“[Eliza Hamilton] motioned with pride to a silver wine cooler, tucked discreetly beneath the center table, that had been given to the Hamiltons by Washington himself. This treasured gift retained a secret meaning for Eliza, for it had been a tacit gesture of solidarity from Washington when her husband was ensnared in the first major sex scandal in American history.” –Chernow
Washington’s all “yo Eliza, I bet you rly need to get schwasted right about now, huh?” and Eliza’s like “CHYEAH. goddamn bro I knew there was a reason this country loved u”
















