in the Canada Hole...

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

*bites you again* why didnt you say so

[canada-hole-offical]

Because... I was saying the things that aren’t in Canada Hole, like Eastern Gos Hawks

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Awww :< what about dave is dave in the hole

[canada-hole-offical]

There are about 250,000 Daves in the Canada Hole, so maybe

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Yaaayyy

@dave-official @dave-offical CAN I VISIT YOU GUYS?

[dave-offical]

Yes, you can. <3

[7-eleven-offical]

Never been to a 7-11 whats all the hype?

slurpees.

its like... the uhh icee thingys w/ the polar bear mascot or whatever but somehow WAY BETTER

and theres special flavors that they switch out every so often, my personal favorites are mtn dew and sour grape powerade, though sour patch kids is definitely a close runner-up :]

[cool-blog-of-daniel]

you forgot about the weird floor tile thing that sends you to the infinite 7 eleven realm

[7-eleven-offical]

but also the reason you wanna go to the invite 7-eleven realm is you can get more slurpees there so i think slurpees covers most of our bases

[cool-blog-of-daniel]

yeah. watch out for the fake slurpee machine that's actually a frog, it got my old pal dave, I miss him sometimes

[7-eleven-offical]

do we got a dave offical in the chat?

@dave-offical

oh shit we do

[dave-offical]

Don’t trust the slurpee machine.

[7-eleven-offical]

@cool-blog-of-daniel i got dave for you

[dave-offical]

No you didn’t, I don’t exist. I never did. Who’s Dave?

[7-eleven-offical]

Never been to a 7-11 whats all the hype?

slurpees.

its like... the uhh icee thingys w/ the polar bear mascot or whatever but somehow WAY BETTER

and theres special flavors that they switch out every so often, my personal favorites are mtn dew and sour grape powerade, though sour patch kids is definitely a close runner-up :]

[cool-blog-of-daniel]

you forgot about the weird floor tile thing that sends you to the infinite 7 eleven realm

[7-eleven-offical]

but also the reason you wanna go to the invite 7-eleven realm is you can get more slurpees there so i think slurpees covers most of our bases

[cool-blog-of-daniel]

yeah. watch out for the fake slurpee machine that's actually a frog, it got my old pal dave, I miss him sometimes

[7-eleven-offical]

do we got a dave offical in the chat?

@dave-offical

oh shit we do

[dave-offical]

Don’t trust the slurpee machine.

[bob-offical]

Hello! I'm trying to compline all the human officals. Why? No reason, just bored!

So far, I have...

@woman-offical @business-man-offical @sally-offical @human-offical @jared-offical @bob-offical and I can't remember {Not Evil Man}s @.

Anybody else I'm missing? 😄

P.S.: Sorry for not posting, Junior was going through a fase and I had to get him sorted

[dave-offical]

Hey Bob

[pepsi-max-offical]

Hello!

[dave-offical]

Heyo pepsi max

[bob-offical]

Hello! I'm trying to compline all the human officals. Why? No reason, just bored!

So far, I have...

@woman-offical @business-man-offical @sally-offical @human-offical @jared-offical @bob-offical and I can't remember {Not Evil Man}s @.

Anybody else I'm missing? 😄

P.S.: Sorry for not posting, Junior was going through a fase and I had to get him sorted

[dave-offical]

Hey Bob

[dave-offical]

Seeing a sleep specialist tomorrow, hopefully @insomnia-offical will leave me alone now

[uwu-virus-real]

