Immortal snail

[immortal-snail-offical]

I (the real immortal snail trust) feel honored

[timegod-doctor]

your pathetic excuse for a leader( @official--eve ) has declared war.

really, officalverse? you thought, after thousands of universes before you, that YOU could defeat me? pathetic. and all to defend the DALEKS? THE DALEKS?????!?!?!?! no matter. this is your official, or should I say, OFFICAL, warning, before I get rid of all of you. @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @gaster-wd @grim-reaper-offical @god-offical @evilducks-offical @the-queen-of-geese @red-solo-cup-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @ant-offical @ancom-offical @autism-offical @strawberry-milk-offical @scp-threats-is-back @knight-official @ao3-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @homosexuality-offical @wikipedia-the-non-official @helpmemiku @pukicho @plague-doctor--offical @mlm-god-offical @mother-anarchy-offical @france-offical @t-u-m-b-l-r-offical @force-delt-official @lime-offical @lemon-offical @limeade-offical @zest-offical @cia-offical @britain-offical @no-one-offical @gaysexonthefloor @hate-offical @love-offical @angst-official

[perfection-official]

…I wouldn’t really call it that but this is a mildly 1mp3rfect scenario…

@duck-offical, you think you can toss @brick-offical at this nerd? If so, a perfect problem solved!

[dalek-empire-offical]

he killed all four trillion of us what's a brick gonna do to him.

[perfection-official]

oh

nvm, get me fucking @goku-offical, perhaps a perfect solution

[perfection-official]

Maybe even @immortal-snail-offical, another perfect answer

[immortal-snail-offical]

Ooo yeah that's a perfect idea

[timegod-doctor]

we made a deal. you stay slow, I get infinite power. I hope you don't plan on breaking it, or your precious little universe would get torn apart.

[immortal-snail-offical]

Nevermind not a perfect idea anymore

[timegod-doctor]

your pathetic excuse for a leader( @official--eve ) has declared war.

really, officalverse? you thought, after thousands of universes before you, that YOU could defeat me? pathetic. and all to defend the DALEKS? THE DALEKS?????!?!?!?! no matter. this is your official, or should I say, OFFICAL, warning, before I get rid of all of you. @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @gaster-wd @grim-reaper-offical @god-offical @evilducks-offical @the-queen-of-geese @red-solo-cup-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @ant-offical @ancom-offical @autism-offical @strawberry-milk-offical @scp-threats-is-back @knight-official @ao3-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @homosexuality-offical @wikipedia-the-non-official @helpmemiku @pukicho @plague-doctor--offical @mlm-god-offical @mother-anarchy-offical @france-offical @t-u-m-b-l-r-offical @force-delt-official @lime-offical @lemon-offical @limeade-offical @zest-offical @cia-offical @britain-offical @no-one-offical @gaysexonthefloor @hate-offical @love-offical @angst-official

[perfection-official]

…I wouldn’t really call it that but this is a mildly 1mp3rfect scenario…

@duck-offical, you think you can toss @brick-offical at this nerd? If so, a perfect problem solved!

[dalek-empire-offical]

he killed all four trillion of us what's a brick gonna do to him.

[perfection-official]

oh

nvm, get me fucking @goku-offical, perhaps a perfect solution

[perfection-official]

Maybe even @immortal-snail-offical, another perfect answer

[immortal-snail-offical]

Ooo yeah that's a perfect idea

[space-snail-offical]

I have come to abduct you

-@immortal-snail-offical

:o okay! new friend! where are we going?

[immortal-snail-offical]

Idk, McSnails perhaps?

[space-snail-offical]

Sounds fun! can I get a milkshake?

[immortal-snail-offical]

Yeah, what flavor?

[space-snail-offical]

strawberry please

[immortal-snail-offical]

Oks

Here’s your milkshake

[space-snail-offical]

Thank you!

this is far nicer than I've heard most abductions are

[immortal-snail-offical]

You are a fellow snail, I am nice to fellow snails.

[space-snail-offical]

that makes sense!

friendo?

[immortal-snail-offical]

Yes, we shall be friendos from now on.

[space-snail-offical]

I have come to abduct you

-@immortal-snail-offical

:o okay! new friend! where are we going?

[immortal-snail-offical]

Idk, McSnails perhaps?

[space-snail-offical]

Sounds fun! can I get a milkshake?

[immortal-snail-offical]

Yeah, what flavor?

[space-snail-offical]

strawberry please

[immortal-snail-offical]

Oks

Here’s your milkshake

[space-snail-offical]

Thank you!

this is far nicer than I've heard most abductions are

[immortal-snail-offical]

You are a fellow snail, I am nice to fellow snails.

