David is a Yeti

David.19. Democrat, Marijuana Enthusiast, and avid lover of History & Politics. The content that shtall appear on my blog will usually consist of  politics, boobs, and probably more boobs and politics.

[unclefather]

[ok-dingo]

[benditlikekorra]

Incredible [x]

[catsuggest]

cat: *apex predator with over 2,900 confirmed kill*

humaine @ cat:

[ballsballsbowls]

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[existenceisanillusion]

[nervoushiccup-deactivated201508]

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

[starkravinghazelnuts-deactivate]

Tony:

[interlibraryloan]

[webofstarwars]

[1st-1]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[glumshoe]

Half my joints make ceramic doll clicking noises when I move and, despite what you might think based on my robot obsession, I’m not fond of that at all.

[glumshoe]

Me, shambling into the physical therapist’s office: “OIL CAN! OIL CAN!”

[glumshoe]

Tap dance instructor: “Ship, how the hell are you making three taps per step? You’re not even wearing tap shoes, what—“

Me: “Them’s Me Bones.”

[90ssuperheroes]

Iron Man (1994)

[arousedhoe]

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

[slightmood]

i know a gal……she’s on her way

[arousedhoe]

thanks

[slightmood]

[paxamericana]

Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers

[plasmalogical]

good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day

[categorical-abstract-ml-blog]

I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them

[hapabap-blog]

No, no, guys, look closely.

This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos)

This is obviously an organ harvesting operation.

[berlynn-wohl]

[gehayi]

Actually it turned out that the guy who was running it wanted to create a quasi-paramilitary organization.

There were so many horror stories about the place in the news that the landlord evicted everyone.

(Gotta say, though, that I like the organ harvesting scheme better.)

[ajani-on-the-spot-deactivated20]

“It would have been better to have found out this was an organ harvesting scheme” is not a sentiment I expected to see today, and yet.

[academicoperdido]

This was my favorite comment from the article

[deadpresidents]

This is strange but apparently, I woke up at 4am, told my wife, "American presidents can't have beards. Gotta tell that guy on tumblr," and promptly went back to sleep. I have zero memory of this happening but I thought I should tell you anyways.

I’m seeing this before midnight on December 31st, so this is officially the best thing to happen to me in 2018.

[ruinedchildhood]

Rose kept me up all night. / Oh, why? / She was afraid of the storm. / So what did you do? I told her to get the hell out of my room.