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the piano pals
me in the pussy if im fully honest
i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo
i had to transcribe it
you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery
Stroberry
elf sex: 3 to 12 effeminate twinks coo and giggle in a sensual pile in the woods. sometimes the elf queen joins and pretends they’re her baby birds
dwarf sex: a pair of strong able bodied warriors tacitly agree to mate as equals under a binding contract of tomelike thickness, with consent from the council
gnome sex: married couple of 200 years finally gives in to temptation and call upon the stork to deliver their child, then sleep in separate beds completely satisfied
shout out to the beef censorship sticker i did in 5 minutes hes a real 1 for shielding me from tumbr being mean to me update i had to make a sacrifice to tumbr gods before they would smite me down
if you can find me on discord you can have it without the cropping :thumbsup:
touched up my frankenhooker fanart from last year
"This is severe sepsis." "I know, but at 7:00 AM it was a simple cellulitis. What else can I do?" "I think you’ve done enough."
The Pitt Season 2
in the mood to have an older woman watch me hump a pillow, barely getting enough friction to cum, while she touches herself and cums as much as she wants, cooing about how sweet and cute and pathetic i look
Hear me out...
A TNWO dating app where you can essentially door dash cunts who are willing to fuck trans women. Instead of the awkward talking phases and getting too shy, as long as they're your type and live reasonably close then she'll come to you. It solves so many problems and I think I should get some attention in my dms for this great idea :3
sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher
You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?
no that part was real
divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.
(guy who's misunderstanding what words mean) The problem with swordplay is she gets to be the sword and I have to, what, fuck the sword?
thats the shit saul goodman would had pulled off to help out jesse and walter if breaking bad was set in 2025
horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy
when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story
when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming
A white South African, a Quebecois, and an Israeli walk into a bar
LMFAO