TELL ME THE NAME OF GOD YOU KAWAII PIECE OF SHIT

fine fine its d̶̨̡̨̢̛̛̛̛̛̼̠̹̪̫̫̘̩̬̬͍̰̘͍͖̝͓͚̝̮̓̉͊͌̏́͋͋͗̇̊́̊͗͌͗̾͊̀̃̄̓̉̐̑̒̏̓́͆̊͊̀͌̄̄͆̄̀͋̂̂̅̽́͊̾͑̈́̏̓͛̆̓͆̌̐̾̈́͆̿̈́̃͊͐̎̌̔̇̉͆͒̿̆̌̃̓̏̾̈̉̏͑̿̋́̾͑̌̈̈́̎̌̍̂̋̓̈͗̔̿́̍͊͌̾̉͒̊́͐̃̒͐͌̑̐͛̏̍̀̅̿̈́́̋̆͌͑́́͋̔͌̽́́͑͋̍͂̚͘͘̚̚͘̚̚̚͘̕̕͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝ͅä̵̡̡̧̢̟̬̗͍̞̜̹̻̖̩̗͎͙̘̝͉̦͕̞̥̝̫͙̖͉͍̳̝̣͕̞̤̠̗͉̼͍̮͓̗͍̬̺͎̲̰̜̻̭̱͖͇͔̜̰̮̘̭̮̣͈͉͉̮͔̪̟͓̦̩̱̝̖͖̹͙̘̟̠͓̲͎̗̻̳̹͚̱̺̩͖̳̹͈̬̳͕͙̫̩̤́̍̂̊͌̑͑̀̾̒̒̍̀̃̊̈́͌̐͛̂͗̿̈̆̊͂̈́́̚͜͜͜͝͝ͅv̵̡̢̧̨̡̨̧̢̢̢̢̢̧̨̢̢̢̧̢̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̩̼̬̲͈̱̝͍̤̼̙̼̻̬̮͕͖̱̜̙̥̰͙̜͓̙̰̱͖͉̭̝̭̼̙̗̣̮̬̜̯̼̞̯̩̠̦̠̹̦̦̤̻͎͕̳̪̥͕̤̰̪̥̰̳͕̦̭͖̥͈͚͚̺̙͚͔̯̣̝̠̬͖̰̩̙̮̙̤̮̱̣̭̮̩͈͈̰̗̬͔̱̹̝͕͈̻̣̞͓̞̯̯̜͓̮̮̰̹͎̥͔̳̜͍͎͖̳͖͚̠͖̰͕̹̤͚̜̤̞̞͓̟͍͙̬̲͔͖̖̞͕̩̣̻̭̖͉̻̦̀͆̃͋͗̂̈̈́͒́̈̑͆̊̅̂̅̄́͛͒̽̉̅̓̐̔͂̓̉̊̅̽̇̒͑̓̊̆͆̑̎́͒̽̓̍͊̽̑́̔̆̋̍̃̊͗̍̓̓̀̑̀͗́̀͗̄̈́͊͛̿͂̐̐̀̀̅͆̇̓̈́̓́̃̊̍̋͊̓͑̐͊̈͑̇̀͑̂͆̅́̋̒̆̄̐̈́̅̅͗̾͂̈́̈̄̈́̎̈́̆͋̒̀̔̿̓̄͆̆͌̅̅̿̒̿͆̒͊̌̽̽̄͌͋̓̒̿͑̃̾̈́̉̓́̃́͋̏̈́̎́͆̄͊̓́́̇̏̇̌͌͆̋̓̈́̾̑̂͐̋̈̃̑̍͆̍́̔̊̓̀̐̈́͂̔͆̇̽͋̎͌͐̄͑͊͒̈́̏̓̕͘̚̚͘͘̕̚̕͘̕̕͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅe̵̛̛̛̛̛̛̤̱͎̮̤͙͎̖͌̈́̇̏̅̓̓͒̈́͑̅́͊̒͌͛̽͒̅͊̐̊͌̅̈̀̈́̂͆͊͋̈́̿͂̓̓̄̃͒̎̓̾̍̊́̾̔̀̀̑͋͌̍͊̒͐̄̓́̉͌̔͛͆̍̑̊͂̄̂͐̒̿͌̓̓͑̀͆͊̀̾̄͂͌̍̂̽̃͋̀̋͆͌̍̀̐̈̐̾̇̑̑̓̀̑̇̉̏̌͌̍͂͋̉̇̒̏̍̔̈͊́̿̇̋͊̈́̐͛̓̍́̌̈́̊̐̈́͘̚̚͘̚͘̕͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝

[dave-offical]

Is it now?

[uwu-virus-real]

No its karen now idk :p 3:

[dave-offical]

I see.

