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[goth-queen]

[goth-queen]

[thedeathofthelamb]

Things That Sound Like They Were in the Show Because It's on Brand But Weren't

- Will crawling on the floor half naked

- Hannibal saying "there are many parts of you I've considered stroking, Will, but your ego wasn't one of them."

- Hannibal putting his hands on someone's lips and going "shh".

- Will putting his lips on someone's lips and saying shh but in an evil way (recreating a murder maybe)

- "There's no shame in being aroused during a crime scene if you were truly stepping into the mind of the killer, Will."

- Lab team, Freddie or Abigail gossiping about what the hell is the vibe between Will and Hannibal.

- Hannibal giving Will a shoulder massage.

- "Are you...Aroused, doctor? Does being at gunpoint arouse you?"

- "Still want to eat me?" ; "In less literal ways, yes."

- Hannibal having a fancy bath moment.

- Hannibal's skincare routine.

- Will gutting a fish but imagining he's gutting a person.

[skyrigel]

[vol-au-vending-machine]

'Sunrise on the reaping killed hayffie" but did it though??

Haymitch's thoughts of Effie are positive, as positive as they can be for a Capitol citizen. She steps in to save the day. She's with him in the launch room. That's such a big deal! Every moment of Drusilla highlights how important Effie is, how important her role is to the success and survival of 12's Tributes. Because we see what happens when her job is done SO SO BADLY.

Yeah she's blinded by patriotism but she's also more reliable than Plutarch, who Haymitch finds hard to pin down.

Effie is older than haymitch now, but she's a young woman so she's probably recently graduated. 22? 23? 6-7 years isn't a big age gap.

So soooooooo much of this book is about dignity. Dignity dignity dignity. And Effie respects Haymitch. She treats him with dignity. Consistently.

And yes Haymitch says geese mate for life. But he also says Louella will be his only sweetheart only for Katniss to quickly get the name sweetheart. So I think he can love both Lenore and Effie, just as he can care for Katniss without her 'replacing' Louella.

[teasleuthing]

I've never done much digging into names from The Hunger Games. I knew a lot of the Capitol names were of Roman or Saint origins.

I did a bit of a further deep dive with Effie's name.

Euphemia means "well spoken", which I think most in the fandom know.

But, did you also know that Saint Euphemia was tortured and killed for refusing to make sacrifices to the Greek God of war- Ares.

REFUSING

TO

MAKE

SACRIFICES

[effieotto]

SOTR content bellow. Spoiler alert

the fact Haymitch feared that, because Lenore Dove was in prison during his Games, she was being punished for his actions of retaliation, tormenting himself with the idea of her being confined. Tortured. Raped. Murdered —when she was not (maybe starved and hurt at some point, but not much of the rest). And then Effie is arrested during the War, and punished for his recent actions of retaliation, and she is being. starved. Raped and Tortured during the whole time in there…Suzanne Collins, i will find you.

[sungmee]

I'll throw away my faith, babe, just to keep you safe Don't you know you're everything I have?

guardian angel izzy AU! this was originally my second piece for the reverse bang, but things with that author didn't work out, so i'm gonna try to do it on my own, but i wanted to post the art.

more on this AU: -izzy is stede's guardian angel who falls in love with him -a Big Incident happens when stede is younger that makes izzy truly fear for his life -he finds out ed and stede are meant to be together and ed will help keep stede alive -can't directly interfere, so he leaves heaven and joins ed's crew to try and eventually direct ed towards stede -izzy does catch feelings for ed but he doesn't even realize it until after ed and stede meet, he's been too focused on his goal -assumes he'll lose them both to each other, but he's accepted this (he is also wrong) -stizzy-centric, ed/stede, eventual steddyhands

[treesofgreen]

Yes.

[ohmyglobwhatthefrickamievendoing]

Ed & Izzy on the sidelines as Stede runs off to duel a master swordsman after training with them, knowing full well that all they did during their respective training sessions was take the opportunity to slap his ass:

[lavenderprose]

A sample of Ed, Stede and Izzy's group text, if you will:

Izzy: omw. stopping to get milk. need anything else?

Stede: Oh! Could you get tahini? I have a recipe!

Izzy, several minutes later: where the fuck is tahini in the grocery store

Ed: [Image of himself in the mirror] very cutesy very demure

Stede: With the nut butters.

Stede: You look nice darling!

Ed: i'll butter ur nut 🥜 💦 🍆

Izzy: cant find tahini. cashew butter?

Stede: No 😞 That won't work.

Ed: look in the international aisle Iz 👀

Izzy: fine

Izzy: found it

Izzy: SEVN

Izzy: SEVEN DOLLARS

Stede: Yes, it IS expensive! But you won't mind when you have homemade hummus in your tummy!

Izzy: stede i am allergic to sesame

Ed: Yeah he's super allergic babe

Stede: I thought it was peanuts?

Izzy: YES

Ed: [Izzy_Allergy_List.doc]

Ed: oops meant to send that in private chat

Izzy: YOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM A LIST??

Ed: ☠️

Stede: It's to help me keep track!

Ed: ☠️☠️☠️

Izzy: venmo me for this stupid tahini bonnet

[hurtspideyparker]

Tony, pointing to Morgan: This is my daughter. I dreamt her existence up because she's so perfect and raised her with my soulmate. She's the sweetest and most precious thing on this planet

Tony, pointing to Peter and Harley: These are my raccoon sons. I found them in a pile of trash and they followed me home. As Morgan likes to say, "they're stinky but I love them anyways"

Peter: You love me? 🥺

Harley: Is that why Morgan got me deodorant for my birthday...I'm gonna throw it at her head

Morgan: AHHHHHHH

Tony: Anyways that's my family. How's yours?

*The kids running in the background*

Peter: Harley you can't persecute the truth if you want to abolish fascism!

Morgan: Daddy wrapped it, throw it at him!

Harley: I'm gonna throw it at all three of you like a boomerang—

Scott: Oh my family's great. We're happier than ever that Cassie's an only child

Tony: You and Hope don't want...?

Scott: No, no we really don't.

Tony, shrugging: To each their own—*gets wacked in the head with deodorant*

[noah-wyles]

'i don't like pairing'

'i hate this fandom'

'i don't want to read noncon/dubcon'

'i don't like 'x/y/z' and i shouldn't have to read it'

'i hate this character'

'i don't want to read explicit stories'

a resolution for you:

[wallpaperflower92]

I was bored! so I made this hehe

inspired by: ironspidxr

[rainbowsuitcase]

I have no idea how this would work on the timeline but omegaverse AU where alpha Bucky helped omega Howard through heat exactly once and neither of them realized that it got Howard pregnant.

So when Steve meets Tony in the twenty first century, he's prepared for him to smell like Howard. But Tony still takes him by surprise, because sure, he smells like Howard's kid, but he also smells like Bucky's.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

somebody write this fanfic I beg you…. ❤️

[itsagentromanoff]

Bucky: Well, I went to go take the tour, turns out that Tony is the tour guide.

Steve: Tony is the tour guide?

Tony: Yeah the pay sucks, but it allows me to combine two of my passions. Performing in front of a small audience, and getting strangers to fall in love with me.