[space-snail-offical]

I have come to abduct you

-@immortal-snail-offical

:o okay! new friend! where are we going?

[immortal-snail-offical]

Idk, McSnails perhaps?

[space-snail-offical]

Sounds fun! can I get a milkshake?

[immortal-snail-offical]

Yeah, what flavor?

[space-snail-offical]

strawberry please

[immortal-snail-offical]

Oks

Here’s your milkshake

[space-snail-offical]

I have come to abduct you

-@immortal-snail-offical

:o okay! new friend! where are we going?

[immortal-snail-offical]

Idk, McSnails perhaps?

[space-snail-offical]

Sounds fun! can I get a milkshake?

[immortal-snail-offical]

Yeah, what flavor?

[nudityandnerdery]

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

[nudityandnerdery]

It’s that time of year again.

[cipheramnesia]

Nice

[sarcasmgal-blog]

Nice

[papa-requiem]

Nice.

[geese-in-trenchcoats]

Nice

[blackenedbleeding-deactivated20]

nice.

[duality-the-chaos-god]

Nice

[the-queen-of-geese]

Nice

[magpieoffical]

Nice

[immortal-snail-offical]

Nice

[space-snail-offical]

I have come to abduct you

-@immortal-snail-offical

:o okay! new friend! where are we going?

[immortal-snail-offical]

Idk, McSnails perhaps?

[immortal-snail-offical]

oh god.... not you....

>:3

[evil-ant-offical]

I’m a snail :3

-@immortal-snail-offical

We're not immortal you can't hurt us

[immortal-snail-offical]

Aw dang it :(

[immortal-snail-offical]

*Cutely comes back to haunts you*

@satan-offical @britain-offical @jeff-offical @ffej-offical @homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @nowhere-offical @nothing-offical @nonsense-offical @nonexistent-offical @never-offical @dave-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @aroace-offical @doomed-yuri-offical @doomedyaoioffical

[nonexistent-offical]

can I pet?

[immortal-snail-offical]

If you touch me you die

[nonexistent-offical]

I don't exist. I can't die

[immortal-snail-offical]

Pets are allowed

[nonexistent-offical]

yay :)

[immortal-snail-offical]

:3

[immortal-snail-offical]

*Cutely comes back to haunts you*

@satan-offical @britain-offical @jeff-offical @ffej-offical @homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @nowhere-offical @nothing-offical @nonsense-offical @nonexistent-offical @never-offical @dave-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @aroace-offical @doomed-yuri-offical @doomedyaoioffical

[nonexistent-offical]

can I pet?

[immortal-snail-offical]

If you touch me you die

[nonexistent-offical]

I don't exist. I can't die

[immortal-snail-offical]

Pets are allowed

[nonexistent-offical]

yay :)

[immortal-snail-offical]

:3

[immortal-snail-offical]

*Cutely comes back to haunts you*

@satan-offical @britain-offical @jeff-offical @ffej-offical @homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @nowhere-offical @nothing-offical @nonsense-offical @nonexistent-offical @never-offical @dave-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @aroace-offical @doomed-yuri-offical @doomedyaoioffical

[nonexistent-offical]

can I pet?

[immortal-snail-offical]

If you touch me you die

[nonexistent-offical]

I don't exist. I can't die

[immortal-snail-offical]

Pets are allowed

[immortal-snail-offical]

*Cutely comes back to haunts you*

@satan-offical @britain-offical @jeff-offical @ffej-offical @homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @nowhere-offical @nothing-offical @nonsense-offical @nonexistent-offical @never-offical @dave-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @aroace-offical @doomed-yuri-offical @doomedyaoioffical

[nonexistent-offical]

can I pet?

[immortal-snail-offical]

If you touch me you die

[immortal-snail-offical]

*Cutely comes back to haunts you*

@satan-offical @britain-offical @jeff-offical @ffej-offical @homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @nowhere-offical @nothing-offical @nonsense-offical @nonexistent-offical @never-offical @dave-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @aroace-offical @doomed-yuri-offical @doomedyaoioffical

[mlm-god-offical]

fellow immortal letss goo

[immortal-snail-offical]

ayyyy

[immortal-snail-offical]

*Cutely comes back to haunts you*

@satan-offical @britain-offical @jeff-offical @ffej-offical @homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @nowhere-offical @nothing-offical @nonsense-offical @nonexistent-offical @never-offical @dave-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @aroace-offical @doomed-yuri-offical @doomedyaoioffical

[nothing-offical]

Oh, hello Immortal Snail :]

Would you like a bowl lettuce and cucumbers? I think that’s what snails eat.

[immortal-snail-offical]

I eat everything

Also yayayayaya yummy :DDD