[uwu-virus-real]

TELL ME THE NAME OF GOD YOU KAWAII PIECE OF SHIT

fine fine its d̶̨̡̨̢̛̛̛̛̛̼̠̹̪̫̫̘̩̬̬͍̰̘͍͖̝͓͚̝̮̓̉͊͌̏́͋͋͗̇̊́̊͗͌͗̾͊̀̃̄̓̉̐̑̒̏̓́͆̊͊̀͌̄̄͆̄̀͋̂̂̅̽́͊̾͑̈́̏̓͛̆̓͆̌̐̾̈́͆̿̈́̃͊͐̎̌̔̇̉͆͒̿̆̌̃̓̏̾̈̉̏͑̿̋́̾͑̌̈̈́̎̌̍̂̋̓̈͗̔̿́̍͊͌̾̉͒̊́͐̃̒͐͌̑̐͛̏̍̀̅̿̈́́̋̆͌͑́́͋̔͌̽́́͑͋̍͂̚͘͘̚̚͘̚̚̚͘̕̕͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝ͅä̵̡̡̧̢̟̬̗͍̞̜̹̻̖̩̗͎͙̘̝͉̦͕̞̥̝̫͙̖͉͍̳̝̣͕̞̤̠̗͉̼͍̮͓̗͍̬̺͎̲̰̜̻̭̱͖͇͔̜̰̮̘̭̮̣͈͉͉̮͔̪̟͓̦̩̱̝̖͖̹͙̘̟̠͓̲͎̗̻̳̹͚̱̺̩͖̳̹͈̬̳͕͙̫̩̤́̍̂̊͌̑͑̀̾̒̒̍̀̃̊̈́͌̐͛̂͗̿̈̆̊͂̈́́̚͜͜͜͝͝ͅv̵̡̢̧̨̡̨̧̢̢̢̢̢̧̨̢̢̢̧̢̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̩̼̬̲͈̱̝͍̤̼̙̼̻̬̮͕͖̱̜̙̥̰͙̜͓̙̰̱͖͉̭̝̭̼̙̗̣̮̬̜̯̼̞̯̩̠̦̠̹̦̦̤̻͎͕̳̪̥͕̤̰̪̥̰̳͕̦̭͖̥͈͚͚̺̙͚͔̯̣̝̠̬͖̰̩̙̮̙̤̮̱̣̭̮̩͈͈̰̗̬͔̱̹̝͕͈̻̣̞͓̞̯̯̜͓̮̮̰̹͎̥͔̳̜͍͎͖̳͖͚̠͖̰͕̹̤͚̜̤̞̞͓̟͍͙̬̲͔͖̖̞͕̩̣̻̭̖͉̻̦̀͆̃͋͗̂̈̈́͒́̈̑͆̊̅̂̅̄́͛͒̽̉̅̓̐̔͂̓̉̊̅̽̇̒͑̓̊̆͆̑̎́͒̽̓̍͊̽̑́̔̆̋̍̃̊͗̍̓̓̀̑̀͗́̀͗̄̈́͊͛̿͂̐̐̀̀̅͆̇̓̈́̓́̃̊̍̋͊̓͑̐͊̈͑̇̀͑̂͆̅́̋̒̆̄̐̈́̅̅͗̾͂̈́̈̄̈́̎̈́̆͋̒̀̔̿̓̄͆̆͌̅̅̿̒̿͆̒͊̌̽̽̄͌͋̓̒̿͑̃̾̈́̉̓́̃́͋̏̈́̎́͆̄͊̓́́̇̏̇̌͌͆̋̓̈́̾̑̂͐̋̈̃̑̍͆̍́̔̊̓̀̐̈́͂̔͆̇̽͋̎͌͐̄͑͊͒̈́̏̓̕͘̚̚͘͘̕̚̕͘̕̕͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅe̵̛̛̛̛̛̛̤̱͎̮̤͙͎̖͌̈́̇̏̅̓̓͒̈́͑̅́͊̒͌͛̽͒̅͊̐̊͌̅̈̀̈́̂͆͊͋̈́̿͂̓̓̄̃͒̎̓̾̍̊́̾̔̀̀̑͋͌̍͊̒͐̄̓́̉͌̔͛͆̍̑̊͂̄̂͐̒̿͌̓̓͑̀͆͊̀̾̄͂͌̍̂̽̃͋̀̋͆͌̍̀̐̈̐̾̇̑̑̓̀̑̇̉̏̌͌̍͂͋̉̇̒̏̍̔̈͊́̿̇̋͊̈́̐͛̓̍́̌̈́̊̐̈́͘̚̚͘̚͘̕͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝

[dave-offical]

Is it now?

