Wherever you go, there you are.

23/⚷/usa☄cancer/knight of heart☄try he/him pronouns

[jedusaur]

“[Eliza Hamilton] motioned with pride to a silver wine cooler, tucked discreetly beneath the center table, that had been given to the Hamiltons by Washington himself. This treasured gift retained a secret meaning for Eliza, for it had been a tacit gesture of solidarity from Washington when her husband was ensnared in the first major sex scandal in American history.” –Chernow

Washington’s all “yo Eliza, I bet you rly need to get schwasted right about now, huh?” and Eliza’s like “CHYEAH. goddamn bro I knew there was a reason this country loved u”

[birdnormal]

“chara is determination incarnate” “chara is a demon” “chara is destruction” ALL ARE WRONG

CHARA IS “BALL GAME”

[pleatedjeans]

via

[bloodrvn]

Mean Girls (2004) // The Death of Caesar (1798)

Happy Ides of March!

[gaykagome]

ET TU BRUTE???

[theformerastronomer]

Your calendrically-appropriate post for the day.

[dajo42]

reverse werewolves. wolves that turn into confused but excited humans every month at the full moon and run around doing weird human stuff until they wake up the next day in the middle of an office with a suit loosely draped over their wolf form

[405blazeitt]

“hey, jen, did you finish those taxes?”

“uh… jen…?”

[nevver]

[shadsmeister]

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

[jovan]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

All animals go to heaven is just illogical planning. You’re telling me every crocodile that ever lived is in heaven? Heaven must be swarming crocodiles. Does that sound like heaven to you? Thousands of millions of crocodiles?

[zooophagous]

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE*

YES, DAMMIT

[rashkah]

[n0rara]

You make hair look so floofy. I love it!

angry fluffy, shorty fluffy and chilly fluffy

[wet-monsoon]

*blows a kiss to outer space*

for lord dominator

[thesnadger]

Lord Dominator: *catches kiss in fist and crushes it to dust*

[relatablepicturesofjasper]

happy birthday to jasper! today, march 12th, is the anniversary of jasper’s premiere in the episodes “the return” and “jailbreak”.

[nubs-mgee]

The giving tree isn’t so giving

[llord]

I fucking love this comic because so many non-homestucks reblog this not even fucking knowing that they’ve been dragged into the fandom against their will.

[msbadatnamingthings]

Do you think lapis ever says “give em the old razuli dazuli”

[nokiabae]

it’s been 4 months and I can’t stop thinking about this tweet

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

Syrian refugees get housed in the same hotel as a furry convention, and the kids loved it

Syrian refugees in Canada have been personally welcomed into the country at Vancouver airport by Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, they have been welcomed by children in a video saying “see you in school,” and now they have been welcomed by Furries. The fifth annual VancouFur convention, in which people dress up as fictional anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics, was held at the same hotel where a number of Syrian refugees are currently being housed.

Oh my god

[erroneous-logic]

honestly I don’t even know who to tag for this

[brassers-deactivated20181223]

@luchadoreofliberty and @tiffanarchy

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

I WAS THERE

I ALMOST CLIMBED INTOA  REFUGEES WINDOW WITHA  MALT LIqUOR FOURTY BECAUSE THE PREVIOUS NIGHT IT WA A PARTY ROOMAND I GUESS ONCE THE PARTIERS LEFT, IT BECAME A REFUGEE FAMILY’S ROOM

[akajencat]

“WELCOME TO CANADA I’M THE PARTY BRIGADE HERE TO GET YOU RIGGITY RIGGITY WRECKED!!” Prat, 2016

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

jdlkfgj

I witnessed some other fun shit that weekend as well

like someone in a MLP gilda suit being literally dragged off by 5 kids down the hall while the gilda costumer looked around confused and startled as the kids were screaming excitedly.

i was also walking around a bit in my kigurumi/onesie of prat and a group of syrian women and their kids stopped me to take a photo with the kids who were LOSING THEIR MINDS AND SCREAMING, unable to stand still for the photo, one was behind me the whole time stomping on the tail of my kigu

basically all weekend the kids ran around like it was goddamn disneyland until as late as midnight and the mothers hung about like “8DD?!?” not sure how to make of the situation but laughing to eachother over it.

I can only fathom what it’s like to flee the besieged suburbs of aleppo, spend a year in a turkish refugee camp, then be shipped over to cold, rainy ass Vancouver Canada only to encounter a sort of celebration with costumed idiots at the airport hotel you are checked into on arrival.

Certainly a WELCOME TO THE WEST culture shock, if anything.

[chikadeealpha-deactivated201608]

@lord-kitschener

[lord-kitschener]

Like the rest of the internet, I love “lol furries” jokes and shitposts, and you’ll pry them from my cold dead fingers, but this is honestly super fucking adorable and heartwarming, and I’m glad people were well-behaved and nice for the refugee kids, because they definitely need it

[vastderp]

Furries continue to be the best weirdoes

[but-dude-why]

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