Maybe it’ll start in your garage, Frank

it’s been one of those weeks, pass the yaoi

[davendickrider]

Making a pinned post.

I’m Addie 24 she/they

This is my main blog and I’ve been on here forever. Formerly phanhowl. I post multifandom but mainly My Babysitter’s a Vampire, Lab Rats, and South Park (most of my South Park goes on @hystericalkyle ). All fandom focuses on this blog are subject to change (this started as a One Direction blog and then a Phandom blog). Also post memes and whatever media is capturing my attention at any given time. As a warning, I reblog things with suggestive themes occasionally but nothing outright (word I don’t wanna use in case it gets flagged or something)

Queue tag is #afk

My url is based on the whole Elon Musk dickrider discourse that was big online awhile ago combined with my lab rats tattoo. As in I look like an Elon dickrider with a Tesla tattoo or something but instead of Elon it’s Donald Davenport of Lab Rats. It’s an odd choice of url so I feel the need to explain.

[cowboy]

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

[chilewithcarnage]

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[ewaneneollav]

coworker who has shot me with a water pistol twice today asked me “did you ever watch k-pop demon hunters,” i said “no,” he said, “do you watch Anything,” i looked up towards the ceiling briefly before looking back at him & saying, “no,” he said, “all i can picture, is you, in a corner of a room, staring at a wall,” i said, “yeah”

[ozempicofficial]

[itsgonnabeanofrommedawg]

dan and phil publicly forgiving their audience for ripping their private life apart. chronically closeted dan following that up by asking "phil do YOU forgive me for years of dealing with my bullshit?" and phil saying he doesn't need to forgive him. literally peace and love on phanet earth

[cartoonrival]

any phannie worth their salt will tell you that its not the fact that they're in a relationship that is shocking its the fact that they announced it

[cartoonrival]

ppl who dont/havent watched dnp keep saying things like "i thought we already knew" which is funny because none of the phannies, who did actually know, are saying that, because its explicitly rude and also completely besides the point

[cartoonrival]

"i thought we already knew" i could fill libraries with what you don't know

[shed-some-light]

yeah no i can't hang out today. yeah it's british youtubers again. yeah it'll be all day.

[maybebi47]

dan turning his "fyi i like vagina" tweet into "some of the most handsome men i have ever met have vaginas so actually i was right the whole time" is making me SOB

[pseudophan]

i'm not an updates blog sorry i don't mean to steal anyone's job but the liked comments were too good on this one

[davendickrider]

honorable mention

[davendickrider]

Gotta unearth my tumblr to go wow, man. We’re all old now, but I feel like so many of us became 13 again today. Shout out to all my fellow phannies, we’ve grown and matured along with dnp and it’s nice to see.

[burningupasun]

[bananaactivity-deactivated20250]

I think my mind operates on a higher plane of existence

Especially when it comes to the most obscure cross overs ever. Case in point:

Funny, Misogynistic

Nerdy, simp

Strong willed, love interest

Fucking, weirdo

Bitchy, Friend

Yeah. I cooked with this one, not taking criticism at this time.

I think Horace and Grandma Weir can be compared as… old people ( Horace be better tho) and Alan and the little sister whose name I can never remember are…. Annoying.

Anyways I ate with this one fr.

I gs Jesse can be fucking… Experion or something idk

(Me after taking two cases of classic sitcom Disney show stereotypes and yapping like I did something actually)

[dec2007]

breathing organism

[dykephan]

pure devastation