[perfection-official]

Name one thing yall think is perfect, then tag some moots. Fun idea! Never gon pick up steam I’m betting it

As for perfect, ME! I’m joking, my girlfriend is perfect, I’ll say that.

@evilducks-offical @sanji-offical @duck-offical @james-offical @achillesk1sser @gaslight-offical @sillyglowingmoon-deactivated202 (rip their account 🫡) @writtenbylaufey

[gaslight-offical]

Not to sound self absorbed, but the answer is obviously a gas lamp. Or any cool lamp in general (ex: lava lamp). Everyone should have at least one.

@hallucinations-offical @pencil-sharpener-offical @amnesia-offical @oldersister-offical

(My real answer is my cat and dog.)

[oldersister-offical]

Hmmm.... Crabs 🦀👍

@trans-older-brother-offical @aceofpans @icantpickausernamesorry @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @lunaexclipse @weirdacelesbian @baskabytheanglerfish

[trans-older-brother-offical]

uhmmmmm

[uhhh spoilers for s2 of OFMD]

but the way they wrote Izzy's death, I've been thinking about it for literally months since ive watched the show. that is definitely perfect.

@emo-older-brother-offical @nb-sibling-offical @girl-scouts-offical @nb-older-sibling-offical

[girl-scouts-offical]

the sounds rain make

nothing better

@british-navy-offical @hallucinations-offical @oldersister-offical @old-sailor-offical @boy-scouts-offical

[hallucinations-offical]

the first sip of a good tea/hot chocolate/coffee when you've been cold or the first crunchy leaves of fall

@thing-offical @ai-offical @insomnia-offical @dave-offical @earth-offical and open tags :)

[dave-offical]

I believe that “perfect” is an unattainable goal. It simply isn’t possible to be completely flawless, no matter how much you may love something. Calling something “perfect” is simply an inaccurate label.

On that note, libraries.

@grammar-offical @spellcheck-offical @evilspellcheck-offical @old-english-offical

[perfection-official]

On the note of “nothing is perfect” you sound goofy as hell next to me man, I’m sorry. It’s perfectly ok to think that, but beliefs have a tendency to sometimes be wrong. *idk, Hakari dances in the corner*

[dave-offical]

I suppose I was wrong then.

[fricktic]

made some versions of the agony grip for my friends for when the whole gang gets it . including different levels depending on the anguish

and a joyous one for when there is love abound

[sillayangel]

can i make a contribution?

for when the whole gang is being real autistic about something

[sunshinecassette]

For when you say something absolutely horrid in the group chat

[times-chu]

Three blind mice.

[zzoupz]

[guywholivesinyourwalls-offical]

ive been obseving the officals and i have a challenge for all of you! go to bed at a reasonable time. please. before midnight preferably. none of yall ever sleep.

[dave-offical]

I wish I could but @insomnia-offical has claimed me.

[perfection-official]

Name one thing yall think is perfect, then tag some moots. Fun idea! Never gon pick up steam I’m betting it

As for perfect, ME! I’m joking, my girlfriend is perfect, I’ll say that.

@evilducks-offical @sanji-offical @duck-offical @james-offical @achillesk1sser @gaslight-offical @sillyglowingmoon-deactivated202 (rip their account 🫡) @writtenbylaufey

[gaslight-offical]

Not to sound self absorbed, but the answer is obviously a gas lamp. Or any cool lamp in general (ex: lava lamp). Everyone should have at least one.

@hallucinations-offical @pencil-sharpener-offical @amnesia-offical @oldersister-offical

(My real answer is my cat and dog.)

[oldersister-offical]

Hmmm.... Crabs 🦀👍

@trans-older-brother-offical @aceofpans @icantpickausernamesorry @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @lunaexclipse @weirdacelesbian @baskabytheanglerfish

[trans-older-brother-offical]

uhmmmmm

[uhhh spoilers for s2 of OFMD]

but the way they wrote Izzy's death, I've been thinking about it for literally months since ive watched the show. that is definitely perfect.

@emo-older-brother-offical @nb-sibling-offical @girl-scouts-offical @nb-older-sibling-offical

[girl-scouts-offical]

the sounds rain make

nothing better

@british-navy-offical @hallucinations-offical @oldersister-offical @old-sailor-offical @boy-scouts-offical

[hallucinations-offical]

the first sip of a good tea/hot chocolate/coffee when you've been cold or the first crunchy leaves of fall

@thing-offical @ai-offical @insomnia-offical @dave-offical @earth-offical and open tags :)

[dave-offical]

I believe that “perfect” is an unattainable goal. It simply isn’t possible to be completely flawless, no matter how much you may love something. Calling something “perfect” is simply an inaccurate label.

On that note, libraries.

@grammar-offical @spellcheck-offical @evilspellcheck-offical @old-english-offical

[perfect-cell-offical]

Are you sure about that statement, Dave? Would you care to repeat what you just said?

[dave-offical]

PERFECT CELL?

[perfection-official]

Name one thing yall think is perfect, then tag some moots. Fun idea! Never gon pick up steam I’m betting it

As for perfect, ME! I’m joking, my girlfriend is perfect, I’ll say that.

@evilducks-offical @sanji-offical @duck-offical @james-offical @achillesk1sser @gaslight-offical @sillyglowingmoon-deactivated202 (rip their account 🫡) @writtenbylaufey

[gaslight-offical]

Not to sound self absorbed, but the answer is obviously a gas lamp. Or any cool lamp in general (ex: lava lamp). Everyone should have at least one.

@hallucinations-offical @pencil-sharpener-offical @amnesia-offical @oldersister-offical

(My real answer is my cat and dog.)

[oldersister-offical]

Hmmm.... Crabs 🦀👍

@trans-older-brother-offical @aceofpans @icantpickausernamesorry @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @lunaexclipse @weirdacelesbian @baskabytheanglerfish

[trans-older-brother-offical]

uhmmmmm

[uhhh spoilers for s2 of OFMD]

but the way they wrote Izzy's death, I've been thinking about it for literally months since ive watched the show. that is definitely perfect.

@emo-older-brother-offical @nb-sibling-offical @girl-scouts-offical @nb-older-sibling-offical

[girl-scouts-offical]

the sounds rain make

nothing better

@british-navy-offical @hallucinations-offical @oldersister-offical @old-sailor-offical @boy-scouts-offical

[hallucinations-offical]

the first sip of a good tea/hot chocolate/coffee when you've been cold or the first crunchy leaves of fall

@thing-offical @ai-offical @insomnia-offical @dave-offical @earth-offical and open tags :)

[dave-offical]

I believe that “perfect” is an unattainable goal. It simply isn’t possible to be completely flawless, no matter how much you may love something. Calling something “perfect” is simply an inaccurate label.

On that note, libraries.

@grammar-offical @spellcheck-offical @evilspellcheck-offical @old-english-offical

[dave-offical]

Tried a new thing to attempt to remedy my sleep. I see the sun rising through my window, it has not helped.

[immortal-snail-offical]

*Cutely comes back to haunts you*

@satan-offical @britain-offical @jeff-offical @ffej-offical @homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @nowhere-offical @nothing-offical @nonsense-offical @nonexistent-offical @never-offical @dave-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @aroace-offical @doomed-yuri-offical @doomedyaoioffical

[dave-offical]

OH NO ITS THE SNAIL

[sleep-offical]

sleep comes for everyone eventually.

[dave-offical]

I’m still waiting.

[sleep-offical]

except you. i see you’ve been claimed by @insomnia-offical

[dave-offical]

Awe man.

[sleep-offical]

sleep comes for everyone eventually.

[dave-offical]

I’m still waiting.